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Jordana Missioux

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Entrepreneur by day. Romance writer by night.

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G Belle @gbelle24.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I just found out Andrea Gibson passed away and suddenly the world feels a little less bright ‘Just to be clear I don’t want to get out without a broken heart. I intend to leave this life so shattered there’s gonna have to be a thousand separate heavens for all of my flying parts.’ – Andrea Gibson
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Sara Wilkinson @swilkinsonwrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
ROMANTIC COMEDY x NOTTING HILL Becca's world, already upended when she's named part owner of a winery with her half-brother by her estranged father, is fully turned upside down when she rescues Ian, a disillusioned movie star hiding from an oversized role, from rabid fans. #Bluepit📖 #A #R #Q
Love on the Vine Agent Guide By Sara WilkinsonBecca Hopewell has trouble letting people in. She blames the death of her mom during childbirth and her father’s subsequent abandonment of her to a cold aunt. When she’s left part owner of a winery with her newfound half-brother she must decide if she’s willing to risk being rejected again. Not only by him, but by Ian Baker, the demi-god portraying, disillusioned actor she rescues from rabid fans while manning the winery’s Christmas market booth.The Particulars: 85,000 Word Contemporary Romance. Troupes: Different worlds, strangers-to-lovers, found family. Comps: Romantic Comedy, A Winter Wish, Waiting for Tom Hanks, Notting Hill“You’re right. Better make it three. You’re too good a saleswoman. Even without the cheat sheet. Which begs the question: How does someone who professes not to know wine work for a winery?”
“That’s a long, complicated story. Too long for a few sips of wine. Or coffee. Hell, I’m not even sure a three-course meal would suffice.” Becca froze. Eyes wide as her hands hovered over bottles. “That wasn’t me begging for an invitation or anything. Not that you thought such a silly thing. Or would ever think…” Becca snapped her lips shut. Avoided his twinkling eyes by assessing the progress of the three women. Now closer than she liked. With more make-up and hands that flattened flyaway strands. Their hungry look reminiscent of the wolf at grandma’s house.
“And if I did?”
“What?”
The man followed Becca’s frantic glance. His head snapped forward. His body straightened and angled more towards Becca and away from the women’s eager glances. The openness, the calmness disappeared like wine at an awkward Christmas party.
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jenn (is querying and writing) @kotegentarri.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
THOROUGHFARE 🏜️ a religious apostle & western outlaw must work together to stop an eldritch horror spreading across the desert - novella (26k words) - a sunshine MMC and grumpy FMC ☀️ - eldritch monsters but the true horror is humanity #BluePit 📖 #A #H #SP #Q #DIS #amquerying
A "title page" for the work Thoroughfare; the text of the title is in a blue sky above a brown horse that's head is leaning down, cut off by the frame of the picture.Moodboard/collage of nine pictures of Western-themed images: silhouette of a rider on horseback, doves against a golden wall, a figure in a hat. 
Center text: "We Could Meet Again Somewhere." 
Many elements evoke mystery and solitude with red, gold, or white energy.
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Trinity🪞is querying🪞 @trinitywrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
METAL BONES, PLASTIC HEART 👩‍💻Lonely teenage hacker 🤖Mysterious android boy ❤️‍🔥Slow-burn romance 🩸Powerful mega-corporations 🌃A sprawling city 🔎Scavenger hunt for computer chips that hold answers about more than just a murder... #BluePit #BluePit📖 #YA #SF #M #Q
girl leaning against a bare mattress. a pink and blue jelly fish. blurry red and gold fish. .a blond-haired man cooking with a cat on his back A tall, purple-tinted tower. A hand with blue fire. Two people almost kissing. A distorted silhouette. A dandelion on fire. A city with a red haze.
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fabs is editing/drafting + brainstorming 🫣✨ @simplyfabs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
#bluepit 📖 #NA #A #POC #R #DR #W TITLE: the villain's muse. COMPS: god of fury x king of sloth x perfect addiction GENRE: bipoc dark romance! WORD COUNT: est. around 90k+ after dev edits! She healed. He destructed.
- the fmc is bangladeshi, the mmc is puerto rican! 
- the fmc is writing/bookish content creator + freelance editor, the mmc is a dj and illegal underground boxer!these are the main tropes of the book *not* including the numerous microtropes that would've made this list TOO LONG otherwise !!the comps of the book !!! i added silly little captions for just the vibes and with the current direction of the book as it undergoes heavy developmental edits and revisions—they honestly make the most sense !!! it felt right to have ONE movie comp here because i wanted to, hehe <33spoiler alert: i came up with the dedication on the spot and it'll be a working dedication for now *unless* i'm not changing it! enjoy being delulu and kicking your feet besties <33
