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Jon Henley

@jonhenley.bsky.social
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Paris-based writer of European allsorts at the Guardian

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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It certainly is. I'd forgotten that line!
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yup
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gotta hand it to 'em!
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com might approve)
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whatever else they may be, good to see French students are still world-class slogan writers ... (translation in alt text if needed)
French student protest placard reading : "Macron: f*ck your teacher, not ours" ... Brigitte was famously once Macron's drama teacher
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure it's not our old friend Myles Nagopaleen?
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A very fine book!
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, so *this* is what they mean when they say AI poses an existential threat to humanity
Extract from Time article claiming Trump was persuaded to attack  Venezuela by Grok
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me too!
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's actually a quite profound truth that had never really struck me ... Very lovely piece of writing
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All true, but, you know ... France. I've been here on and off for 30 years and I've been doing stories about schoolkids (and other young people) setting bins on fire and battling police pretty much since the year I arrived
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conclusion is a banger: "As we grow old, our tendency is to blame the city’s renewal for our growing apart from the life it holds ... By eulogising places, we choose to forget that all there ever is is people."
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bruh As the GenZ daughter would say
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who is he? He shows promise 😉
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pleased to see I'd already blocked whoever you addressed that to, but bravo all the same
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do you sell a rabbit to a deaf man? No idea, how do you sell a rabbit to a deaf man? YOU WANNA BUY A RABBIT?
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Suis en mode balek total" Just heard this, horribly late to it I'm sure but what a *very fine* French expression. Shortened version of the graphic "J'm'en bats les couilles" (which you'll have to look up if you don't know it). Rough equivalent of my Gen Z kids' perennial "CBA".
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calm down, everyone ... It ain't going to happen tomorrow
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yup, should have said "foreign policy hits"
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next time you're arguing with an irredeemably Mélenchonist mate get them to read this. Blistering compendium of the old rabble rouser's greatest (as it were) hits by @iamhurst.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
Jean-Luc Mélenchon will win young French voters – until they realise the size of his Russia blind spot | Alexander Hurst
La France Insoumise gives voice to the left-behind, and progressives approve. But many recoil from a leftwing leader whose foreign policy is stuck in 1985, says Guardian Europe columnist Alexander Hur...
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone in UK confused about Burnham's pensions triple lock proposal: @benchu.bsky.social explains the impact so even someone (naming no names) who once failed a maths O level can understand it
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Magnificent
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Delighted whatever you have is treatable however!
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As someone wise once said, once you're past 60 if you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts you're probably dead...
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
True that
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just you wait till you turn 60 young man :)
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jeez
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't think this is entirely the end of the story - Anderson's putting pressure on the Left, a bit of political gamesmanship going on
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
True that. Anyway, no filter applied by me ...
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My street now, no filter
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Indeed. I think it's more the absurdity of the people in the UK trying to define English as an ethnicity that has prompted the "don't forget countries are made up things" discourse
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fact that something was invented doesn't mean it's not real, though...
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jabs (and for flu) available in about three weeks' time, Oct 13 I believe
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not just Bake Off, but Bake Off with added NIGELLA...
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks!
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Outstanding work
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many, many congratulations Annette! Richly deserved
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fifty two years FFS
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gorgeous
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, there was another one in 1848... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_...
en.wikipedia.org
French Revolution of 1848 - Wikipedia
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't get dragged into a conversation with @anglo-european.bsky.social , Holger, he's been told countless times by everyone from specialist Europe correspondents to former EU officials to professors of EU law that he's wrong about pretty much everything he posts but he refuses to accept it
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You obviously don't have a Gen Z daughter... :)
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The second of these screen grabs will make @timbale.bsky.social even more 🤬🤬🤬 than he is about the BetFred guy ... (not that the first is much better, mind you)
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty fine night in Paris
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't get much more French than that ... :)
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yup like 20 years earlier, but he clearly recovered ...
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well how very French. In the flat (now a museum) of 19th century philosopher Auguste Comte, father of positivism, a voucher issued by a Paris theatre to disappointed ticket holders on February 24th 1848 after the evening's performance was "cancelled due to revolution"
voucher issued to disappointed ticket holders by a Paris theatre in Feb 1848 after the evening's  performance was "cancelled due to revolution"
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So this is basically the arrangement the US and Greenland have had for the past several decades
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