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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 07/09/2026

Counterpoint: This character has never, ever had to tell a gooner to go the fuck away and leave her alone, so NOW imagine bluesky as a gooning site with only three people.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 04/09/2026

Looking at other people's answers, I think about 95% of us are from Albuquerque

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 24/05/2026

Turns out that no matter what else happens, Juve has to win to get to the CL. The only benefit they get from the late start is that they'll know whether they stilll have a chance.

Juventus Clinching Options
Spot #1 - Serie A Champions and UEFA Champions League Participant
Juventus cannot win this spot

Spot #2 - UEFA Champions League Participant
Juventus cannot win this spot

Spot #3 - UEFA Champions League Participant
Case 1
Juventus beats Torino, and
AC Milan loses to or ties Cagliari, and
Como loses to or ties Cremonese, and
AS Roma loses to or ties Hellas Verona

Spot #4 - UEFA Champions League Participant
Case 1
Juventus beats Torino, and
AC Milan loses to or ties Cagliari, and
Como loses to or ties Cremonese

Case 2
Juventus beats Torino, and
AC Milan loses to Cagliari, and
AS Roma loses to or ties Hellas Verona

Case 3
Juventus beats Torino, and
Como loses to or ties Cremonese, and
AS Roma loses to or ties Hellas Verona

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 06/05/2026

Glorious. Just absolutely glorious. Bask in this absolute fuckery.

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2026 AL Central Standings

TEAM W L PCT GB STRK
Detroit 18 19 .486 - L2
Cleveland 18 19 .486 - L3
Chicago 17 19 .472 0.5 L1
Kansas City 17 19 .472 0.5 W5
Minnesota 16 20 .444 1.5 W2
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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 25/04/2026

per ESPN the Stars want to lose tonight

West 1st Round - Game 4
DAL leads series 2-1

Stars 1 TBS/TRU/HBO MAX 0 Wild

Follow live: Stars look to level series against Wild in Game 4

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 07/04/2026

when satirical tweets become reality

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 31/03/2026

You'd think this card would have a higher attack value...

Wikigacha card for "Nuclear Holocaust", SSR with an ATK value of 8088 and DEF of 4502

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 28/03/2026

And really how can we all forget this classic

A can of generic beer, white can, black word "BEER", net contents 12 fl oz

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 26/03/2026

I have probably shown you all my proposed logo for the Washington Nationals before the move was final, which I was the first person to come up with because I posted it 3 minutes after "Expos may move to Washington" was first reported

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 10/03/2026

and y'all thought I was old

Your ΔEok JND
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Better than most. You can see differences that half the population would swear don't exist. Your opinions about colour palettes are now legally binding.

[Share result]
[Again. I can do better.]

Read the post about this.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 06/03/2026

Blake. Please. We're talking Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman here. This is her two years ago -- at *seventy-three*. Gotdamn.

73-year-old Jane Seymour in a fall 2023 photo, rocking a black tee and a black leather jacket

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 05/03/2026

apologies to Rudolf Wanderone

(Minnesota Fats Pool Legend) Look, I had to fire her. She was making me look bad. Now we can have a real man, manliest man, in charge of DHS.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 05/03/2026

It's great when you can just keep the top two lines of the dialog box

(Final Fantasy VI meme edit) KEFKA: Hee, hee!
Nothing can beat the music of
Kristi Noem crying on the way
to the airport!

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 28/02/2026

man this coaching search got crazy huh

from CNN, maps of middle east airspace before and after the strikes (top, lots of planes showing over Iran, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, etc; bottom, zero planes over those countries, all traffic routed over Turkey and southern Saudi Arabia)

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 25/02/2026

look at this shit: FIFTY FOUR YEARS

Regarding how improbable FK Bodø/Glimt's surge to the UCL final 16 is:

"In a whirlwind few weeks it has taken down 2023 European champion City, three-time winner Inter and Spanish giant Atlético.

It becomes the first team from outside Europe's top five leagues (England, Spain, Germany, Italy and France) to win four straight games in Europe's premier club competition against opponents from those leagues since Ajax in 1971-72. Ajax went onto win the trophy that season."

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 24/02/2026

I'm sorry but this is the only real Ford Maverick

white 1972 Ford Maverick, a 2-door sport coupe, with blue trim sitting in a grass field with a barn in the background

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 19/02/2026

yeah, fuck those carbs, I’ll set my mouth on fire this way

photo of a bag of Southern Recipe small batch pork rinds, Korean BBQ flavor

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 16/02/2026

One of these things is not like the other. FOX can't help themselves. They have to victim-blame even for something as essentially meaningless as sports.

A set of five news article cards on the Canadian curling cheating scandal. Four of the articles are "Canada accused of cheating." The fifth is "Canada's curling team accuses Sweden of filming violation". The fifth is from FOX News.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 06/02/2026

When you sleep through today's discourse

Comic page, Justice League #5, 1987:

Panel 1: Batman punches out Guy Gardner

Panel 2: Mr. Miracle thought balloon "I'll say this for Batman - he's efficient." Blue Beetle: "One punch! ONE PUNCH!" J'onn J'onnz, walking in with Black Canary: "Good afternoon, everyone. Hope we haven't -- is that Guy on the floor?" Black Canary: "What happened to him? Is he dead? mmm... we couldn't be that lucky."