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Soph @soph-pl.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
❤️B4 Sunrise x🌶️Heartless x✈️Kilt Trip A sensible summer student begins a passionate, no-strings fling with her single-dad host in laid-back, leafy post-Cold War Berlin. But when love intrudes & summer ends, they face an impossible choice: give up career & duty… or each other. #BluePit📖 #Q #A #R #WF
Moodboard. Center photo: A man and woman embracing (design by Freepik, freepik.com), overlaid with the word "romance". Surrounding it are 8 squares, arranged clockwise: 1. The word "heartfelt" on a grey background; 2. A street sign reading "Pariser Platz“ in front of the Brandenburg Gate (photo by Dietmar Rabich, 2013-11-23, licensed under creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed); 3. The word "spicy" on a black background; 4. Wannsee beach (photo by Asif Masimov, 2018-04-22, licensed under creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en); 5. The word "destination" on a white background; 6.  A DJ playing at the Tresor nightclub (photo by Angie Linder, 2015-08-20, licensed under creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en); 7. The word "retro" on a black background; 8. A young boy sitting cross-legged and looking up (photo by Cristina Gottardi on Unsplash)
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Kate Cooper @authorkatecooper.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
My dual-perspective adult contemporary romance follows Rowan and Charlie as they tell the story of the sole survivor of a plane crash. While writing their article, they fight to ignore their growing feelings for each other and discover there's more to the story than they thought. #BluePit📖 #W #A #R
Background: top view of a table with 2 sets of hands, a map, a laptop, a camera, notebooks, and pens
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An agent's guide to Overcoming
An adult contemporary romance by Kate CooperBackground: top view of a table with 2 sets of hands, a map, a laptop, a camera, notebooks, and pens
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Pitch
Journalist Rowan Adams refuses to let the death of her parents define her. Charlie Shaw, a brooding photojournalist, swore off women forever after being left at the altar. Together, they interview the sole survivor of a plane crash and unintentionally uncover the airline's secret purpose as hitmen and a surprising connection to Rowan's parents. Just as they give in to the attraction they've tried to ignore, a threatening email forces Charlie to betray Rowan and destroy her chance at justice for her parents.Background: top view of a table with 2 sets of hands, a map, a laptop, a camera, notebooks, and pens
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Excerpt
Angela releases him, and I get my first look at the photojournalist every woman swoons over. His tan skin contrasts with the light blue of his button-up, the sleeves of which are rolled up to his elbows. His curly black hair and dark stubble give him a rugged look that would make me a little weak in the knees if I wasn’t already sitting.
“I’m so pleased you agreed to join us for this story! This is your partner, Rowan Adams.”
“Pleasure to meet you,” I stand and hold out my hand, forgetting it’s wet from the condensation on the iced latte I set on Angela’s desk.
“Likewise,” he gives me the shortest handshake known to man before pulling back and glaring down at his wet palm.
“Sorry! I promise it’s nothing gross. Just water,” I grab my coffee and hold it up to show that I’m not a liar, but it slips out of my hand. 
Time slows as the cup tips through the air, the lid popping off. The liquid douses his bag and my favorite flats, and I clap a hand over my mouth, horrified. His expression is less than amused.Background: top view of a table with 2 sets of hands, a map, a laptop, a camera, notebooks, and pens
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Comps and tropes
Enemies to lovers, forced proximity, workplace romance, second chance at love, fear of loving again, mental health representation
Book covers at bottom of image (from left to right):
Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood
The Right Move by Liz Tomforde
Marlowe Banks, Redesigned by Jacqueline Firkins
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Katie Knightley @katieknightley.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
SHIPPED X FLIRTING WITH DISASTER X THIS SUMMER WILL BE DIFFERENT Working at an all-inclusive island resort is all fun and games until your one-night stand becomes your teammate in a competition that could lead to a promotion or termination. #BluePit📖 #A #R #Q #AgentGuide
SHIPPED X FLIRTING WITH DISASTER X THIS SUMMER WILL BE DIFFERENT

Working at an all-inclusive island resort is all fun and games until your one-night stand becomes your teammate in a competition that could lead to a promotion or termination.

