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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Am I sending the funny tik toks to messages or text or…

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Whoever invented tiramisu come out of retirement

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Remember how rocky ate all those raw eggs before going for a run what the heck

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This machine kills doing groceries making dinner and it being good

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sat beside two exterminators one guy was explaining how much he loves Rush then he sang an entire song and sang the solos and the other guy just listened

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Like We should make art and essays that look like AI made it and then like AI will copy that and then like that is how we’ll stop AI

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What abt selling a Boston dynamics dog “costume” so like when AI comes for us we can like pretend to be one of them

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can AI understand how fall is the best season, how weather getting worse and being reminded with every glance outside that everything will be snowy purgatory for ever more is actually the best can AI understand that fall is the bedt

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This machine leaves phone charger at work

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This machine drinks coffee and doesn’t sleep and downloads records and complains

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Worked with a 19 year old DJ who was wearing a t shirt of themselves I asked what size crowds do they dj to they said they’ve dj’d to 30,000 people

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Someone asked man from LA what growing up in LA was like and he said “shitty” gives me feeling of hope for some reason Trying to share confused feeling of hope on bluesky

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

so I got this $10 chair but it was too big so I locked it up on the other side of town with a bike lock, was going to get it after work at 2am but have to work somewhere else at 11am so maybe it has to stay there just what I’m thinking abt

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Relationships are like max sold auctions, one that you saved closed earlier today, but another one that you’ve saved is closing today, tomorrow

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Free Willy Movie abt Killer whale “Free will” “Free Willy” Insane

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

was in a house of a 107 year old there wasn’t dust anywhere the lawn was cut and dishes were put away, leaves raked,

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I was a doctor “Go up north and get A bag of cheese from a gas station”

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Have the aliens heard the sound of music soundtrack

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cant wait til I tell aliens what working on ladders is like and they listen and then the leader alien steps forward, bows its huge head down to my level and is like “this which you have informed us of is not fair”

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can not wait til I tell aliens what working on ladders is like and they listen in dismay and the leader alien responds like “that is not fair!”

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

German word describing the moment you realize you are within walking distance to a healthfood store

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just heard a witch cackle and I look down the street there’s someone sweeping

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Checking bluesky drafts before getting on a subway like checking how many bullets left before going in a hospital full of mutatnt nurse knives …or whatever videogames are like

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

dufferin night bus out there somewhere right now flooring it

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ads like “Going to throw away your mouldy washing machine?” Ha ha nice try algorithm but you’re gonna have to try harder than that

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Checking bluesky drafts before getting groceries like in a videogame when you check your ammo before entering a grim abandoned hospital or whatever happens in videogames

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ghost creeping up sees the horrendous meal I’m cooking with these vegan hotdog weiners in a frying pan and silently backs away

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Need to tell a European person i had a $8.44 croissant today

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today installed a banner at an A.I. conference and the banner said like “Put AI agents to work without losing control” Appreciate how horny

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today I witnessed the topic of discussion change to basketball then 4 men stopped working, went into the hallway, and proceeded to talk only abt basketball for 1 1/4 hours

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

On leisure activities being baby stuff but made expensive, A live band is playing the chicken dance in the distillery district rn through enormous sound system

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Houseguest had nightmare theyre being sucked backwards into evil abyss, I had nightmare was being sucked backwards into evil abyss, time to get mould removed

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just saw gb jones walking a dog, today gonna be cool

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Couldn’t find moisturizer told you there’s a ghost

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Apparently guy who invented Dubai chocolate is enormous nerd

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Broken watch today, this morning said it was 46:00, apparently now 7 hrs later it is 43:00

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m eating lunch within a historic display right now

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Another challenge for poet laureate capture Hearing piano being practiced while going very tired through an old apartment building while carrying large bag of smelly waxy cardboard

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

UAP this UAP that, meanwhile tiny pure white bug with triangle shape crawls through 100 yard stare directed at filthy ass subway floor at 8pm no dinner

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Them: H- Me: Can’t talk, I’m online bidding on 19 authentic photographs of the Apollo moon landing in slide format so I need to concentrate so that I bid at the precise last possible second and my WiFi is bad because I haven’t paid the bill for my cellular phone

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

did I tweet abt this already, I listened to blood hound gang

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jonmccurley123.bsky.social @jonmccurley123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Life is literally running around Mario land getting depleted by some random enemy until you eat a vegetable and your health goes back up

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