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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️

@marlie.gay
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I'm like if the hottest boy you knew was the sweetest girl you ever met | 172cm and counting (down) | 🔞 18+ no minors 🔞 | 25 | she/her/he/him

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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 25/09/2026
I need my wife. mmm wait no is that too obsessive idk uhhh... I could really go for some my wife rn
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 25/09/2026
really love how british lorries have those big warning labels on the back like 'Blind spot! Take care!' while the french ones have one tiny corner sticker with 'DEATH ANGLE'
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 21/09/2026
the only real use case for lyric websites is when you need to figure out whether an american singer says "can" or "can't"
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 18/09/2026
guy at the shop watching me (faggy and beautiful) add a block of tofu to my basket with an expression I could only describe as quiet vindication
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 18/09/2026
girlhobbies
Marlie practicing with a DJ controller in her bed, girlishly
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/09/2026
what's a platonic way to tell my friend her horny poetry makes me weak at the knees
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/09/2026
why do they call it thursday...when it's the fourth one
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 16/09/2026
saw a guy wearing meta glasses over his regular glasses. just stacked on his face. it's never been more over
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/09/2026
making sure to fit "I don't have much time for video games" into every conversation about video games to reassure my peers I am a functioning and employed adult
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 09/09/2026
as a fledgeling beginner dj trying to figure out my vibe, I want to extend my sincerest thanks to the producers making songs where they announce what genre they're in. I'd be lost without you
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 09/09/2026
Me, having a normal conversation with my friend after a night out: "so uhh, you have soundcloud go or go+, right?"
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 07/09/2026
no drug could ever compare to the high from a cis woman asking you where you get your brows done and getting to answer "oh I do them myself" 😩😩
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 06/09/2026
everything makes me think of her…
a building in hong kong labeled “cnt house” with some ads in the windows
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 06/09/2026
ME: "Get bent, loser!" *hits a sick kickflip* The conscription officer at my door, wiping away tears: "you didn't have to call me a loser.."
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 25/08/2026
fucks me up hearing Jane Remover singing about boys cuz like, maam, you would not be able to move in a dyke bar
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 24/08/2026
boymoding but I just end up looking exactly like my brother
Marlie in a classic dark t-shirt, dark jeans and baseball cap boymoder fit with her feet up on a desk
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 23/08/2026
I think I've found the one other lesbian trans woman who likes having normal-style sex
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/08/2026
the most mentally stable woman you know is wondering if she could make it as a dj
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026
guys do you think andy burnham just saw the cody dahler video and was like 'oh fuck we're having wild fires???'
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026
aw fuck man the emergency alert scared me and made me drop my ciggie into the comically large pile of leaf litter in my garden 😓
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026
guys is this good?
UK gov alert about wildfire risk
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026
and I know for a fact when they say they "like parties, clubbing, nights out" it does *not* mean the same as when I say it 🙄
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/08/2026
I've gotten back on the dating apps and just, holy shit men are just npcs istfg
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 13/08/2026
why do I kinda wanna fuck transphobic ai generated 1960's bugs bunny
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/08/2026
they say I got more money than sense. and lemme tell ya, I don't gots much money
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/08/2026
is this a good time to mention I didn't vote for Kamala Harris
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/08/2026
starting to realise my position on the butch/femme spectrum seems to fluctuate according to how much disposable income I have in a month
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/08/2026
if you're reading this, it's time for you to start a podcast
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026
podiatrist with a 'This Machine Kills Fasciitis' tattoo
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 05/08/2026
there's literally nothing stopping you getting one of those little supermarket potted basil plants and eating the entire thing in one big bite
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Literally the only way to stop this happening is to give every single person trying to cross from Calais a free ferry ticket and unconditional asylum.
theguardian.com
Dinghy carrying 157 people capsizes in Channel after engine catches fire
All passengers thought to have been taken to Boulogne after major air and sea rescue operation by France and UK
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 29/07/2026
people think a deergirl gf is so cute til she starts chewing your houseplants
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 28/07/2026
back from holiday! I went to the beach that turns you 25 years old
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 27/07/2026
possibly the most YTPable episode of university challenge is occurring before me
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 19/07/2026
on me birthday holibobs for the next week so if anyone needs me (unlikely) bother my agent (I don't have an agent)
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/07/2026
getting born in a week btw :)
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 17/07/2026
I don't think my friend group is ready for how much of an alcoholic faggot I can be on holiday
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Gwen Nova @gwennova.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the chase is on
the chase logocybersmith aka human pet guy as the chasertrans surgery as rewardsme as a contestant
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 14/07/2026
my gender/sexuality combo is tailor made to increase moments of the unique despair felt when the most lesbian woman you've ever met says "my boyfriend"
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loki~ 🫩🫩🫩 (he/it) @loki.moe · 13/07/2026
one of the best photos I've ever taken holy shit Alien Aeronega 100 pushed to 200 /Sigma Zoom K-II 70-210mm f/4.5 / Mamiya DSX 1000
an abdim's stork landing on top of a tree stump, wings mid-furltwo of the abdim's storks standing next i each other on the tree stump looking to the left
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/07/2026
everything reminds me of her
BetterDri
BASKET & 48 GENTLE GRIP PEGS
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/07/2026
guys I'm not sure we should be celebrating these deaths, satan could be recalling his generals for any number of worrying strategic reasons
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/07/2026
MIDDAYDREAMSEX
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 12/07/2026
knuck tats D Y K E / Y A O I
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026
I think I've found the perfect wait to ragebait my dyke friends 😈
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026
podiatrist with a 'This Machine Kills Fasciitis' tattoo
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026
I'm seeing a lot of callousness regarding the death of a certain public figure, and so I just want to say my heartfelt sympathies to the family, friends, and truly anyone who felt their life was touched in some way... by Geronimo the alpaca. Rest In Peace, lost but never forgotten
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026
who up fauxing they pas
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Marlie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @marlie.gay · 11/07/2026
(platonically) I need you.
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