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Jon With Tattoos

@jonwithtattoos.bsky.social
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I think I’m dumb, or maybe just happy

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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 1h
It was pretty good!
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 1h
Made a rare trip to the cafeteria for lunch today, ordered a hot ham and cheese sammich, and got irrationally excited that rye was an option.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 5h
Hell yeah. 👍🏼
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 15h
Okay fine, I’m onboard with exactly one in-game interview.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 18h
LOL I think Mrs WithTattoos might have some thoughts on that. 😆
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 18h
First thing that came to mind for me:
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Oh, George, not the livestock!
YouTube video by Jay Harding
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 18h
LOL for certain people, “in the aggregate” is as instantly recognizable as “May the force be with you.”
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19h
What I’m hearing is that we can’t replace the Orioles Bird, but we can recreate him in the aggregate?
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19h
Gonna bookmark this so I can eat some crow next September if need be.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19h
I’m still optimistic about a 2027 season. Maybe not a full 162, but definitely most of the season.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19h
That was my guess as well, the ones with the long spindle that let you stack records on top to be played sequentially.
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Roar From 34 @roarfrom34.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's the full context of the Palmer-Albernaz story from Britt Ghiroli. Of note: "When Albernaz got the job last fall, he called Palmer to pick his brain. In that call, Palmer said Albernaz alluded to reaching out to a few other Orioles greats like Brian Roberts and Adam Jones." nyti.ms/4yDiKcS
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What the O’s Jim Palmer-Craig Albernaz unreturned text outrage is really about (Gift Article)
The angst over the first-year manager not returning a text from the Hall of Famer speaks to fan frustration over failure on the field.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BRB, this belongs on r/OriolesMemes…
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morty out here just raw doggin’ reality.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a Jersey Mike’s sub shop near our house with a 5 Guys right next door. My wife and I do this thing where one of us will pick up a couple subs while the other one gets a bag of fries. Friends, it’s a 10/10 would recommend.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
a competitive texas is like a vicksburg level defeat for the GOP
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jazz is the only Yankee I’d like to see on the Orioles someday.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t believe so. I use glizzy for every dog, no matter how it’s prepared.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hell yeah. Roller dog is the best dog.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Insta-follow based on this skeet alone. 😆
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, very slightly in his defense that kid ain’t helping, like at all.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe the kids call this “drip”.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cannot recommend this Nazi-killing double feature enough. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
The Bureau of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024), Saving Private Ryan (1998), Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die (2025), Final Girl (2015)
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some jagoff at work keeps making a pot of coffee in the break room with two packets of coffee and while yes, it does make the coffee stronger, it also makes it taste like burnt ass. I’ve tried explaining that if you want stronger, non-ass coffee the solution is to use two filters but no one listens.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I read something about this dude, he’s taking some dogshit position or doing something awful.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d forgotten what an absolute blast this movie is. A top five Guy Ritchie film for me. Well worth two hours of your time and currently streaming on Netflix.
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
During World War II, the British Army assigns a group of competent soldiers to carry out a mission against the Nazi forces behind enemy lines... A true story about a secret British WWII organization —...
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he fronts the world’s shittiest Chris Gaines cover band.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This sounds right up @ywfyf.com’s alley. Also, there are only two things on this list I wouldn’t eagerly devour.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This thread got me thinking, I wonder what minority owner Cal Ripken thinks of this team and does he have any sway with Rubinstein or Elias? He can’t be happy either.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lord, I see what you’ve done for others and I want that for the Orioles.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would find a way to squeeze it in between my first and last names when introducing myself.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Digger looks absolutely unhinged (laudatory), but I might wait to stream it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reviewed a very strange, kind of sad new biography of Tom Brady for two of my favorite all-time editors at Bloomberg. They encouraged me to take out the bit where I explained why it reminded me of The Irishman but you can still see the vision. (It's a gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Tom Brady Has Only Himself to Blame
A new biography shows how the habits that made Brady great also made it nearly impossible for him to stop.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the same trip I caught the Yankees at Miami and that absolutley felt like a majority were New York fans. Most of them vaping and being assholes if memory serves.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I caught a game at the Trop a few years ago and the “O!” during the national anthem was LOUD. I wouldn’t say Baltimore fans were in the majority, but there were a lot of us there.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not sure what this thread is all about. Endgame was a pretty great way to wrap up the MCU and I’m thankful Disney was able to set aside their corporate greed for once and haven’t released a Marvel movie or tv show since.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While you’re looking, find one with deep-fried Coke. 👍🏼👍🏼
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been and will continue to explain the difference anytime someone in my orbit calls what’s coming a strike or complains about the players being the reason there’s no baseball happening in the spring.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Through eight years in Baltimore, Mike Elias is now 73 games under .500
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is dumb as shit.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BRB gonna go start a petition to have Pete put in the Hall of Fame wearing an Orioles cap.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now it’s time to enjoy a few weeks off from baseball before the World Series starts. Kind of a practice off-season.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn’t online most of the day so I’m just now getting the news that today’s Orioles at Yankees was canceled and if I’m being honest, it’s a perfect letdown to the end of a season full of them.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem with shit like this is the price. Even if it gets to $10k, that’s a lot of money. But it’s not a LOT of money. And one can take a loan against 401k funds and they just send the check right to you.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mom did, in fact, vote for diarrhea.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I ever caught a record-breaking home run ball, I’d just trade it for a picture of myself with the player and a different, signed and dated ball. It’s not *my* milestone; I’m just a tiny part of the story. At least, I like to think that’s what I’d do. There would be a temptation to cash in.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I should’ve hydrated before clicking the Play button.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“This is why nobody likes you.” Con-fucking-firmed.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For all my SWMo peeps
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Rutledge-Wilson Farm Park | Springfield-Greene County Park Board
Come see the animals at Rutledge-Wilson Farm Community Park.
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