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Jonty Kershaw

@jontytbp.bsky.social
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Target? Never heard of it.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll be using this as my defense in court.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's quite remarkable.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What fun replies!
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sigh. I have never found a real baguette in the US.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The jokes really just write themselves
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They called him Ivan the Terrible, but from what I've read he was quite effective.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dance your job away clap clap
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We have the tooth fairy and Santa. Maybe we could have a Book Queen.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How dare you, Sir!
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's a startling one.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Those were the days
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Zing!
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thief 1 & 2, and Deus Ex 1.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Isn't it weird that in my entire life it has never occurred to me to do this?
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is marvelous
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Well, to be fair, maybe she is a massive racist.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I remember they explained that the bomb had to go off in exactly the right location, then they just checked it out the back.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Imagine the food!
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm British, but I live in the US. Health insurance is more than $500 a month. It barely covers anything. If I spend a night in a hospital, I pay $3000 just for the stay. I had an emergency gallbladder surgery a couple of years ago, and they charged me $115,000. You don't want this.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Flavor. Of any kind
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
And "pet death"
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I got rid of *most* of them by muting keywords "dead pets"
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I still have muscle memory from the unique typing system, whatever that was called.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is marvelous.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And stop saying you know we're excited about watching trailers. We came here to see a movie and would like to see part of it before we finish our nachos.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What can we, as citizens, do about this?
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It wouldn't surprise me if this were true.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I don't get it, but I don't want you to explain it to me. I want to sit with the exquisite discomfort of not knowing.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's listed as an option, but it's only available with the expansion.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
No notes.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Have you ever looked up the origin of the terms right wing and left wing? It fits perfectly.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I would travel to eat at a restaurant called Trauma Dumpling if I heard it existed.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
First genuine smile of the week.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My cat Diego is a good hunter. He also has no nads. He's a nonadic hunter.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Thank you.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Boy, my trips to Belgium would be so much happier if this were true.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sounds like the problem is *you*
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I keep getting one that says, "I'm sleeping with your wife" are they supposed to be signed?
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It's a cheap numbers trick: Carrots are only metric.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
First genuine laugh of the week.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I remember when the first episode of Fame came on TV. The kids were doing this. My mind was blown! I went to school the next day with one strap, confident that I would be worshipped for my coolness. All the other kids showed up the same way. The next week it was sitting backwards in chairs.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
But Green Day punk makes us all feel much more comfortable.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I think it's time we as a nation decide how to pronounce the first syllable of Pulitzer.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If someone edited the entire movie like this, I would watch the entire movie.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I would also rather that happen to him.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Can I be honest? I don't know what actually happens if I choose to skip my pin number.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I have been waiting for this moment for decades: A fully-functioning diner on the top of Mount Everest.
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Phone lines
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Jonty Kershaw @jontytbp.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Bring snacks
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