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Crooked Ninja

@crooked.bsky.social
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Ninja turtle entrepreneur

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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 14h
The Pope: "AI art is dog shit" A stance I can get behind.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 15h
Unsure of what to do with those old truck or treat monster pails? Excellent planting pots, seasonal too!
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 18h
Inspired by @trashwitchh.bsky.social I dropped by the thrift store this week for some vintage Halloween
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Catching all of these AI nostalgia bait videos and pictures
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I Hate You Girlfriend: Bat Attack
ALT: I Hate You Girlfriend: Bat Attack
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh phew, I thought we had already hit bottom.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My son after I gave him a few BluRay movies to watch on his PS5: "This is so much better! Look at all these extras available!" Converted 1 more to the physical media life.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new MacOS that has more "AI stuff" is driving me nuts. It's essentially someone saying "actchually" and correcting me non-stop. I embrace my meh vocabulary!
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy birthday to @scarymarilynn.bsky.social and belated birthday to @shezcrafti.com which I completely missed!
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Snoopy and Woodstock Dancing
ALT: Snoopy and Woodstock Dancing
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay Netflix, if you’re going to pump YouTube shows and podcasts into your paid streaming, I think our time together is coming to an end.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you, dear children of mine, for these cold germs you have bestowed upon me.
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Boy Says Thanks Partner
ALT: Boy Says Thanks Partner
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A couple video store rental banners picked up recently. Take me back!
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me seeing a purchased Lego set has no physical instructions
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Noooooo The Office
ALT: Noooooo The Office
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That Mr T mini doc “untold” thing on Netflix felt so shallow, but grateful to see something dedicated to the man.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As it turns out, the universe of Idiocracy is less racist and slightly more intelligent than modern day. Brutal.
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Terry Crews - I Got A Solution (Idiocracy)
ALT: Terry Crews - I Got A Solution (Idiocracy)
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would snap that new iPhone by accident in less than a week.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Oh, these Needoh Halloween countdowns look fun!" Me looking at them sold out everywhere and people flipping them for 4X price.
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Man's Annoyed Face Reaction
ALT: Man's Annoyed Face Reaction
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Red hat dumbshit step father in law (?) is blaming the Covid shot on his failing health. Yes, that 1 Covid shot…from 5 years ago.
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Michael Jordan's Emotional Laughing and Crying Moment
ALT: Michael Jordan's Emotional Laughing and Crying Moment
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Attention designers worried about AI: Don't be. I've seen more AI generated posters and announcement than I care to think about and they are all so incredibly awful. It goes to show even with all the tools in the world, nothing replaces taste and style.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Saturday consisting of house cleaning, dropping and picking up kids, and some deck staining. Contain your jealousy.
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Ben Affleck: Hello Darkness My Old Friend
ALT: Ben Affleck: Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is kind of awesome techcrunch.com/2026/08/27/b...
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Bluesky adds an 'algorithmic opt-out' feature for those who don't want to go viral | TechCrunch
Sometimes people just want to post to their followers, Bluesky says.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looking at CRT TV prices these days is...depressing, reseller types are all in. Glad I have my stock at this point.
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King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
ALT: King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me seeing GTA news and over here playing NES still.
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Brent Rambo Thumbs Up Kid Meme
ALT: Brent Rambo Thumbs Up Kid Meme
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seeing LinkedIn psychopaths defending Meta saying "watch your own kids" is exactly how I am going to feel as AI rots away reality for their elderly parents.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me eyeballing all of the still living POS humans out there
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Pingu Mad
ALT: Pingu Mad
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And the hits keep coming.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As bad as a week as it has been, it sure feels good to see Meta get humbled, even just a little bit. Rot in hell FB/Insta.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yep
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
💯
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly's book program for children was such a big deal in our house. Both of my kids were so hooked and really was instrumental in building their literacy young (cool stuff in the mail). Thank you Dolly 💚
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me looking at 2026....
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Arthur Fist
ALT: Arthur Fist
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The only true place to find Fall “vibes” is a 1988 Sears catalog
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Basically what's happening to people without critical thinking skills when faced with AI now.
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Princess Bride: Classic Blunders!
ALT: Princess Bride: Classic Blunders!
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When did sports for elementary school kids go from “have fun, do your best” to “be at college level or everyone hates you”?
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Hilary Duff as Kelsey Peters: What Is This?
ALT: Hilary Duff as Kelsey Peters: What Is This?
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Put the enormous peg board I found at the local transfer station to use to display some of the pennants from the 40s and 50s.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't eat: ☑️ Lettuce ☑️ Blueberries ☑️ Anything processed ☑️ All meat products All food is going to kill us. America 🇺🇸
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The older I get the more difficult it is for me to remain professional in work calls and not blurt out "that idea is garbage please STFU".
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh look, Meta creep glasses being used to abuse women/girls. Another hit for Shitterberg!
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spring release? It's like Disney just ignores that the perfect season for this already exists.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I never thought something IRL could sound more ridiculous than Cobra-La, but here we are in 2026 proving a children's cartoon makes more sense than the modern admin.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
General PSA to the nostalgia minded in the house, these do exist in the wild still! Saved from a crusty old box at my local junktique haunt.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love the new pack in sticker from BBTS
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Boss Fight Studio is basically doing everything right that Super7 fumbles. Good for them, keep it up!
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Seagulls seeing their next flying meal
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Majestic Eagle Close-Up
ALT: Majestic Eagle Close-Up
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Had a conversation with my wife finding the irony of boomer parents trying to convince us as kids that TV/music would "rot our brains" but fast forward 30+ years and Facebook has 100% done that to them.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reading news headlines daily for...years now.
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Napoleon Dynamite Says 'Ugh' and 'Idiot'
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite Says 'Ugh' and 'Idiot'
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think I need to go Halloween hunting for some retail therapy and completely ignoring the mountains of stuff I already have.
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Spooky Ghost Dance Animation
ALT: Spooky Ghost Dance Animation
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That last episode of X-Men '97 season 2 hits hard. I can't get enough of this series and has brought that love of X-Men back 100%.
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I won’t start drinking again I won’t start drinking again I won’t start drinking again
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Crooked Ninja @crooked.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Logging into the work IG and wow. Wow as in, that place is CLOGGED with rage bait and AI now huh? That algorithm is gross on default.
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