iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 24/09/2026

Stupified, while watching Grandma crochet herself to the top of the Gears leaderboard effortlessly.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 14/09/2026

Why am I this way? Because I didn't get enough tickets in the Womb Arcade for the good stuff.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 10/09/2026

Samus's insta is just posts of smoldering giant corpses with the tag "Girl Dinner".

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 09/09/2026

It would appear the Kirby no longer wishes to remain captive.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 08/09/2026

A new circle of hell has opened up, and it is only for fake commentators and streamers who appear within the mobile game ads before my YouTube videos.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 01/08/2026

Fly, my guinea pigs of the night.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 24/07/2026

Nostradamus: "...and the fox of the star shall Wii U, as it was Wozzend to be."

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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 08/07/2026

Would YOU attend a live Hypnospace concert with a real band playing music + as many of the original artists as can perform? Fill out this survey if you would, we need to know where to take it: forms.gle/rzkjR6t4SsWc...

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Would you attend a live Hypnospace Outlaw concert?

Hello! Would you want to experience the music of Hypnospace Outlaw, live? I'm Jay Tholen, the creator of Hypnospace Outlaw, and along with Mike Rose from our publishing label No More Robots, we're c...

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 18/06/2026

They died as they lived: Sexy Monster

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 11/06/2026

"Pomni in Fortnite" lingers in the room. As the words echo off the wall and back to me again, my fetal position clutch shivers upon the floor. Such numbness, and yet the wires must make the meat respond.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 06/06/2026

Everybody talking about Tupac and Evangelion. Welcome to 1995, suckers.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 26/05/2026

Replacing 20ft ETH cable with another because "one ends doesn't clip right anymore" always feels like an avarice. Throwing a mostly good cable into the trash, feels like saying "Let them eat cake".

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Jake Birkett - Veteran Indie @greyalien.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

LAUNCH DATE ANNOUNCEMENT! Forbidden Solitaire is officially launching NEXT WEEK, on April 30th! We unearthed a new trailer from the archives - an advertisement that originally aired in 1995! Wishlist on Steam and GOG: store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/... www.gog.com/en/game/forb...

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 08/04/2026

My first nightmare, for sure, will be the Tamogachi hitting me with the Red Queen's "You are all going to die down here".

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 02/04/2026

Your mother is so big, the only map she plays in Battlefield is "Strike at Kirkland".

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 13/03/2026

My father told me about how they used to play with balls of mercury on their classroom desks, before they knew that mercury could leech into the body via skin contact and erode brains. This is how I feel about watching people use AI.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 11/03/2026

Uriel Septim VII: "You? You're the one from my dreams." Do that little dance that you do. The Griddy, you called it. Just like in the dream." "Yes! Look at that! Man, that's a sick little thing. Look at him go. I tried it in the mirror, but he does it so flawlessly."

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 05/03/2026

"Gestures the cross over heart with a broadsword in hand" May your Caeser's never be Little.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 23/02/2026

To the tune of "Angel" by Nightwish: "I wish I had a sandwich for one moment of lunch."

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 08/02/2026

When your gym session falters, you can always rely on a Locked Club live set. youtu.be/vv_lKuMudnI?...

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LOCKED CLUB | STVOL.TV x PRIVATE PERSONS

YouTube video by STVOL TV

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 06/02/2026

This is genuinely a greenlight-able game idea right here. Digital salvo exorcism via Action Replay. I get that you died in this house, but you can't hide from this no_clip.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 25/01/2026

Ugh. Man. I coulda mixed that better. That last shot of vodka was just vodka.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 14/01/2026

Fav Super Hero Group: Threetastic Five

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 01/01/2026

Cable TV was 7 seconds behind on the ball drop time. I want to say it's odd that we trusted it, and that it failed at it's only reasonable task.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 02/12/2025

- How do you have Black Star from Act 1 and have so few relics? - How do you get one shiv in hand, first turn, with no discards? No Time Eater tick?

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 25/11/2025

Placing mistletoe above the reaction chamber to force atoms to kiss.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 22/11/2025

Ouroboros: "Hey guys! Not to alarm anyone, but I seem to be running out of snake here?"

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 10/11/2025

Special Instructions: Don't cut the pizza. I'm gonna roll the whole thing into a pizza tube that I'll dip straight into a bowl of garlic mayo. Sure, I didn't have to add the last bit to the special instructions, but it's important to let others know if you are suffering.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 14/10/2025

Code Comment: Program does not work without this first instance of an empty grave. Will revisit later.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 09/10/2025

"...you reach your hand into the dark and foreboding hole of Windows 11, and pray your fingers don't brush up against something moist, that opens up an Edge web browser tab."

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 09/10/2025

Wine called "Steam Deck Port" that has a wonderful nose.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 03/10/2025

Y'all think a Country Girl and Boy "who buys Pepero because Pocky is too expensive and Pepero is fine enough" could ever fall in love?

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 02/10/2025

Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart", but he didn't notice the Pickleball court next door.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 18/09/2025

Family Feud's Steve Harvey: What you do, right after a new Windows update? Me: Turn off all the new features, Steve

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 17/09/2025

"...but here in The Matrix, I'm based" is a line I wish not to have transpired in my brain.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 19/07/2025

Life Defeato? Big Dorito!

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 08/07/2025

King: "Send out the prayer hands emoji." Page: "Which skin tone?" King: "...All the skin tones..."

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 04/07/2025

Sir David Attenborough: "...but this lemur wasn't expecting to get absolutely merc'd today. He is sitting there like a dotard. Completely unaware, that he is going to view his own insides in less than 30 seconds. Breathe your last, you little bitch."

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 23/06/2025

Jigsaw: "Don't worry, I built a helpful AI to assist you with this task."

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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 20/06/2025

not a joke, sadly. if you need a coder please consider bringing on @marklacroix.bsky.social or @tetronimike.bsky.social because they're gonna need money.

youtube.com

Dreamsettler is canceled

YouTube video by Jay Tholen

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N² @antire.al · 15/05/2025

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 03/05/2025

$25/hour minimum wage

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 25/04/2025

Instead of asking AI, you can ask me. However, per question, I will still boil a kettle and pour it into the ocean.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 25/04/2025

Gandalf: "Ah damn, that's someone from my last fellowship of the ring." "Hastefully new fellowship of the ring! To the other side of the bar!"

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 21/04/2025

Idea: Muppet High School There's a lot of potential there, but I'm mostly just trying to manifest a scene where Fozzie and Gonzo try to work a waterless bong with a bag of oregano under the bleachers.

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JonesyDev @jonesydev.itch.io · 07/04/2025

I am not just a spoon's worth of microplastics in my body. I am the discard bin near a 3D printer. The plastic was inserted into my brain with the McFlurry machine, and the spoon was left in afterwards.

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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 28/02/2025

400+ games bundling forces for charity, including Minit Fun Racer!

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