Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Allotment pumpkin developed a hole. So there’s only one thing to do! 040
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We have always been at war with the Woodland Trust. 000
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I think that vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream. 050
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026New series of Twin Peaks looks pretty funky. 000
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My name is Mr Real Sponsor - yes that’ll do - and I’ll like to give Manchester City 900 million pounds! 010
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’ve accidentally been sponsored by the Abu Dhabi government. 011
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it a fully armed and operational triumphal arch? 010
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Aslan to me is always the 1979 version, a film I love not least because of its excellent soundtrack, not that this helps your categorisation efforts. 220
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Here is the head of the Parish council specifically asking Elon Musk for help. 7355
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This all stinks of the far right. The originators are appealing to Musk and his ilk who are promoting the story with glee and old Tommy what’s his name is also due a visit soon. 2140
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I've sold humanity destroying AI to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! 031
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I once threw a tantrum in front of the Daily Mail and started ranting about how long it took my mum to redecorate her house 130
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026And what do you have? Legitimate concerns about Hobbits! 0225
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Laura Kuenssberg exclusive “I wasn’t really listening when they were talking about building a Death Star.” 020
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What if we say we did nothing wrong but the people who did the wrong thing have been sacked 031
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The Astronauts discussed what it was like to peer into the void, empty of any signs of life. They also talked about going into space. 010
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My favourite people in the whole of cinema are these two from Spider Man. They've gone to an illegal cage fight and prepared by spending the afternoon arts and crafting these delightful saws to support their favourite fighter. 000
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 18/10/2025🎶 If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit don't buy Club! 🎶 142
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2025As far as I can tell Farage has been called out in Congress after calling for sanctions against the country he seeks to lead. It's an act that should bar him from ever being PM. Yet, the BBC only seems interested in breathlessly telling us how Reform are the Government in waiting 111
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Or, and hear me out, we throw all the broad beans away and never speak of them again. 161
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 10/06/2025There's been a radical shift to hard right popularism! The BBC 020
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I've sold AI training to Basingstoke, Braintree and Stourbridge! 030
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 07/06/2025When considering AI I'm very often put in mind of the Fairy Godmother from Shrek as she produces second rate potions via a massive polluting factory all while using her picturesque cottage for marketing. 060
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Research universities are quite good actually. 000
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I'm no gonna lie. After 80 years I think Thomas looks like he needs a break. 030
Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I think memes of people standing up to say something have got too self referential 010
