Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 25/09/2026I need my wife. mmm wait no is that too obsessive idk uhhh... I could really go for some my wife rn 010
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 25/09/2026really love how british lorries have those big warning labels on the back like 'Blind spot! Take care!' while the french ones have one tiny corner sticker with 'DEATH ANGLE' 021
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 21/09/2026the only real use case for lyric websites is when you need to figure out whether an american singer says "can" or "can't" 010
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 18/09/2026guy at the shop watching me (faggy and beautiful) add a block of tofu to my basket with an expression I could only describe as quiet vindication 030
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/09/2026what's a platonic way to tell my friend her horny poetry makes me weak at the knees 120
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 16/09/2026saw a guy wearing meta glasses over his regular glasses. just stacked on his face. it's never been more over 050
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/09/2026making sure to fit "I don't have much time for video games" into every conversation about video games to reassure my peers I am a functioning and employed adult 020
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 09/09/2026as a fledgeling beginner dj trying to figure out my vibe, I want to extend my sincerest thanks to the producers making songs where they announce what genre they're in. I'd be lost without you 020
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 09/09/2026Me, having a normal conversation with my friend after a night out: "so uhh, you have soundcloud go or go+, right?" 010
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 07/09/2026no drug could ever compare to the high from a cis woman asking you where you get your brows done and getting to answer "oh I do them myself" 😩😩 050
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 06/09/2026ME: "Get bent, loser!" *hits a sick kickflip* The conscription officer at my door, wiping away tears: "you didn't have to call me a loser.." 000
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 25/08/2026fucks me up hearing Jane Remover singing about boys cuz like, maam, you would not be able to move in a dyke bar 030
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 24/08/2026boymoding but I just end up looking exactly like my brother 240
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 23/08/2026I think I've found the one other lesbian trans woman who likes having normal-style sex 040
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/08/2026the most mentally stable woman you know is wondering if she could make it as a dj 020
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026guys do you think andy burnham just saw the cody dahler video and was like 'oh fuck we're having wild fires???' 000
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026aw fuck man the emergency alert scared me and made me drop my ciggie into the comically large pile of leaf litter in my garden 😓 110
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026and I know for a fact when they say they "like parties, clubbing, nights out" it does *not* mean the same as when I say it 🙄 000
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026I've gotten back on the dating apps and just, holy shit men are just npcs istfg 260
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 13/08/2026why do I kinda wanna fuck transphobic ai generated 1960's bugs bunny 010
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/08/2026they say I got more money than sense. and lemme tell ya, I don't gots much money 052
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/08/2026is this a good time to mention I didn't vote for Kamala Harris 020
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/08/2026starting to realise my position on the butch/femme spectrum seems to fluctuate according to how much disposable income I have in a month 030
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/08/2026if you're reading this, it's time for you to start a podcast 220
Reposted by Marlie! 🏳️⚧️Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026podiatrist with a 'This Machine Kills Fasciitis' tattoo 001
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 05/08/2026there's literally nothing stopping you getting one of those little supermarket potted basil plants and eating the entire thing in one big bite 140
Reposted by Marlie! 🏳️⚧️👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Literally the only way to stop this happening is to give every single person trying to cross from Calais a free ferry ticket and unconditional asylum.theguardian.comDinghy carrying 157 people capsizes in Channel after engine catches fireAll passengers thought to have been taken to Boulogne after major air and sea rescue operation by France and UK 0163
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 29/07/2026people think a deergirl gf is so cute til she starts chewing your houseplants 041
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 28/07/2026back from holiday! I went to the beach that turns you 25 years old 150
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 27/07/2026possibly the most YTPable episode of university challenge is occurring before me 000
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 19/07/2026on me birthday holibobs for the next week so if anyone needs me (unlikely) bother my agent (I don't have an agent) 010
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/07/2026I don't think my friend group is ready for how much of an alcoholic faggot I can be on holiday 020
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/07/2026my gender/sexuality combo is tailor made to increase moments of the unique despair felt when the most lesbian woman you've ever met says "my boyfriend" 011
Reposted by Marlie! 🏳️⚧️loki~ (he/it) @loki.moe · 13/07/2026one of the best photos I've ever taken holy shit Alien Aeronega 100 pushed to 200 /Sigma Zoom K-II 70-210mm f/4.5 / Mamiya DSX 1000 3315
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/07/2026guys I'm not sure we should be celebrating these deaths, satan could be recalling his generals for any number of worrying strategic reasons 000
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026I think I've found the perfect wait to ragebait my dyke friends 😈 020
Marlie! 🏳️⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026I'm seeing a lot of callousness regarding the death of a certain public figure, and so I just want to say my heartfelt sympathies to the family, friends, and truly anyone who felt their life was touched in some way... by Geronimo the alpaca. Rest In Peace, lost but never forgotten 011