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Jonathan Roberts

@jonroberts.bsky.social
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Genetic counsellor. Academic. Snark. substack.com/@jonathanrob1985?utm_s…

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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The problem AI is solving is, near as I can tell, tech bros envy at others people’s ability to create and engage meaningfully with art.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I for one am amazed that all those sponsorship deals from Mr Lee Gitimate were not totally above board. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Manchester City guilty over Premier League charges after £900m of ‘sham’ contracts
Manchester City breached Premier League financial rules by creating ‘sham’ contracts to help inflate revenue and reduce costs by more than £900m over a nine-year period, an independent commission foun...
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parents will recognise this as stages hope goes through as you try and get children out the door to school on time.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Camawatchi
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fucks have greatness thrust upon them.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Policies that have quite literally lead to cleaner lungs for children. He’s like a character from a Dickensian novel leaving London because of new laws against using little children as chimney sweeps.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They all feel like the answer to the question, what if Dunning–Kruger and survivorship bias had children?
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tech bros
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, Venus gets snacky. Lay off.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Puts my mind at ease. I mean, if you can’t trust Nick Clegg!
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re struggling to remember how Reform counsellors getting on it’s; Resigned, defected, fined. Resigned, defected, harassing the RNLI.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JD Vance fires up his Pulp Fiction DVD to find a pithy bible verse in response.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it a fully armed and operational triumphal arch?
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s all getting a bit “sharks with laser beams on their heads” now isn’t it?
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Labour, repeatedly smashing a big red button labelled “ill thought out policy designed to get right wingers to like us” Lib Dems: Hi. Can we borrow your button?
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that “billionaire has tantrum” could be one of several news stories this week is pretty a pretty depressing state of affairs.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I may be skewed as I have several family members into sailing, but the RNLI shop is an excellent source of gifts. shop.rnli.org?srsltid=AU7g...
shop.rnli.org
RNLI Shop | Lifesaving Gifts
We have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Toddler whose tantrum has failed to achieve the goal of being allowed ice cream for dinner, says he has lost confidence in parents. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And when they’ve finished with that they can tackle other important issues like “why isn’t music as good as when I was young” and “who was the best Beatle”
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can we stop conflating legitimate concern with plausible concern. All concerns are legitimate to the person who has them. My daughter has a legitimate concern about monsters under the bed. That doesn’t mean I shouldn’t try to disabuse her of this notion.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Top secret admiral: and what makes you think you’ve got what it takes to succeed here at code breaking HQ Me: well I can figure out what my 5 year old did at school from the description of her day Top secret admiral: *faints* Top secret admiral’s assistant: I think you’re in!
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pexit means Pexit.
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Dr. Émile P. Torres @xriskology.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you want to understand the current debate about ASI extinction risk, please please read this. I explain how you've almost certainly been misled into thinking this is about saving humanity--it's NOT. The term "human extinction" doesn't mean what you think it does!
realtimetechpocalypse.com
The ASI Extinction Debate Is the Opposite of What You Think
The media needs to wake up, fast. (3,100 words.)
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We’re just innocent crypto billionaires
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Farage, the man who wants to reign the swamp. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Christopher Harborne matches £36m Reform donation of Ben Delo
Party leader, Nigel Farage, ‘humbled’ by contributions from billionaires as Harborne addresses ‘media speculation’
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A choice was made here.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We must join with him, Gandalf
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sure, I mean other than huge economic benefits, health and wellbeing and soft power projected across the globe, what have the arts and humanities ever done for us!
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The negative is presumably Paul Nuttall of the UKIPs who thinks the Normans should have stayed in France and focused on improving their own iconic tapestry weaving.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Another classic example of “Dragons hoarding gold threaten to move and hoard their gold somewhere else” genre.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And what do you have? Legitimate concerns about Hobbits!
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Laura Kuenssberg exclusive “I wasn’t really listening when they were talking about building a Death Star.”
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If another party has been embroiled in scandal and less than 24 hours later their members filmed violently assaulting protesters at their party conference as the leader laughs on it would be wall to wall on the BBC. Yet all there is on their website is a nice piece about their tax policy.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s an impressive crime given that they would need to stop and rest half way through.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What if we say we did nothing wrong but the people who did the wrong thing have been sacked
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What have you got for us then Big Nige. We need a belter to get us out of this one. Right, you know Napoleon Um yeah We dig him up Mm And send him back to France! …K
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every time you change your infrastructure to deprioritise the car there are real tangible benefits.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Genuine opinion is you would get more of an impact on child wellbeing by regulating adult social media use than child social media use.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well, in four more years we can have another go. For people who use old money, that's around 9 Prime ministers time.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
People forget that to have been a teenager during the war you pretty much have to be 100 years old.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We're a few years away from being able to enter my five-a-side team. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Gianni Infantino opens door to 64-team World Cup
Plans for a 64-team men's world cup are set to be picked up and assessed in detail after the 2026 tournament with Fifa boss Gianni Infantino saying football needs to be "for the whole world".
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Clacton by-election will feature a ridiculous cartoon like character masquerading as a politician that no one should take seriously and will be embarrassed to be seen standing next to on election day. And also Count Binface.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"The thing about first past the post is it gives you stable government" - as the UK is about to have it's 7th PM in 10 years.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
At this point it wouldn't surprise me if Trump declare war on Algeria
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Has he tried offering the algae $350 billion
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Jonathan Roberts @jonroberts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Inside of you are two wolves. They're both now banned from using social media after bedtime.
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