#BluePit📖 #A #R #Q #AgentGuideSHIPPED X FLIRTING WITH DISASTER X THIS SUMMER WILL BE DIFFERENT

Working at an all-inclusive island resort is all fun and games until your one-night stand becomes your teammate in a competition that could lead to a promotion or termination.

#BluePit📖 #A #R #Q #AgentGuideSHIPPED X FLIRTING WITH DISASTER X THIS SUMMER WILL BE DIFFERENT

Working at an all-inclusive island resort is all fun and games until your one-night stand becomes your teammate in a competition that could lead to a promotion or termination.

#BluePit📖 #A #R #Q #AgentGuideSHIPPED X FLIRTING WITH DISASTER X THIS SUMMER WILL BE DIFFERENT

Working at an all-inclusive island resort is all fun and games until your one-night stand becomes your teammate in a competition that could lead to a promotion or termination.

#BluePit📖 #A #R #Q #AgentGuide
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
CROSS THE LINE x THE BODYGUARD Victoria is sent to Monaco to investigate an F1 team’s money laundering scheme. But when she falls for Sebastien, the team’s star driver, she faces an impossible choice: her career, her mission, or the man she should never have gotten involved with. #Bluepit📖 #Q #R #A
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
✨ANTI-HERO x I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE✨ 🏎️ CRASHING POINT - Taylor’s version Victoria went to Monaco to investigate an F1 team, not fall for their golden boy driver. ❤️‍🔥 Is she the problem? Yeah ❤️‍🔥 Anti-hero character? Yeah ❤️‍🔥 She knew he was trouble? Yeah #PlaylistPitch #ROM #A
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Sara Duran ✨is AGENTED✨ @saraduran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I know they call this the trenches, but I never expected my own CHARACTERS to reject my queries 😅 #UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying
A mock query rejection email with a pearl bead background:

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Dear Sara,
Thank you for wasting my time with your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. For future reference, please note that I'm only open to multi-POV YA fantasy where the sapphic childhood-besties-turned-lovers don't get a happily-ever-after.
Side note: A scorned ghost pirate trapped inside the head of a closeted princess until they both learn to help each other come out? How original.
Regrets,
Princess Mira

View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/give-up-dummy.A mock query rejection email with a gold coin background. 

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Sara,
Thank you for considering me for the most torturously feel-good, insufferably hopeful-even-in-its-bleakest-moments novel I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I suggest you jump ship on writing and take on a more practical hobby like swashbuckling, rum drinking, or breaking the curse that has me stuck inside the head of this whiny princess (thanks for that, by the way).
Kick bricks barefoot,
Captain Amir

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Hi Sara,
Thank you so much for your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. While I truly admired the 82,000 word count, non-Western fantasy setting, and LGBTQ+ representation, unfortunately, I will have to pass. I would, however, like to offer a minor suggestion to change the title to THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHANNA, as I believe this better reflects the titular character's gender identity.
Best wishes,
Johanna
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QueryTracker.net/portal/Protect-Trans-KidsA mock query rejection email with a bloody background. 

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Ms. Duran,
The empire has scrupulously reviewed your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN, and has found that beneath the lighthearted, adventurous story of queer joy and acceptance is a truly blasphemous critique of the colonization of the Global South. We will be passing, but please do keep us in mind for any future projects featuring white, male, cis-het protagonists, preferably in settings inspired by medieval Europe.
Regards,
General Genovese
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QueryTracker.net/portal/is-this-one-pushing-it?-maybe-lol
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Shida Ketzer (follows back all fiction writers) @wisteraverse.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A plucky FMC who must fight a dysfunctional family of gods. An extremely hot dragon who won't be ridden, except in the bedroom😉 #Q #UnhingedPit #F #writingcommunity
A green dragon in the arms of a woman who's scowling at a poor knight in full armor!
The dragon is pointing an accusatory finger at the knight as if a child telling their mother that someone hurt them. The poor knight is scared.

