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JonesyDev

@jonesydev.itch.io
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He/Him. I return to the new citadel, free from the ashes of the last.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 09/10/2026
I thought the demo music was banging, but I didn't look deeper. Good to know.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 06/10/2026
A stab is probably just "a trigger pull", but my Headcanon is that the gun is thrusted down with such unstable force that it triggers the gun to fire.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Worth checking if the remaster is running well on the Steam Deck first. Witcher 3 is a great Deck game. A solid 50% Grind/Explore/Gwent that's good on the Deck, with the other 50% being the lock-in moments you might switch back to PC for.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 01/10/2026
My town is just finished buildings on the right and all the grinding stuff on the left. I dare you to make every building worth hitting with a ball.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 28/09/2026
Finally, a library sort game that doesn't have an AI disclosure.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 24/09/2026
Stupified, while watching Grandma crochet herself to the top of the Gears leaderboard effortlessly.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Can't make it this year, but let me know if there's any other way to help support this. Definitely want to see this reoccur in Toronto next year.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Gonna bring A+ fresh donuts to every job interview now, and say "Oh, no. These are only for you, if you hire me today". I will never get hired, but I will enjoy every second of the process.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 21/09/2026
As soon as the bad half of Two Face's face enters the cell at Arkham, Batman uses the pause menu to load the auto save and appear at the front door of Arkham. This shaves about 7 seconds on average.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 21/09/2026
I am feeling like there needs to be a "clone tracker" on bsky or Steam Curation. I could use a stable watchdog for all these clones. Something that at least quotes out the original source or team, even if it's a TBD project.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 17/09/2026
Important note: Do not actually go to the Guitar Center contest webpage. Equal ratio of uploads in protest and actual explicit content.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 17/09/2026
Important update: bsky.app/profile/pump...
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 17/09/2026
Grug have three rock now. This good early game for Grug.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 17/09/2026
I will play whatever y'all "Forbid". Mahjong, Checkers.... Forbid it up.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 16/09/2026
I want to answer with Banjo-Kazooie levels, but each level is like 90% great design and 10% part you suffer against.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 16/09/2026
How dare you.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 15/09/2026
I am watching this develop with "small domino to big domino meme" expectations.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 14/09/2026
Why am I this way? Because I didn't get enough tickets in the Womb Arcade for the good stuff.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 14/09/2026
Fulk sounds like the name of an AI tool, and so seeing a "Struggle with Fulk" button I thought we reached an age where companies were being honest.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 12/09/2026
Don't forget to post screenshots when people rip you off. I am finding the theft and AI reprinting of creator's games concepts both horrifying and "funny in a sad way".
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 10/09/2026
Samus's insta is just posts of smoldering giant corpses with the tag "Girl Dinner".
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 10/09/2026
This running series might be the best thing.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 09/09/2026
It would appear the Kirby no longer wishes to remain captive.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 08/09/2026
A new circle of hell has opened up, and it is only for fake commentators and streamers who appear within the mobile game ads before my YouTube videos.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 08/09/2026
I am hoping the apple version is good, but more than that, I am hoping it does not force a new problematic apple compulsion.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 26/08/2026
Ahhhhhhhhhh damnnnnnnn
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 26/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/bend... Gonna wait to see if the next trailer reveals what they did about this...
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 25/08/2026
Imagine if you would, a goose...
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 25/08/2026
The abuse of AI generation by the retired generation is always concerning to me. What human being is compelled to make an AI gen'd image where Popeye complains about homeless veterans?
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 20/08/2026
Everytime I see this headline, I quote "I get the mo weed?" youtu.be/lR9utQK_puo?...
youtu.be
The Onion News, New Recruiting
YouTube video by Lex Truther
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 20/08/2026
I know New Blood has had to put out like two shorts to explain that Tenebris Somnia is not made with AI. Probably worth a ring to NB about that experience.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 20/08/2026
Finally, Deltarune 2.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 18/08/2026
Probably not the intent of this challenge, but I imagine a helldiver could remain frozen in transit for a year.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 15/08/2026
Trickle-Down Diskanomics
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 15/08/2026
Did you ever get someone to make the ROOT arcade cabinet?
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 14/08/2026
With the "low to the ground" redesign, Vyper is now more capable of stealing and eating a bottom shelf rotisserie Costco chicken, without camera detection.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 12/08/2026
What button do I need to press to make sure this never happens on my devices.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 10/08/2026
Where are you collecting open beta feedback?
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 09/08/2026
youtu.be/GL-IgEkms8Y?... If you haven't listened to the new cuts from the audio engineering masters at KEXP, get on that.
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Queens of the Stone Age - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 05/08/2026
"If AI disappeared tomorrow"
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Kenan Thompson's Yes Moment on SNL Black Jeopardy
ALT: Kenan Thompson's Yes Moment on SNL Black Jeopardy
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 03/08/2026
I know that name, and now I've gotta follow this game and play that demo I suppose.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 01/08/2026
Fly, my guinea pigs of the night.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 01/08/2026
Twice the Shatterverse Playtest has denied me. Upon the gates of heaven do I knock continuous.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 31/07/2026
I heard they ported Lumines Remastered to phones, but I haven't checked out if that was a good port.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 31/07/2026
Can petting Ursa result in finger loss?
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 30/07/2026
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 30/07/2026
MORE
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 29/07/2026
youtu.be/jhl0gCXUV5E?... I'm mostly shouting about this one, now that it's "disconnected from being a Netflix exclusive".
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Poinpy is (Back) Out on Mobile and is 100% Free!
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 29/07/2026
If Gianni doesn't have three goongnome lines in the chamber, I'll eat a hat.
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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 29/07/2026
I fully imagine this is a re-occuring bit. As soon as you forget, they'll come back on the Remix 5 tempo.
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