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Jonny Long

@jonnylong.bsky.social
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journalist @escapecollective.bsky.social + purveyor of the Spin Cycle podcast and newsletter 📩

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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 18h
Spin Cycle: Cashew later escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-c...
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Spin Cycle: Cashew later
There is movement at Lidl-Trek once again.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spin Cycle: Seeing double rainbows escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-s...
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Spin Cycle: Seeing double rainbows
We have more excellent on-the-ground sightings from the aftermath in Montreal.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spin Cycle: The walk of a world champion escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: The walk of a world champion
Even the Belgians' bottles couldn't save them.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spin Cycle: A cover-up in Canada escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-a...
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Spin Cycle: A cover-up in Canada
We have eyes and ears everywhere in Montreal.
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Jonny Long @jonnylong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
great! thanks for sending across 🙏
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spin Cycle: Remco quadruples down escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-r...
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Spin Cycle: Remco quadruples down
Do not mess with Matthew Brennan.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spin Cycle: Don't kick the bidon escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-d...
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Spin Cycle: Don't kick the bidon
What's eating Philippe Gilbert?
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spin Cycle: Crowd surfing for the Masses escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-c...
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Spin Cycle: Crowd surfing for the Masses
You too can now wear Primož Roglič's nonchalance.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spin Cycle: Crash test durries escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-c...
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Spin Cycle: Crash test durries
We've got some smack talk in Germany would you believe.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spin Cycle: Rem-call of Duty escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-r...
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Spin Cycle: Rem-call of Duty
It was not a good weekend for bike race safety.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spin Cycle: US-hey?! escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-u...
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Spin Cycle: US-hey?!
Tadej Pogačar is straight outta hospital.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spin Cycle: The rock that rocked the Vuelta escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: The rock that rocked the Vuelta
Do not anger Liam Slock.
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Jonny Long @jonnylong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think there were emails that went out on our mailing lists, drop me an email jonny dot long at escapecollective dot com and i'll forward your details on to the right people
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spin Cycle: Rain on Pogi's parade escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-f...
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Spin Cycle: Rain on Pogi's parade
We have an unluckiest guy competition!
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spin Cycle: Pie? Naar ... sausage roll! escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-p...
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Spin Cycle: Pie? Naar ... sausage roll!
Pogačar's been at it again.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Spin Cycle: Something honks in Grobbendonk escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-s...
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Spin Cycle: Something honks in Grobbendonk
There was a reverse podium situation in Hamburg.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Spin Cycle: Beef of all beefs escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-b...
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Spin Cycle: Beef of all beefs
Chloé Dygert is hosting an online garage sale.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Spin Cycle: Universally challenged escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-u...
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Spin Cycle: Universally challenged
There are vibes, good and bad, atop the Alpe.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Spin Cycle: The Tour's great equaliser escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: The Tour's great equaliser
Steve Pool-rino is at it again.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spin Cycle: Sympathy for the devil escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-s...
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Spin Cycle: Sympathy for the devil
Come and get your Tour de France human soup!
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So how do Tour de France riders actually train for the heat? And how does it work? escapecollective.com/so-how-do-to...
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So how do Tour de France riders actually train for the heat? And how does it work?
'It doesn’t matter how well you’re going if you’re not acclimatised to the heat.'
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Spin Cycle: Typical Dutchman escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: Typical Dutchman
Arnaud De Lie and Lotto can't catch a break.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Spin Cycle: Stepping into a boxing ring escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-s...
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Spin Cycle: Stepping into a boxing ring
Gaudu hits back!
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Spin Cycle: An irritating mystery escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-a...
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Spin Cycle: An irritating mystery
David Gaudu may have finally run out of road.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Spin Cycle: Take a seat escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: Take a seat
We have a new best-named rider we'd like to share with you.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Spin Cycle: Sorry you're not a winner escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-s...
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Spin Cycle: Sorry you're not a winner
They're giving cakes out for anything these days.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spin Cycle: Slock, mocked and a few finish line parables escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-s...
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Spin Cycle: Slock, mocked and a few finish line parables
Well, the Dauphiné delivered.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Spin Cycle: The Dauphiné lives on escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: The Dauphiné lives on
Chris Froome has found a new hobby.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spin Cycle: Thibaut Pinot's Airbnb escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: Thibaut Pinot's Airbnb
All you need for a Grand Tour finish line is a piece of string and two rocks.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Spin Cycle: Burn your house down escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-b...
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Spin Cycle: Burn your house down
We take no delight in the video of the boy who fell over at the Giro d'Italia.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Spin Cycle: That's not a knife escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: That's not a knife
Do not mess with Einer Rubio.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Spin Cycle: Never go full LinkedIn escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-n...
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Spin Cycle: Never go full LinkedIn
Jonas Vingegaard is one of us.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Spin Cycle: Pulling faces in five years' time escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-p...
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Spin Cycle: Pulling faces in five years' time
Roll up, roll up, for a big potato prize.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Spin Cycle: One way to beat UAE escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-o...
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Spin Cycle: One way to beat UAE
Race organisers are proving once again that subjectivity rules in the supposed objective pursuit of professional sport.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Spin Cycle: A society in De Kleijn escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-a...
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Spin Cycle: A society in De Kleijn
UAE riders are singing off separate hymn sheets once again at the Giro.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Spin Cycle: Total cultural victory escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: Total cultural victory
We have a new contender for biggest backpack in the world.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Spin Cycle: Panic on the streets of Sint-Pieters-Woluwe escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-p...
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Spin Cycle: Panic on the streets of Sint-Pieters-Woluwe
I wonder to myself, could life ever be sane again?
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Spin Cycle: The fall of the dinosaur escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: The fall of the dinosaur
Prepare yourself for a tearjerker of an announcement video!
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Spin Cycle: Try to contain your excitement escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: Try to contain your excitement
Lenny Martinez has a lookalike.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Spin Cycle: Last laps and liege lords escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-l...
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Spin Cycle: Last laps and liege lords
Jonas Vingegaard is using his wife's new app to review kebabs.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Spin Cycle: Time is a flat circle escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-t...
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Spin Cycle: Time is a flat circle
Are UAE buying Instagram followers?
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Spin Cycle: A helping hand at Amstel escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-a...
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Spin Cycle: A helping hand at Amstel
Come and get your thin beach towels!
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Spin Cycle: How to catch a criminal escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-h...
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Spin Cycle: How to catch a criminal
Is Macron about to wade in?
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Spin Cycle: Dreaming of a Shimano Neutral Service win escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-d...
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Spin Cycle: Dreaming of a Shimano Neutral Service win
Our Aert feels very full right now.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Spin Cycle: A load of old cobblers escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-a...
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Spin Cycle: A load of old cobblers
What in tarnation is going on in the Basque Country.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Spin Cycle: Nature is healing escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-n...
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Spin Cycle: Nature is healing
Richard Plugge's been a naughty boy.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Spin Cycle: Retiring to Tomorrowland escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-r...
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Spin Cycle: Retiring to Tomorrowland
Froomey's back and throwing shapes on Alpe d'Huez.
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Jonny Long @jonnylong.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ah i just saw this after including in the newsletter! yes, it's very good. great minds!
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Spin Cycle: No puns needed. Milan-San Remo was that good. escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-n...
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Spin Cycle: No puns needed. Milan-San Remo was that good.
We're still giddy from all the excitement.
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Spin Cycle: Agent of chaos escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-a...
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Spin Cycle: Agent of chaos
Got the time, Primož?
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