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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
AITA for lying about who I am, falling for a Formula 1 driver while investigating his team for money laundering… and then panicking when the truth is about to come out? 💔 aka if the undercover investigator catching feelings had a Reddit #UnhingedPit #R #Q #WritingCommunity #IAmQuerying
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Not only did I get my first agent like through #questpit today, but also my first full request!! What a day!
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ALT: two women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing an orange coat and the other is wearing a brown shirt .
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James Keller-Am Querying @thekellerverse.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
In the Service of Gods and Admirals Mass Effect x Treasure Planet 🎬 New Adult Scifi/fantasy 🚂 Steampunk ♀️ FMC 🚀Solar-Sail Spaceships 🔮 Crystal magic 🧠 PTSD 🦸‍♀️ Reluctant hero 🪐 Planet Hopping 👽 Many Alien species ⚖️ justice/redemption/revenge #Questpit #W #SFF #writingcommunity
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Sally Bromley @sallybromley.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
'I, SAID THE SPARROW' In WWI Sussex, when a petty criminal is found gutted like a fish, tales of forbidden love, the infamous Fowler Gang, and two young suffragettes, bleed together staining the River Arun red. #Q #A #HR #MY #QuestPit
Images of Peaky Blinders, a dead fish, a man and woman kissing, two women kissing, a soldier in WWI uniform. 
Agent's guide to 'I, Said the Sparrow.'
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Shida Ketzer (follows back all fiction writers) @wisteraverse.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
"This world, my dear, is the slaughterhouse of noble ideals." Rep. 🏳️‍🌈,♿️, BIPOC, Neurospicy, OwnVoices Tropes: Found Family, Spicy Banter, Forbidden Love #PosterPitQ #F #YA #PosterPit #WritingCommunity
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- The Pitch: “When the chosen empress is assassinated, her disabled and gutsy ex-GF must triumph over a dysfunctional family of ancient gods or submit to fulfilling the chosen’s grim fate as the gods’ eternal slave and weapon against mortals.”

- Quote: "This world, my dear, is the slaughterhouse of noble ideals."

- 5 drops of blood (in the style of “5-star rating”)

- [ A list of represented identities]: Neurospicy, LGBTQIA+, Disability, BIPOC


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Little Thieves meets A Sorceress Comes to Call in

90,000 YA Crossover Fantasy

A Novel By Shida Katz

Based on my own True life & Identity

Coming to your

Query Inbox


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Found Family, Forbidden Love, Feminine Rage, Spicy Banter

Laurels: 

