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Jon

@jonpainter.bsky.social

324 followers 742 following 154 posts

Currently: Passed the bar. Lawyer. Not your lawyer. Statements my own and do not reflect the views of my employer. Previously: Television producer and photographer. #Miami #Law

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

My doggo's name is Waffles... #waffles

A black German Shepard mix with a white belly is sitting on a couch, leaning against the armrest, with a beige pillow in front of his belly. One white paw rests on the pillow.

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

That last line sent me. #tariffs www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Because Lesotho’s citizens are too poor to afford most U.S. exports, while the U.S. imports $237 million in diamonds and other goods from the small landlocked nation, we have reserved close to our highest-possible tariff rate for one of the world’s poorest countries. The notion that taxing Lesotho gemstones is necessary for the U.S. to add steel jobs in Ohio is so absurd that I briefly lost consciousness in the middle of writing this sentence.

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

During his first term, I used to watch The West Wing to make myself feel better about the country. This term, Band of Brothers.

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Or put less delicately…

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

It would help if you learned what an arraignment is. It’s the government fulfilling its 6th amendment obligation to inform the accused of the charges. Unless the judge talks the defendant into a guilty plea, it’s impossible for the judge to prejudice the case. Did the defendant plead guilty?

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

There’s roughly 3.5 million miles of waterway in the US, so 7 million linear miles of riparian estate… all of it is much more valuable that it would be without the Clean Water Act. #EPA

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

Well, yeah, and he suspended it a few years ago a critique of internet discussion.

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

Don't get me wrong, it's Weird Al, so I'm not mad about this specific post, but why are "Discover" posts ending up in my "Following" feed? That seems like I'm not in control of the algorithm.

A post from Weird Al. At the top are the words "From Discover." Above that you can see that I'm in my "Following" feed.

The post includes a photo of Weird Al playing a charity baseball event. He's at bat and squatting so that his shoulders are roughly 6 inches above his knees, making the strike zone very small. I'm impressed by his flexibility. The text of the post is, "Thanks to all the great folks at Big Slick KC for an amazing weekend, and congratulations on raising another $3.9 million for Children's Mercy hospital in Kansas City!"

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Jon @jonpainter.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

It's official Clippy canon, apparently...

An X post from Katie Notopoulos that says, "Your timeline has now been blessed by mpreg Clippy" with a reply by Kevan Atteberry, that says, "As the creator of Clippy, this may be the oddest riff on him ever. Well done."

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