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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops

@jonspaceharper.bsky.social

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Adult Doug Funnie. ASD & PTSD. He/him. Cat wrangler of 4. Some topics: history, meteorology, space & aviation, C++ programming, psychology, 3D printing, swimming, landscaping?, DFW/Texas, disc golf, liberal democracy, music, and the Oxford comma.

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this is weird 👇

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I did it! Also got the chainsaw setup and (two wheeled) wheelbarrow.

A rain barrel with cutout for potted plants, sitting on my concrete back porch against a wall. A gutter downspout has been cut short so the water will flow into the rain barrel.

A rain barrel with a shortened gutter downspout aimed at the water inlet in the top.

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I see you, Texas Democratic campaign worker. ElectEvanHunt.com

Ad from ElectEvenHunt.com, sent to my Texas phone:
"Are we better off today? Gas prices are up. Grocery bills are up. Healthcare costs are up.

And our congressman's answer has been foreign wars and culture wars. Anything to distract from the fact that he has no solutions for the families in this district.

I'm Evan Hunt, a 20-year Air Force veteran, husband, and father. I came home to TX-03 because I believe a congressman should actually show up, answer hard questions, and solve hard problems. That's what I've done my whole life, and that's exactly what I'll do for this community.

See where I stand at: electevanhunt.com

Early voting starts soon. Can I count on your vote?

-Evan Hunt
Candidate for Congress, TX-03
U.S. Air Force, Retired
Service Before Self
Stop to Opt Out"

My reply:
Blexis is here, lfg 🤘😀🤘

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Barney.

A gray tabby cat reclining on a cardboard sofa. A sign is in front of him that says "I work hard so my cat can have a better life". The cat looks at the camera, serene and content in his splendor.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hims very eepy. It was a long shift at the biscuit factory (he's retired, actually).

And orange and white cat asleep on a red couch.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lmao, fastest block I have ever received.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gm

An eepy tabby cat with his eyes closed

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Like, damn dude.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Baby.

An orange and white boi on his back. He is laying on a burgundy sofa with white floral pillows.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

And back to sleep.

Close up of an orange and white boi asleep again.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Eepy.

I big orange boi asleep on his side. He is laying on a tan cat tower.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rude, Outlook.

Cropped Outlook screenshot of an email. The To: field is blank. A dialog box is open that says "We need to know who to send this to. Make sure you enter at least one name." The only option to close the dialog is to click OK.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Delete this. You should know better. World war, n. - a war engaged in by all or most of the principal nations of the world Signed, Merriam Webster

Screenshot of Merriam Webster.

World War, noun

a war engaged in by all or most of the principal nations of the world

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I find the private equity discourse as annoying and pedantic as the spreadsheet discourse. Anyway, it is also super hot out. How are your cats?

A large orange boi laying on an open notepad on a red sofa.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hello frens

An adorable tabby cat looking at the camera while seated in my lap. My left leg and foot are visible.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

So handsome.

A handsome orange and white cat on a blue and white rug with a cream colored floral couch behind him.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

420/4400 is less than 10%. Huh. 🤔

U.S. budget revenues, $4.4 trillion but only $420 billion comes from corporate taxes.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Good afternoon.

A handsome orange boi in a brown recliner.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Elizabeth,
I will eat you like a sailor from the USS Abraham Lincoln seeing real food for the first time in nine months.

Darcy

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

What.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Oh Barney.

A tabby cat on a chair

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

A picture! I planted the mountain laurel before I realized the pear would return.

A weird pear bush and a mountain laurel

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Bro, you need to spend some time reflecting on how fucking sick you are. Making a cattle car joke is beyond the fucking pale.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Spot a bot, block a bot.

Bots all saying the same thing.

Bots all saying the same thing.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

About Face and Elements are key. The third book is a collection of essays with lots of history.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Discuss.

Current Weather and Extended Forecast for Washington DC from the NWS. It is 130pm and 100F and a 60 chance of severe t-storms oh plus an extreme heat warning until 9pm. It must be hell itself there my god the man is going to speak in a thunderstorm and then set off 800k explosives

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I think my timeline is doing something.

April and Talia both talking about saving people with suspiciously timed skeets.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The babies wish everyone a good day today.

Tabby baby

Orange and white baby

Tuxedo baby

Itty bitty old orange baby

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Absolutely, babies cannot be held accountable for ther crimes! They're still babies, even the 18 lb ones!

A biiiiiig baby

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He would say hello if he could use a phone!

Orange boi eats a treat

Orange boi in a box

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Happy Friday, from this big orange baby.

An 18lb orange baby

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A very handsome orange boi

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

And then there is Stoller, a real Joe Everyman, so in touch with the Real American Man.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

My 13 year old angel baby.

Orange baby

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Related followup: the German stock market in World War II.

German stock market, which had a very "Liberation Day" drop after World War II started, before soaring to insane highs in 1941.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Baby!

MOAR CAT TAX

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Baby!

Cat tax cat

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I take this test, it tells me what I already know, but then compares me to Jeremy Corbyn. Fml.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

This will be fun, once I am ready.

A sad little unenclosed 3D printer, awaiting surgery.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Benjamin is good at this look, too. Eye contact makes him want to attack, so maybe it's a good thing in his case?

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Also baby!

An elderly orange baby, looking at the camera.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Also baby!

A big orange baby.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I FOUND ME!

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I am so very excited. Got a new painting in the mail from @artologica.net! There was a very cute "squirrels of Washington DC" sticker that I am keeping, too. 🙂

A watercolor painting by Michele Banks

"These visions which I saw were not in sleep nor on dreams, nor in my imagination nor in bodily eyes or outward ears nor in a hidden place; but in watching, aware with the pure eyes of the mind and inner ear of the heart."

- Hildegard of Bingen

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Baby!

A gray tabby baby.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

King Benjamin.

Big orange boi

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

10/10 baby.

A baby in a hole

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Still Barney, still baby.

A baby, looking through blinds.

Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Again, maximal babiness.

A gray fur baby, up close.

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Doug Funnie and the Spookiest Mutton Chops @jonspaceharper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

See this? Very baby.

A gray fur baby, up near the ceiling.

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