"A gripping & entertaining book!" - A Literary Agent

"I think you have skills! I like your writing!" - A Literary Agent

"Publishing is a Subjective Industry!" - Literary Agents
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CP Ashton - querying FIREFLY x PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN @cpashton.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Coming this Fall Uncover wicked magic, vengeful heroines, & darkness beneath the surface of enchanted worlds in an #anthology of crooked #fairytales Be warned, this is✨Not Your Ever After✨ Read about each story & get the newsletter here notyoureverafter.carrd.co 💙📚 #QuestPit #W #A #F #SF #SFF 🧵
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suzanne albanis (agented!) @suzannealbanis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
POPPY WAR X SHADOW OF THE GODS On a chain of Greek-inspired islands, Iro Zikos is spared by her dying gods and granted the gold touch—becoming a weapon coveted by all, just as their king dies, leaving a power vacuum and five ambitious families to fill it. #QuestPit #OS #A #F
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suzanne albanis (agented!) @suzannealbanis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Corpse Bride x DRACULA x THE PEASANTS After Czeslaw exhumes a vengeful vampire, he succumbs to violence over his stolen land and desperation for his unhappily wedded lover, as the vampire descends on their village with wrath—and on Czeslaw with obsessive love #QuestPit #A #H #AG
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suzanne albanis (agented!) @suzannealbanis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
In this CARMILLA retelling, Marsha Braun—a necromantic witch—must sell her family estate to free their trapped souls and escape a vicious immortality-seeking cult. There, she falls for the night gardener—with deadly family secrets intertwined with her own #A #H #DF #QuestPit #OS
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Jessica DeLand - Author (WAKE Coming Feb 2027) @delandjessica.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE X BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A kidnapped ballerina has to choose: family or freedom & her ballet dream 24 full requests 4 previous offers of publication Mental health rep Contemporary fantasy Slow burn Found family Forced proximity Unearthing secrets #Questpit #Q #YA #F #M #R #MH
Pitch card for #Questpit featuring an image of a ballerina's legs spread in a V en pointe with rope tying the ankles together. Ice is creeping in on the sides. Segmented fairy wings are in the upper left corner and a badge reading, "Killer Nashville Claymore Finalist" is in the upper right. A purple circle in the center with a feather on the bottom encloses text reading, "Wake, YA Contemporary Fantasy, By Jessica DeLand, 91,000 words. A ballerina with a panic disorder gets kidnapped by fantasy fugitives desperate for their leader’s magic trapped inside her, but when they threaten her family so she'll live with them until it’s returned and also forbid ballet school, she must decide between allying with them or freedom and following her dream as she finds herself bonding with her kidnappers." Along the bottom are images of book/movie covers for "Howl's Moving Castle," "A Curse So Dark and Lonely," "The Inheritance Games," "The Cruel Prince," and "The Prison Healer."
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Victoria is sent to Monaco to investigate a Formula One team’s money laundering scheme, but falling for their star driver puts her heart, her case, and both of their futures at risk. ♥️ forbidden love 🌍 different worlds ☀️ grumpy x sunshine ✨ he falls first #questpit #Q #R
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
🏁 Sports romance meets secrets, undeniable feelings and zero self-control. 👀 Here’s the driver briefing his team should’ve given him: #UnhingedPit #R #A #Q #litagents #amquerying #sportsromance
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Jenee Dutary @jeneedutary.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
“She ran across campus with a bag of gerbils and no pants on. He knew in that moment he was unconditionally, and irrevocably, fucked.” #UnhingedPit #R #A #W #gerbilwip
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Chase Grayson is Agented🌙 @adropofmagick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
CONFIDENTIAL: The following notes for Nocturne Collegiate's Alyss Veylas & Bastian Nightingale were shared with me by their therapist, and the results are...rather unhinged. #UnhingedPit #YA #Q #F #CrossoverAppeal
Confidential

Alyss Veylas

Risk level: UNPRECEDENTED

Named her sword "Melancholy"—how emo can you get?

Hobbies include robbing graves with her ex and his new girlfriend?

Deals with grief by flirting with THE Bastian Nightingale

Wields the power of the Memoria Moon...Could she be...?

Why is she stabbing everything?!A Memory of Moonkissed Malice

Kind of like...

Harry Potter (if he listened to My Chemical Romance)

Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do"

Love Interest like Patrick from "10 Things I Hate About You"Confidential

Bastian Nightingale

Risk level: UNPRECEDENTED

Catchphrase: "I flaunt my sins proudly"—like that's a good thing...

Tongue is sharper than his fangs

Won't shut up about Alyss Veylas (literally obsessed)

Hobbies include using his magick kamera and smoking blood cigarillos

Did he steal my gold while he was here?
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H. L. Docherty (Updates Only) @hldocherty.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This book has no chill, and neither does anyone in it. Welcome to SNOWDOPS AND STONES. You're not leaving emotionally intact. Now have some memes. #UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #DS #Q
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#UnhingedPit, meet my character's red flags 🚩 🏎️ Sports Romance Edition 🕵️‍♀️ One’s lying. 🔒 One’s loyal. ❤️‍🔥Both are screwed. #R #A #Q #litagents #amquerying
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Jordana Missioux @jordanamissioux.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
She was sent to Monaco to take down a Formula One empire—falling for its star driver was never part of the plan. Expect: ➿Undercover investigator 🤫Secrets risking careers & hearts 🌟Glamorous setting 👀Charming, off-limits racing star 💞Contemporary Romance #LuckyPit #PopUpPit #PopUpPitA
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