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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops

@jonspaceharper.bsky.social
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Adult Doug Funnie. ASD & PTSD. He/him. Cat wrangler of 4. Some topics: history, meteorology, space & aviation, C++ programming, psychology, 3D printing, swimming, landscaping?, DFW/Texas, disc golf, liberal democracy, music, and the Oxford comma.

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah but he's laughing along with you on the inside
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 11h
I am not a fan of shoulder-mounted wings on normal aircraft, but flying boats kick ass always.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 11h
Giggle in meetings when you hear the company name. It's a humanizing gesture, I think?
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 11h
Skiploaf?
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 11h
"🎶 And I would do anything for clout... ...but I won't do that 🎶" - MeatSkip
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 12h
This is cool!
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 21h
puzzle
A puzzle I made. Some words and numbers are connected by different-color arrows. If you need an accessible version, DM/reply and I'll see what I can do!
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 14h
Prejudice will exist in any system. We argue if we need the jam in the cart (private) or the jelly on the shelf (public) but we also need peanut butter (trans rights), bread (healthcare reform and healthcare insurance reform), and to go pay for the food so we can eat.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 14h
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Jose Mourinho Taking Notes
ALT: Jose Mourinho Taking Notes
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 16h
Buying a chainsaw is not something I pictured myself doing. This week's list of unexpected firsts is, ah, something.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 21h
I am sure a hurricane making landfall in the gulf right before an election that appears to hinge on gas prices will not have material impact. And with that, I believe I am prepared for that Fox News segment.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 22h
Oh shit people are doing the "botched executions make the offenders angels" discourse again. Two things can be bad at the same time; we don't need to pick our favorite bad thing.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23h
*notoriously* difficult to get in there for a tour or photo op
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23h
Oooh that's a deep cut
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23h
No! Noooooo!
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If it’s more than a 45 minute drive it better be at least three hours or it’s not happening.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah that’s a long drive for a movie.
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Steven Universe: Nope Reaction
ALT: Steven Universe: Nope Reaction
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Officialyimusic points to 'uwu'
ALT: Officialyimusic points to 'uwu'
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waiting on dirt to be delivered is not something I expected to do in my life.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love the story, but “the entire family“ should not be followed by “climaxing“ unless you’re using commas in the post. 😭😭😭
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The passive aggressive snark in these emails is so well-done.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's like playing T-ball with Ken Paxton's shameful career: you can't miss.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, *that* application we couldn't find when we didn't look for it?! Golly goshums, so sorry!
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh shit it's escalating. The follow-on effects created more victims, who have begun protesting as well.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emails that start "I can't find..." about things you are paid to know and damn well have been told and for fucking sure should appear in a search-- Do not start my day well.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Potatoes, eggs, and cheese are like numbers 3, 4, 5 on the "most important Texas foods" list. "Potato, egg, and cheese burrito" as a single item comes out at #10 overall, +/- 2.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clearly you deserve a raise for your attention to self-care and the benefits to workplace efficiency.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another one that got me: fuel costs from a west coast port (LA) to my nearby major city (Dallas) were up 72% *before* diesel hit $6/gal!
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rain barrels were $130-$150 each. The gutter work only required a screw driver with socket head bits, tape measure, and a hacksaw.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did it! Also got the chainsaw setup and (two wheeled) wheelbarrow.
A rain barrel with cutout for potted plants, sitting on my concrete back porch against a wall. A gutter downspout has been cut short so the water will flow into the rain barrel.A rain barrel with a shortened gutter downspout aimed at the water inlet in the top.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He will win, to be clear. Texans hate Paxton more than they care about politics.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What Texans want and what Texans will reliably vote for are far different things. I live here (Collin county) and know many folks who still are not voting. They never vote and will not do so this time, either. These are all liberal-minded Texans, mind you. Talarico by 10 feels like the best case.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey I left Twitter hoping to never see that face again
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh shit he's starting fistfights again
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wondering how high 2 year and 5 year bonds will go.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This person: "Oh, you read books? That pales in comparison to my plan, to pretend books are only for decoration" and does not own any books.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was cost-cutting measure. Certifying a new airframe is incredibly expensive! Calling the MAX a 737 saves creating a new training program, years in expensive testing, and more years in paperwork and oversight from the FAA.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boeing cut many many corners to ensure the MAX got certified as a new 737 model instead of an entirely new airframe. Word from the factory floors is mismanagement and apathy is common. My opinion here is improvements in engine and avionics tech make up for Boeing's shitty QA.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The $20k per year number is blowing up my brain.
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Never stop poasting @persistentpoasting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The danish CPR register was breached. The CPR or the central person register is the backbone of how Danish people interact with their gov today. Everyone has a 10 digit cpr no assigned at birth or entry. It has information on roughly 8.8 million people, alive, dead and emigrated persons. Its bad.
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LIVE Uvedkommende har haft adgang til millioner af CPR-numre
Ministeren kalder det 'en dybt alvorlig hændelse'.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am coming to believe Tracey wants attention more than perhaps anything else.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fuck my dude I see what I did. I read your 6mo quote post chart (40%) and my eyes glazed the 37% from today. Damn, okay, I am wrong.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only of those polls agrees with you and it is a Harvard poll?
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am saying Nate is a gambling addict who is consistently an outlier.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the highest approval I have seen of Trump in months from any source, and I am unsure if I can trust anything Nate Silver produces at this point.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to recycle my larger container of them, sigh.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In 1k hours? Dude I don't think I've made a quarter of the story in like 2 or 3k. Base building sucks me in.
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It do be like that
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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let us hope AfD does not have their way.
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