Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bertie racing into the thread…. He’s at HoundsHotel in Yapton - loves it but he will be cream crackered when we pick him up on Sunday 120
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today’s office view has improved somewhat from central London or West Sussex 120
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bertie and Jasper had a woodland walk and are now in wishing it had been a beach #schauzergang 160
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hi Dad - I know you have scrummy food on that plate that you are eating, but I’d rather like some before I starve to death 1110
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It was a good turnout (-1 VIP @hugoandhuman.bsky.social ) 120
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bertie’s reward after the South Coast Schnauzer walk today in Eastleigh. Yes it’s ice cream and yes he has zero regrets if it was raining lol #minischnuazers #Schnauzerfest #dogsofBlueSky 2171
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bertie was a star today as we walked from Slindon to Nore Hill 🐾🐾 #minischnauzersofBlueSky #MinischnauzerGang #DogsofBlueSky 172
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bertie with a discrete #TongueOutTuesday #minischnauzersofBluesky 190
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry but very few exceptions, I loathe and despise Country & Western Also this: 0171
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When they start wittering on about ethnically English requiring x generations, this comes to mind 010
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bertie inspecting (delayed) trains before his trip to Southsea; ice cream and chips by the sea 140
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Uhhh did someone say the B word? Where’s my biscuit? Mum. Dad. Biscuittttt” 151
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The baton has been handed from Laura Kuenssberg who liked to get vox pops from the homeless 020
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There’s always a chance they could Restore their fortunes; I’m sure Jenryck loves the idea of a trench coat There is a certain resemblance n’pas? 110
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Here is a heat map of the distribution impact of Canada’s tariffs against US exports. While Trump is trying to rename bodies of water, Carney is playing mid-term chess. 000
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026These are the reported US demands that caused the negotiations with Canada to breakdown. What sovereign nation would or could agree to such demands? What blatant arrogance to think to levy these demands? I say as proud dual national, Carney has shown the backbone needed to stand up to TACO 000
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bertie and Jasper were up with the larks today for a pre-breakfast walk on the beach. Bertie as ever was the bestest boy. Jasper was a dick. Jasper had leash detention twice Don’t be like Jasper kids 130
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bertie and Jasper had a lovely pre-breakfast beach walk - until Jasper had leash detention for being an oaf 130
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Post your favourite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only 010
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gorgeous AM beach walk with Bertie and Mrs P - just before the tide came in and made dodging or jumping groynes necessary. Even better - no dead fish for Bertie to snack upon but plenty of birds to chase. 010
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mum took Bertie for a low tide beach walk. He loves that. The shower to get sand out of hair less so 140
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’m never sure if this is one of those random Allister Heath headline generators….but…having lived in Alberta where wildfires in summer are a constant menace, Heath can…. 010
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Our village in West Sussex has many many NIMBY’s becrying the lack of affordable housing for their kids, the number of housing developments locally (that include affordable homes), and then (the cherry on the top) confidently stating that there is no home shortage. Chess with pigeons 010
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bertie got up to all kinds of Schnauzering, including running after a bevy of Roe deer 120
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Today’s stage of le Tour finishes on Alpe D’Huez. This is *the* iconic climb - 21 hairpin bends at an average gradient of ~8.1%. It has seen many historic finishes - from Le Mond and Hinault in ‘86, Armstrong’s “Look” in 2001, to Geraint Thomas cementing his Yellow jersey in 2018. 010
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There’s also this handy graphic that explains much of the issue 030
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Share a book you'd love to see adapted into a movie A cheat - this would have to be a franchise but it would be incredible 000
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026One person’s reluctance to declutter becomes everyone else’s problem. 000
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The percentage of households who own and live in their primary residence, excluding second homes and buy-to-let properties hasn’t remained stable either (Owner-Occupation Rate) 110
Jon Porter @jonporter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Using Consumer Price Inflation Time Series (Dataset ID: MM23, specific long-run series D7G7 / JFDZ), you get this chart. The average for 80s doesn’t appear to be 10-14%; it was 7.04%. 200