Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I’ve made a lot of mistakes over the years, but refusing to invest in crypto is definitely not one of them. 130
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 26/01/2026CONSERVATIVE MEDIA TO IDIOT VIEWERS: “You are Against Concealed Carry Now.” 110
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The people in this city have incredible survival instincts. Any impending weather event is cause to trigger a crisis-mode pillaging of the neighborhood Trader Joe's for a year's worth of oat milk and triple-cream French brie so they can face the existential terror of staying home from work on Mon. 130
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Trump is a conman, a compulsive liar, and a garden-variety narcissist. But he's also clearly mentally unwell. The idiot doesn’t even know the name of the country he wants to annex. youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=HRjN3UJOYPk&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjYyoutube.comTrump keeps calling Greenland 'Iceland' during speech in DavosYouTube video by Associated Press 020
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Least surprising thing in the world to me right now is that the low-IQ mongos who for years were hoarding guns to protect themselves from a “tyrannical government” are the same people telling us that when masked gov. agents approach your car and tell you to get the f___ out, you comply or get shot. 030
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Going to go out on a limb and say Stephen Miller wasn’t bullied enough in high school. 020
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 04/10/2025The Left and the Right Deserve Each Other www.odwyerpr.com/story/public...odwyerpr.comThe Left and the Right Deserve Each OtherEvents in the last month have revealed stunning displays of hypocrisy among the left and the right, demonstrating that both groups are now caricatures of themselves operating outside of reality. 030
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 06/08/2025AI is Creative Poison www.odwyerpr.com/story/public... 020
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I never listen to new music anymore but I have like a half-dozen prescription drug jingles in my head at all times. 240
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 30/06/2025AI Writing is Garbage www.odwyerpr.com/story/public... 030
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Silver lining: the Trump administration is so stunningly incompetent there’s a statistically good chance that the next time they plan something stupid, they’ll cc a journalist and disclose everything. 020
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 11/03/2025We went from a growing economy to fears of a possible recession in a month. 010
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Listening to a panel of NY Times reporters discussing rap beefs is comedy paradise. 010
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 03/02/2025This morning I predicted that Trump would halt the tariffs hours before they were set to go into effect and make a victory lap for preventing us from eating the shit sandwich he prepared. Nostradamus over here. It's almost like we've been through 4 years of this shit already. 061
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I'm convinced the people who name Rx drugs are high out of their minds. I would like this job very much. RX MARKETER: "What are we calling this drug?" ME (*takes hit. Coughs.*): "Skyrizi." "Good, what about this one?" "Wegovy?" "I want you to go way out there. Just say something crazy." "Keytruda." 020
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Had a dream I was at a restaurant and had ordered a dessert called Chocolate Consequences. 130
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 25/11/2024"We want to disrupt the publishing industry!" "Okay, how?" "You pay us a bunch of money and we produce your book for you!" "Pretty sure that's already a thing." "But we're disruptors!" 100
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 21/11/2024At this point, I'm convinced that being accused of sexual assault advances someone to the front of the applicant pool when Trump considers a cabinet pick. 051
Jon Gingerich @jongingerich.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Excited to be on a platform that doesn't feature Elon Musk popping up every five seconds to say "Interesting." "True." "Wow." 2140