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Rohita Kadambi

@rohitakadambi.bsky.social
6.4K followers 100 following 100 posts

Writer - Comedian Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Who is old enough to remember this hussy?
The Oh Mary Playbill photoshopped with me in my Mary Todd Lincoln costume
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”
Trump on the roof of the White House
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Millennials wearing business casual to the club
Taylor Swift wearing Janelle Monae’s blazer and drinking champagne at the 2025 Grammys
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
*Extremely Cole Porter Voice* 🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida
Photos of Ben and Paxton from Never Have I Ever with a photo of Luigi Mangione
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"
Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?
Paul Hollywood describing a hanging cake showstopper: The problem with that is because it’s defying gravity, there’s an extra pressure on that.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s
Spotify wrapped 

Top Artists:
1. Ella Fitzgerald 
2. Taylor Swift 
3. Stephen Sondheim 
4. Beyoncé
5. Chess in Concert 

Top Songs
1. Dance the Night from Barbie
2. Texas Hold ‘Em 
3. Style (Taylor’s Version)
4. Cruel Summer 
5. Blank Space (Taylor’s Version)

Minutes Listened: 122,757
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A pardon would be Shahmazing
Jen Shah in a Biden Harris dress
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
“Mom, I frew up”
Andrew Tate standing like he just vomited
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.
Fiyero in Wicked (Jonathan Bailey), Captain VonTrapp in The Sound of Music (Christopher Plummer), and Bobby in Company (Raul Esparza)
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
Most parents: Elf on the shelf

Me: Elphaba on the shelf
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)
Tweet from @RobbieHand •1/30/23
I ocasionally remember that Stephen Sondheim died of horniness for Jonathan Bailey
"quite open as a human being. I love him." [57][791 Marianne Elliott recalled that Sondheim was enamored with Bailey. [11] Three days before the composer died in 2021, Elliott told him that Bailey would be starring in the play Cock. Sondheim
"literally stopped in his tracks, closed his eyes, put his hand on his chest and said, 'Be still my beating heart,'" Elliott recounted. (11]
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Gravity hates to see her coming
Cynthia Erivo in Wicked
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?
Richard and Emily Gilmore
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If I think about it, my favorite genre
Grindr conversation 
PERSON 1: do you wanna top or bottom 
PERSON 2: I wanna be a star

Four screenshots from Chicago (2002), All About Eve (1950), Tár (2022), and Pearl (2022)?
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Close enough. Welcome back, Bradley Jackson.
Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter, Ava Philippe Has Come Out
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“Into the Woods” by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The TV show “Frasier” should have been set in San Francisco rather than Seattle. Especially in the 90s, San Francisco was a better setting for effete wine/food/art/opera snobs. Seattle is is too outdoorsy/casual/grungey.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about
SchmigadoonPushing Daisies Julia The other two
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A CHI hair straightener hates to see them coming
Lucius Malfoy Legolas
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“Monster” (2003) but it’s Charlize Theron, not Julia Roberts
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Age Of Innocence (1993) is the best Scorsese and I will die on this hill
The Age of Innocence (1993)Taxi Driver (1976)The Departed (2006) Goodfellas (1990)
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Carol (2015) but she’s married to Ross
Ross Gellar: Cause Carol’s a lesbian 

Below: a screenshot of Cate Blanchett in “Carol”
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s mostly white people who talk about echo chambers. Maybe you need the internet to meet people with different ideas but the rest of us do not. We know what the “other side” thinks because we deal with it every day! Everywhere! We’re fine. Carry on. Happy Saturday!
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Pop culture/political takes that regularly got 100k+ likes
A tweet of mine from 11/15/21

A page six post that says: Adele’s Oprah concert proved she didn’t lose her voice with those pounds 

My QT: she lost weight. She didn’t make a deal with a sea witch

75,000 rts, 743,000 likes Tweet from me on 5/13/22

My friends who are parents say things like “you have no idea how hard it is to have a baby.” Girl, yeah I did that’s why there is a piece of metal in my uterus. 

11,600 rts, 163,700 likes Tweet from me on 5/5/24

Two photos from Beauty and the Beast (1991)

She has a choice between the man and the bear and chose the bear 

50,000 rts, 310,000 likes Tweet from me on 11/29/22

We need the inverse of “Emily in Paris” We need a show about a hot French dude who is relocated to San Francisco, refuses to work more than 35 hours/week, and is disgusted by our lack of social safety nets.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me on Bluesky, so far
The photo of That One Girl at Folsom Street Fair
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
As more millennials become Real Housewives, we’ll see the shift from Lisas to Amandas and Laurens
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I feel like Sally Bowles. This is my Kit Kat Club.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There will never be a “Joe Rogan for the left” because people on the left have the taste and attention span to engage with art.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
In a just world, we’d have a third Barb & Star movie coming out with a fourth slated for production.
Barb and Star (2021)
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Conclave but for Sexiest Man Alive
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Looking for my 19,000 followers from the old site here. This is probably what it was like after the Titanic sank.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This app feels real now that Bald Ann Dowd is here
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Polio coming back means we are one step closer to FDR: The Sequel
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…
Local news headline in Pittsburgh: Toddler on the roof
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Being Indian with IBS is so embarrassing. I have to tell every server at Indian restaurants to make the food “white mild.” Not to mention when I order takeout, I just use the name “Hannah” so they don’t assume I can handle the extra green chilis.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Tr*mp and M*sk, one year from now
Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleason in The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
They have to call it “Sexiest Man Alive” because without the “alive,” Paul Newman would posthumously win every year.
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The Vibemar Republic
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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
(Barack *Hussein* Obama voice) Sarah JESSICA Parker
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