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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

is there a Kalshi for whether Platner or McConnell will drop first

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I have become wholly unashamed of telling people what #claude told me

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I could literally look at photos of people not being at Trump's birthday party all day

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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

In 10 days since we launched this publicly, we have 160+ organizations/campaigns/partners on the waitlist for CampSight, not including all the RFS candidates we're connecting with. Thrilled to be filling a much-needed hole in the ecosystem.

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I look forward to the management case study on delegation citing the president of the united states' personal involvement in a pool cleaning project as textbook anti-leadership

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

wife is on the phone with a clearly #AI customer support rep for Hyatt and I so want her to say "transfer me to Opus 4.8"

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

such a cool project. I'd love to tell ya more about it! Apply if it feels like a fit; DM me any questions

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Is the new @googlesheets.bsky.social logo supposed to be something or is the only purpose to make sure I don't realize which of my open tabs are Sheets

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

performatively saying "LEAVE IT" to my dog as if I ever taught him that command

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Anyone know if it's possible to revise or improve a document after it is first drafted? Asking for #DNC

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Pro tip: You can be so terse in code comments and #claude never brings it up in a performance review

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

House of representatives should represent the entirety of their state, says local man who only read the first three words of his civics textbook

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Today's blunder is unrelated to my performance improvement plan. Ultimately, this is a separate and distinct project.

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

just watched a grown adult ask the barrista at Caribou for the password to "the airport's wifi"

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/05/2026

i genuinely wish the democratic national committee was as powerful, organized and ruthless as a lot of people seem to think it is

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If the Fed is grifting, as DOJ insists, then how is Powell the only economist in America with no iPad???

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

we have to talk about the comically large number of modes on modern noise machines. i refuse to believe any baby is sleeping to a light piano rendition of Amazing Grace

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Starting to doubt those @anthropic.com Mythos rumors tbh

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

realizing as I open my yearly productivity book that 200 years ago I totally would have bought snake oil

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

it's a trap. the only additional thing you will get done is building another todo app (if you finish it)

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The real friends are the justices we called STUPID along the way

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Emmer: "if you look at the facts, you'd think the truth. But guess what? A lie!"

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

today is only the best (and most important?) holiday

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The best and worst thing about #AI, as compared to a human, is that it will always try to do what you tell it to (often, with gusto)

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Wow Rubio holding meetings with every single nation on Earth today re #IRAN

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

it's as if they learned nothing from turning of pre-check for 12 hours

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

best way I can sum up today's weather ☀️ in Minneapolis is to quote my wife: "I wish I had an Aperol Spritz. This happens every year"

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

If, 5 years ago, you'd told me I would be doing my most complex work in Markdown, I would have laughed at you so hard.

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Perhaps a reason to keep it??? (cc Republicans)

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Someone's #clawdbot is out of control. Shut it down

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I have to say it is entirely (okay mostly) unsurprising which college classmates are joining this administration or running as republicans

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

ok no masks for #ICE in exchange for no masks while voting no takebacksies

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

brave to say "nannies" in a public setting like this

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Also as if, in 2026, we are calling restaurants to make a reservation

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Future history books will have to devote a whole chapter to how people taking cell phone videos in #Minneapolis meaningfully changed the world.

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

if you're in a city #ICE hasn't occupied yet, start prepping the answer for when your toddler asks who this is, what they have, and why they're so scary

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Grandpa, you weren't listening. That's not everything we want.

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

starting to think these #AI coding agents can be used for more than just fixing my SQL queries

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Can't wait to repost this on May 20th (day after Massie wins his primary) Trump: "Thomas Mass who? never heard of him"

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

American citizens shouldn't be living the trailer for the next Jason Bateman drama

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Fun fact: Moving the worst 0.1% of federal agents from #MN to another community is not de-escalation

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Jordan @jordanahaines.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Where I'm at: Boy, it was nice to be in the dentist chair for 40 minutes because I couldn't check the news

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