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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Shamone Wemby. Shamone Spurs!
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
LETS GO SPURS
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Klay Thompson we were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you How dare you
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Made a post on threads about communities needing to gatekeep food/traditions from certain ppl and keep it “just for us”. I didn’t limit the replies and all the sheet colored ppl replied “I know what you mean, from my experience” like I wasn’t talking abt them specifically
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
someone said you don’t need a therapist you need a Vietnamese nail tech auntie/uncle
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“It’s supposed to be me as a doctor” MANEEEE STFUUUU
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
White peoples are something else..
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Is it even a Houston team if they don’t blow a ten point lead in the last 5 minutes of a game
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Tmobile home Internet app “We cannot resolve your Internet issue bc the signal is down. Pls connect to another WiFi.” YOU ARE THE WIFI GOOFY
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This user doesn’t know any Black people. Tf you mean you associate the word “cookout” with s’mores??
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 18/02/2026
How did you find this Skeet, cracker?
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Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.blacksky.app · 21/02/2026
*Post a stat about the US* Racists: “BUT BLACKS…” *post a stat debunking their argument* Racists: “PER CAPITA…” *post a stat debunking THAT argument* Racists: “LIBERAL MEDIA…” Moral of the story: stop wasting your time on those people.
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a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and her hair in a ponytail .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and her hair in a ponytail .
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Bro Alysa Liu is so sweet. She just won the gold medal in women’s figure skating and she spent her time consoling the disappointed 17 year old Ami Nakai who got bronze. Is that what it’s like to be nonchalant?? I gotta get off this chalanting train and be more like Alysa
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
One of my family friends, who is a Vietnamese-American told me “I didn’t think it was gonna be this bad, did you??” Like yes boo boo, they told us it was gonna be this bad. Tf??
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herostratus356.bsky.social @herostratus356.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The vast majority of black people voted for Harris. They didn't contribute to making this mess. Why should they contribute to cleaning it up?
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Me: 2026 is the year I save $$ Bighit: lol I think tf not #bts #btstour2026
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I rewatched Sleepy Hollow (1999) as an adult and found myself rooting for the villain. She grew up poor and oppressed by the millionaire landlord, had a come up, was going to get her revenge but Ichabod Crane fked it all up, all for some teenage witch cat. Mmm mmm mmm
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Keanu Reeves as a guardian angel: “I tried to show him that wealth wouldn’t solve all of his problems… it seemed to have solved all of his problems.”
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AJ, The Pocket Papi! @aj549.blacksky.app · 05/10/2025
I’m a slut for 90’s R&B!!!!
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Help! I’m craving Long John Silvers
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Bishop Talbert Swan @talbertswan2.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Caucacity is spending eight years calling the nation’s first Black president, 'Barack the magic Negro,' ‘boy,’ and ‘tar baby,’ his wife a 'gorilla in heels,' because you have free speech… …but now wanting to fire everyone who calls a deceased racist a racist.
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
According to NPR, typhus is back and Texas (ofc) is the place where it’s poppin 🫩🫩🫩 I am tired of living in the 1850s dawg www.npr.org/2025/09/12/n...
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Typhus, a disease once nearly eradicated in the U.S., is on the rise in Texas
Texas is seeing an explosion of cases of typhus, a disease that – if untreated – can be fatal. Typhus was almost eradicated from the United States, but now it's making a comeback.
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
me when I meet a ✋🏻
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Zave @zavierdtx.blacksky.app · 12/09/2025
From “war on liberals” to “pray for Tyler Robinson, something must be wrong with him” in less than 48 hours.
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie’s friends are on interviews in NPR fighting for their lives and crying and drooling and blubbering and the left did this and that
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Bitch ass bills”
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Crown Wearer Jordan🤴🏾 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
2 examples of how to maximize your white privilege
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Dave Chappelle said DJ Khaled is the only fat Palestinian on earth right now 💀💀💀💀
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
People on Reddit “you Americans are obsessed wit teeth” and have the nerve to look like this
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
LOOOL. WAT
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I really miss 2004 Kanye. “I drink Boost for breakfast and Ensure for dessert” and “ she got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” was so fire
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
People from the pacific nw are rude as hell
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Councilman Eric Mays compilation “YES YEW DEWW!” www.tiktok.com/t/ZPHp3ANtDY...
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Watching episodes of Arthur so I can memorize lines and use their insults in real life
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Bring back Popeyes dirty rice thank yeww
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My Skeets Are Made of Lawry's, Rice & Gravy & You Can't Have Any @youraibabydaddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Yep. He was trash. He also hated poor white people and thought they were also genetically inferior and ugly.
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Left hurricane season in Texas so I can do typhoon season in Asia 🥲
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This part always eats
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“wow” hahahah
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
“honestly appalled”
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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peanut butter legs @gotdatthyow.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Blaming my finances on the economy and not my spending habits >>>>>>
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short king @joodeedahag.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If you have vacation bowels (can’t poo when not at home): cantaloupe for breakfast, Metamucil at lunch and dinner fixes that right up for you
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This. Donated to $250k to a killer cop. Donated millions to a white kid that killed a black man in cold blood. Donated thousands to a woman full of white tears because SHE called someone the N-word. But I’m black, with a black son, full of positivity, & they will look for anything to be negative.
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