Panel 3: Blue Beetle: "He's not dead, Canary -- just unconscious. EXTREMELY unconscious." Black Canary: "But what happened?" Blue Beetle: "Batman belted him." Black Canary: "Batman... belted... him!?"

Panel 4: Batman: "I'm glad you're here, Manhunter. Now we can get this meeting under way." Blue Beetle: "ONE PUNCH!" J'onn J'onnz: "Sorry we're late, Batman." (Thought bubble: "But not as sorry as Black Canary is.") Black Canary: "Batman belted him? And I missed it? Oh God, I'm depressed."

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 02/02/2026

Jesus, is it possible to be more of an insufferable bore?

Al Brown

I welcome critique.
I’m not insecure.
Understand that this is my world, and you only exist here if I find you interesting.
Are we clear?

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 27/01/2026

Trust me, Thancred and Urianger are non-canonically banging

Thancred Waters and Urianger Augurelt from Final Fantasy XIV

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 20/01/2026

when you're a fucking idiot who seems to think Indiana isn't the example of the year when Bud Elliott's Blue Chip principle finally failed because Indiana really WAS mostly a bunch of 3-stars Seriously, stupid takes like this warrant bullying

@badger-in-mn.bsky.social: No it's not when you realize all it took was Mark Cuban buying the entire roster. College football has gone the way of MLB and the Premier League - you can just buy a championship.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 15/01/2026

ALSO star of the short-lived Bay City Blues, a dramedy about a minor-league baseball team which was also produced by Steven Bochco. They killed off his FIRST Hill Street Blues character (Sal Benedetto) so he could do that show, and brought him BACK as Buntz after it flopped!

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 15/01/2026

I do not talk shit about Rodney Peete, because I like him. But his one season at Shawnee Mission South (we handed them their worst loss of the season) sticks out like a sore thumb in a bad way.

Season: 1985
Head Coach: John Davis
Record: 3-6
(W) 27-0 vs. Sm North
(L) 10-13 vs. Independence - Mo Truman (Ot)
(W) 14-12 vs. Leavenworth
(L) 6-21 vs. Lawrence
(L) 13-14 vs. Sm Northwest
(L) 0-14 vs. Sm West
(L) 6-14 vs. Blue Valley
(W) 34-0 vs. Harmon
(L) 0-7 vs. Sm East
Season: 1984
Head Coach: John Davis
Record: 6-4
(L) 6-20 vs. Sm West
(L) 6-28 vs. Sm North
(W) 7-3 vs. Sm Northwest
(W) 7-6 vs. Highland Park
(W) 13-7 vs. Leavenworth
(L) 0-7 vs. Lawrence
(W) 10-7 vs. Sm East
(W) 3-0 vs. Wyandotte
(W) 21-12 vs. Harmon
(L) 6-26 vs. Sm West (P)
Season: 1983
Head Coach: John Davis
Record: 7-3
(L) 7-12 vs. Sm West
(W) 20-7 vs. Sm North
(L) 3-10 vs. Sm Northwest
(W) 44-8 vs. Topeka
(W) 27-0 vs. Leavenworth
(W) 21-14 vs. Lawrence
(W) 12-0 vs. Sm East
(L) 12-27 vs. Wyandotte
(W) 24-7 vs. Harmon
(L) 7-24 vs. Sm West (P)
Season: 1982
Head Coach: John Davis
Record: 9-2
(W) 2-0 vs. Sm West
(W) 27-0 vs. Sm North
(L) 7-21 vs. Sm Northwest
(W) 28-12 vs. Lawrence
(W) 21-0 vs. Leavenworth
(W) 21-7 vs. Park Hill - Mo
(W) 28-14 vs. Sm East
(W) 37-6 vs. Wyandotte
(W) 21-7 vs. Harmon
(W) 10-3 vs. Sm West (P)
(L) 7-9 vs. Sm Northwest (P)

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 11/01/2026

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and a pic of the band It goes on and on and on and on and on

The glorious Municipal Auditorium, Kansas City, home of more NCAA Tournament games than any facility other than the University of Dayton Arena -- but only because the NCAA moved KC games to Kemper Arena in the early 1970s.

Black Sabbath when they were REALLY good: (l-r Vinnie Appice, Geezer Butler, Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, all dressed in black because of course)

Blue Oyster Cult (l.r Eric Bloom, Allen Lanier, Buck Dharma, Joe Bouchard; not pictured: drummer Albert Bouchard)

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 10/01/2026

colorado's qb this game? Joel Klatt

2005 big 12 championship game: Texas 70, Colorado 3

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 10/01/2026

Is this a murder? It looks like a murder.

espn win probability graph, 2:00 to go in the first half: Oregon 1.3%, Indiana 98.7%

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 10/01/2026

it is 6:43 my brothers what the fuck are we even doing

scoreboard from espn dot com for Oregon - Indiana showing a 6:30 CT gametime; it is almost 6:45

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 08/01/2026

another completely bullshit solitaire variation (Forty-nine) best part is it's rated "easy" -- not because it's easy to win, but because it's almost impossible for YOU to fuck it up. The RNG is just that bad.

pie chart showing my no wins, 100 losses

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