The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Work e-learning is wild because it’ll be like: you’ve met a drunk and agitated customer trying to buy alcohol, what should you do? A) the actual correct answer because it’s like four paragraphs long and is worded like a ChatGPT customer service response B) chin the prick 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Going to start treating my day to day activities like they’re being organised by a court of Eunuchs who I hope are working for me, but I know are sort of scheming against me for their own aims 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 16/12/2025If you were all in my royal court you wouldn’t conspire against me, would you? 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Man the holodeck from Star Trek is wild because yeah sure it was invented for stress relief and overall wellness on long voyages because I really want to know who was the first to get freaky with it 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Love gaming with the socially aware fellas because we’ll be shit taking each other and one of them comes out with “Yeah I identify as an ally my pronouns are you/are/valid” in the performative man voice 120
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 09/12/2025[In a Commander Riker voice] Computer, generate boywife. And a clump of melted progesterone tablets. 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Opened TikTok for the first time In three weeks and it was all affair/cheating/swinger TikTok and how the FUCK did I get on here 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Wishing @auburnleaves.bsky.social an incredibly over the top, and bordering uncomfortable HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE! Can’t wait for more of them 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Lmao I’m a year older You’re next @auburnleaves.bsky.social 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025That’s right it’s officially a Jonk birthday week. Gaze upon me in despair and awe. Also if you want to help, getting me a pint with cash would be splendid (also 1000 quid) 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Actually had the most fucked dream. Was playing Gundam The Card Game with my GF and in my Wing deck for some reason I just pulled Sadiq Khan?? 130
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025This is bad, I’m like getting into a card game cos of here 100
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Guys it’s getting serious I wake up now crushed that she’s not in the bed next to me like I expect it nowadays 020
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Lmao imagine if someone’s fursona name was like Paul 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Johns dream diary: Apparently I really wanted to make a lentil Shepards pie for the girlies. Like, possessed levels of cooking. It was full of wine and dance and song into the long night and ended with this lovely meal. Anyway I now have a dream recipe I must try 030
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The single most attractive thing a man can do is build little apartment/office blocks for his mobile suits to look and menace over 021
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Custom Zaku 2 weathered and battle torn made from a broken PC speaker 4-pin and a totally accidentally snapped inner shoulder. Honestly my fav kit I’ve built right now #gunpla #gundam #zaku 071
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Entering the meets like a man possessed with the ability to ruin my fellow cardinals reputations 020
Reposted by The man named JonkMarlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 07/05/2025the experience of star trek tng night is only enhanced when you add being bisexual to the equation 131
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Physically I’m at work wearing an apron being a barista for customers who won’t even look at me Mentally I am wearing a nicer apron and being a barista for my friends who will look at me (respectfully) 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025TERFs will look at her and insist she’s a GameCube 020
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Waking up in the morning already plotting how I’m going to finagle myself out of this one. Wish me luck. 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I know what the ladies like. And it’s 120 fallafel in the freezer ready for snacks and wraps. 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Oblivion is the right kind of RPG for me, I've tried to play skyrim so many times but just can't. this has it. 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Middle aged mum not commenting on every single person who walks past in the holiday park challenge 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 15/04/2025News incoming, grown man poses plastic mecha figures to scratch the itch to make cool as fuck animations 131
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Personally I’m the former, thanks for asking M&S 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Wonder if booktok can tell me how much spice this has 😳 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Normalise throwing your partners off of you to go build cool political robots 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I’m like the monster hunter but my scout flies point me to the nearest roulette table 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Hear me out cake but it’s my either my friends as furries or my friends poorly photoshopped onto the Lord of the Rings characters 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I wonder how many het couples became swingers because of the show Wife Swap. Honestly there were some undertones there and I have a feeling it must of done something to SOMEONE. 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Going down on her like Side 2 being dropped on Sydney 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Absolutely goated build right here. Know I don’t post much hobby stuff but this one killed it. 130
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Goin down on her like fantastic Mr Fox eating toast 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Yeah you might be cool but have you got a girl twink making you a korma right now, didn’t think so 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Society if the ancient Grecian style marriage (Man, wife, Boywife) was still the accepted norm 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Man January really is just the month that is a year isn’t it 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Fuck horoscopes, what’s your drunk album? You know when you had a bit too much and you just HAVE to put on something. I’ll go first Stop Making Sense - Talking Heads 140
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Am I annoyed at work I now have to take off my shoes for managers because they have to do ‘cash searches’ or am I annoyed that they got to see the DAWGS for free? 220
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Absolutely decimated on the zeke, goated and zooted on the Josh 010
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Seeking a bit of a ghoulish adventure right now. Want to get a couple of people together to go through a mind wrecking, eldritch horror of a time with tomes of ancient magic, enchanted weapons from long dead ancestors, and amulets of power against gods and dieties with unknowable names. Anyone in? 110
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I think every story is just better with a crazed or manic preacher type. You know what I’m talking about, especially if it’s got some kind of Casio keyboard in the background or some kind of up beat choir 000
The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025It calls to me like a green goblin suit. Courtesy of @auburnleaves.bsky.social 130