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The man named Jonk

@jonkles.bsky.social
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Mini painter, art boy, and overall confused man. 28/he/him.

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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Work e-learning is wild because it’ll be like: you’ve met a drunk and agitated customer trying to buy alcohol, what should you do? A) the actual correct answer because it’s like four paragraphs long and is worded like a ChatGPT customer service response B) chin the prick
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Going to start treating my day to day activities like they’re being organised by a court of Eunuchs who I hope are working for me, but I know are sort of scheming against me for their own aims
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you were all in my royal court you wouldn’t conspire against me, would you?
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Man the holodeck from Star Trek is wild because yeah sure it was invented for stress relief and overall wellness on long voyages because I really want to know who was the first to get freaky with it
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
What the fuck is an oomfie
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Love gaming with the socially aware fellas because we’ll be shit taking each other and one of them comes out with “Yeah I identify as an ally my pronouns are you/are/valid” in the performative man voice
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
[In a Commander Riker voice] Computer, generate boywife. And a clump of melted progesterone tablets.
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Actual fucking peak behaviour right here
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Opened TikTok for the first time In three weeks and it was all affair/cheating/swinger TikTok and how the FUCK did I get on here
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Wishing @auburnleaves.bsky.social an incredibly over the top, and bordering uncomfortable HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE! Can’t wait for more of them
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Lmao I’m a year older You’re next @auburnleaves.bsky.social
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
That’s right it’s officially a Jonk birthday week. Gaze upon me in despair and awe. Also if you want to help, getting me a pint with cash would be splendid (also 1000 quid)
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Actually had the most fucked dream. Was playing Gundam The Card Game with my GF and in my Wing deck for some reason I just pulled Sadiq Khan??
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This is bad, I’m like getting into a card game cos of here
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Guys it’s getting serious I wake up now crushed that she’s not in the bed next to me like I expect it nowadays
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What even are boobs Visual learner btw
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Lmao imagine if someone’s fursona name was like Paul
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Johns dream diary: Apparently I really wanted to make a lentil Shepards pie for the girlies. Like, possessed levels of cooking. It was full of wine and dance and song into the long night and ended with this lovely meal. Anyway I now have a dream recipe I must try
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The single most attractive thing a man can do is build little apartment/office blocks for his mobile suits to look and menace over
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Custom Zaku 2 weathered and battle torn made from a broken PC speaker 4-pin and a totally accidentally snapped inner shoulder. Honestly my fav kit I’ve built right now #gunpla #gundam #zaku
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Dangerous day to be a fish
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Entering the meets like a man possessed with the ability to ruin my fellow cardinals reputations
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is actually me rn if you even cared
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 07/05/2025
the experience of star trek tng night is only enhanced when you add being bisexual to the equation
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Physically I’m at work wearing an apron being a barista for customers who won’t even look at me Mentally I am wearing a nicer apron and being a barista for my friends who will look at me (respectfully)
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
TERFs will look at her and insist she’s a GameCube
A Wii.
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Waking up in the morning already plotting how I’m going to finagle myself out of this one. Wish me luck.
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I know what the ladies like. And it’s 120 fallafel in the freezer ready for snacks and wraps.
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Oblivion is the right kind of RPG for me, I've tried to play skyrim so many times but just can't. this has it.
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Middle aged mum not commenting on every single person who walks past in the holiday park challenge
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
News incoming, grown man poses plastic mecha figures to scratch the itch to make cool as fuck animations
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Personally I’m the former, thanks for asking M&S
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Wonder if booktok can tell me how much spice this has 😳
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
@auburnleaves.bsky.social
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Normalise throwing your partners off of you to go build cool political robots
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’m like the monster hunter but my scout flies point me to the nearest roulette table
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Hear me out cake but it’s my either my friends as furries or my friends poorly photoshopped onto the Lord of the Rings characters
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I wonder how many het couples became swingers because of the show Wife Swap. Honestly there were some undertones there and I have a feeling it must of done something to SOMEONE.
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Going down on her like Side 2 being dropped on Sydney
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Absolutely goated build right here. Know I don’t post much hobby stuff but this one killed it.
RX-98 Nu-Gundam posed with the pilot in one hand raised to the chest.
The same pose but from the left
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Goin down on her like fantastic Mr Fox eating toast
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Yeah you might be cool but have you got a girl twink making you a korma right now, didn’t think so
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Society if the ancient Grecian style marriage (Man, wife, Boywife) was still the accepted norm
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Man January really is just the month that is a year isn’t it
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Fuck horoscopes, what’s your drunk album? You know when you had a bit too much and you just HAVE to put on something. I’ll go first Stop Making Sense - Talking Heads
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Am I annoyed at work I now have to take off my shoes for managers because they have to do ‘cash searches’ or am I annoyed that they got to see the DAWGS for free?
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Absolutely decimated on the zeke, goated and zooted on the Josh
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Seeking a bit of a ghoulish adventure right now. Want to get a couple of people together to go through a mind wrecking, eldritch horror of a time with tomes of ancient magic, enchanted weapons from long dead ancestors, and amulets of power against gods and dieties with unknowable names. Anyone in?
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think every story is just better with a crazed or manic preacher type. You know what I’m talking about, especially if it’s got some kind of Casio keyboard in the background or some kind of up beat choir
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The man named Jonk @jonkles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It calls to me like a green goblin suit. Courtesy of @auburnleaves.bsky.social
A white vest with HIMBO HOOTERS in bold orange text, the subtle implication of content radiates from the image.
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