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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 2h

Stunned by her ego, self-confidence, and mediocrity

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 5h

<<Bertie is unimpressed and wants more PB flavoured flapjacks>>

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 7h

It will be interesting to see if the Zionism is Racism vote breaks thro into the polling data

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 10h

"Badenoch: I only want serious people to join Conservative Party" Also Bad-enoch implementing unserious policies; opposition Net Zero, leaving the ECHR, psychometric testing of candidates

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 10h

That was meant to be dog safe 🤦‍♂️

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 13h

Most leaders hope for a post-conference polling bounce. I think Polanski will not be so fortunate; long-term the ‘Zionism is racism’ will hang around the Greens neck like a dying and diseased albatross. The Corbinistas will now have two options and the Greens become a comedy act.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 23h

How do you milk cows? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk goats? Grab the udders and start pulling. How do you milk sheep? Get arrested and start a GoFundMe.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bertie and Jasper had a woodland walk and are now in wishing it had been a beach #schauzergang

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Without facts, narratives become unhinged from reality

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Maybe so - buy the person I posted isn’t that person

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think that an immigration and asylum lawyer may be closer to and know the subject better

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Todays reminder - there is no such thing as ‘tactical’ nuclear weapons

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dear M&S It’s October 4th, how can you be sold out of Christmas starters already? When must a man order your deliciousness to be assured of it being available???

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh Bertie and Jasper were denied agency I lifted them up, plonked them knee deep (their knees not mine) in the sea. Yes they loved it. Also yes they had a bath at home of which they were less enamoured; but the slow roast lamb and marrow placated.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Superb film reference Sir 👌

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Quand l'ennemi fait un faux mouvement, il faut se garder de l'interrompre.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The 2015 scheme is not the easiest scheme to explain

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve always thought that she’s a caretaker leader or a necessary sacrifice at the next election. No doubt this is accords with Boris Johnson’s febrile wet dreams of a return post-2029 from his years in the wilderness, to revitalize the Tories and lead them glorious victory in 2034.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the same sense that ‘getting off at Fratton’ is a reliable form of Naval birth control

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

…and Faragists still follow him, almost as if they lack any critical reasoning skills. I do wonder if a Venn diagram of a Reform voter and BREXITEER would be two perfectly overlapping circles.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mrs Browns Boys definitely needs to be euthanized

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A person in their 50s relying on the prestige of the uni they attended, smacks of a hollow life ever since. It’s like the 30yo propping up a bar, drunkenly lauding the time they were the high school football captain

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can they take all those that they’ve bought and paid for in the UK?

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well the security services would be all over a plot to steal red diesel and sell it wouldn’t they - it’s getting that diesel is a national resource

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I were in the IRG leadership and seeing reports that Trumplethinskin is on the road stumping every day in October, I would be upping the pressure in both straits directly and thro proxies. Every time he speaks, voters need to be reminded this is his war

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The UK is sniggering at your post like pre-pubescent teens

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chained to the bottom step (his current favourite place)

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hi Dad - I know you have scrummy food on that plate that you are eating, but I’d rather like some before I starve to death

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Exhaustipating matey…exhaustingpating

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I could take this with some semblance of credulity, if the GOP hadn’t spent years and millions of dollars probing Biden Jnr. This just shows why so many Americans believe DC is a swamp.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bertie’s reward after the South Coast Schnauzer walk today in Eastleigh. Yes it’s ice cream and yes he has zero regrets if it was raining lol #minischnuazers #Schnauzerfest #dogsofBlueSky

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who’d have thunk it? A man sacked or forced to resign four times is hardly a credible source. But hey - he’s playing/fantasying about the long game of a return to Parliament and leading the Tories after Badenoch loses the next election.

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Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bertie was a star today as we walked from Slindon to Nore Hill 🐾🐾 #minischnauzersofBlueSky #MinischnauzerGang #DogsofBlueSky

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