Even the Belgians' bottles couldn't save them.

We have eyes and ears everywhere in Montreal.

Do not mess with Matthew Brennan.

What's eating Philippe Gilbert?

You too can now wear Primož Roglič's nonchalance.

We've got some smack talk in Germany would you believe.

It was not a good weekend for bike race safety.

Tadej Pogačar is straight outta hospital.

Do not anger Liam Slock.

We have an unluckiest guy competition!

Pogačar's been at it again.

There was a reverse podium situation in Hamburg.

Chloé Dygert is hosting an online garage sale.

There are vibes, good and bad, atop the Alpe.

Steve Pool-rino is at it again.

Come and get your Tour de France human soup!

'It doesn’t matter how well you’re going if you’re not acclimatised to the heat.'

Arnaud De Lie and Lotto can't catch a break.

Gaudu hits back!

David Gaudu may have finally run out of road.

We have a new best-named rider we'd like to share with you.

They're giving cakes out for anything these days.

Well, the Dauphiné delivered.

Chris Froome has found a new hobby.

All you need for a Grand Tour finish line is a piece of string and two rocks.

We take no delight in the video of the boy who fell over at the Giro d'Italia.

Do not mess with Einer Rubio.

Jonas Vingegaard is one of us.

Roll up, roll up, for a big potato prize.

Race organisers are proving once again that subjectivity rules in the supposed objective pursuit of professional sport.

UAE riders are singing off separate hymn sheets once again at the Giro.

We have a new contender for biggest backpack in the world.

I wonder to myself, could life ever be sane again?

Prepare yourself for a tearjerker of an announcement video!

Lenny Martinez has a lookalike.

Jonas Vingegaard is using his wife's new app to review kebabs.

Are UAE buying Instagram followers?

Come and get your thin beach towels!

Is Macron about to wade in?

Our Aert feels very full right now.

What in tarnation is going on in the Basque Country.

Richard Plugge's been a naughty boy.

Froomey's back and throwing shapes on Alpe d'Huez.

We're still giddy from all the excitement.

Got the time, Primož?

For 364 days of the year, Matt lives his regular life. But on one day, his finger hovers, ready to push this most important of buttons.

Roglič is getting bamboozled by interview questions.

It's sheikh and bake time for the GCN crew.

It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them!

They put a chumma-chuggum on the front page of L'Équipe!