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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 8h
Well, first, since he's the type of fan to keep going to Dayton for a grave-side vigil, he would definitely disagree with your position that they only had one hit. But aside from that, Shannon had such stage presence that picturing a long career built on touring seems logical, if he was clean.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 9h
Friend of a friend who used to go to the yearly vigil at the cemetery in Dayton was always convinced they would have had a similar post-90's career to Pearl Jam.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This middle-aged man, with one of the largest megaphones in television media, has a philosophy degree from Brown and is just now grappling with the truth of Reconstruction. I guess we shouldn't be surprised by how little the population at large understands the story of the country.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You guys talked about the text messages too, right?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you have been wondering, I'd like to talk to you. First, I'll just need a few biographical details and the name of your bank, along with the numbers on the bottom of your checks.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't believe that people are still making excuses for these grown-ass adults committing crimes. "Oh, that sweet lady is only a criminal because of the nasty vapors in the air around Trump!"
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, something got messed up and your picture was corrupted. Don't worry, I've got you covered, just like god.
Charles "god" Woodson shown being a god.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine if he had to be interviewed by someone who was actually good at it? Flailing like this while sitting down with an MSNow morning host is just sad.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, that's a sign that we have an aging population. Older people need more healthcare.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bet those students would have loved the support of all of those professors who walked past them.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had to use my dad's old diesel truck last week, which unfortunately meant filling its 33 gallon tank. Had to do the math after the pump hit $200 to remind myself that it was cheaper than hiring someone.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which was clearly evident when the kids did, in fact, protest against the government's support for the destruction of Gaza.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perhaps if they'd had the same level of support from the professors at those institutions, that would have been possible here. However, after half a century of cracking down on trade unions, there aren't many adults left to support the kids when they protest.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We kept trying to not elect terrible humans, but the centrists kept bleating about bipartisanship and wanting a "check" on liberal presidents.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I see someone say that Carr is clearly smarter than Bryce I want to put my fist through my monitor and then through that poster's monitor.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is worse. What kind of asshole is going to "like and admire" someone willing to vote for the modern GOP?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He absolutely seems like the guy to run the program that Michigan and the fans say they want. But I would give a lot to have been a fly on the wall this summer when he and Beck were deciding what the offense needed to be.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Luckily, we always have the choice to cheer for the meteor. One day, if we're good enough, it might just win and make the world a better place!
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can skip the first half of this post, because Carl spends the rest of the thread showing how it was not at all the headline writer that "screwed" Stephen, it was just Stephen being wrong and dumb enough to believe no one would actually read the article critically.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry, but describing a British aristocrat as an "apex predator" in any context outside of sexual assault is just humiliating. Those two "debating" is just a pantomime for centrist journalists to get all hot and bothered about.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought it was pretty clear that it's this bad because they don't have a real base play, they turned a vertical rushing attack into a broken horizontal run game and they have fuck-all in the TE room. And they're doing it behind an OL that LOST WEIGHT!!!
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again not missing my Athletic subscription during CFB season.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Running 2 different guys on late for a goal line stand? That's not great.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm disappointed in PJ Fleck.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the most obvious "fake" coming, right?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least there's a commercial break so the defense gets a little more rest?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People keep telling me that I should watch the NFL. People also keep telling me that Drake Lindsey is a 1st round pick.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need someone to recreate the Noah Furbush FB-LB role for this game.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never great when the center doesn't have the snap count.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess the MGoBlog hour on WTKA is just going to be Craig making tinfoil hats for everyone, isn't it?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sure the women in their 40s and 30s I work with would be upset, but I don't think they'd expect the middle-aged man to reach out because bronze-medal Catwoman disappeared.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Answering questions with information stolen from the people who originally provided those answers should just be a non-starter for everyone. Also, why in the world are you "designing" an offense in 2026 for youth basketball? Just pick up a book about pre-3pt line basketball and you're good.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're in a robotaxi, you probably deserve to sit in the remains of a porn shoot.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so cool that it can steal enough art to do the edits people were doing with photoshop 15 years ago!!!
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I once heard the Michigan tennis parents break out into a "Beat Ohio" as they were leaving Schwartz Tennis Center after demolishing Purdue.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How tone-deaf do you have to be in 2026 to be in a seat so safe that you inherited it from your grandmother and still be bragging about "bipartisan" letters?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Farmers want lawmakers to stop talking about this because all it does is make it more likely they get stopped and dip-checked right now. And EVERYONE I know is currently using off-road diesel in every truck they own.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 2005 some of my friends had their first child a few years after they'd both finished school. She decided to stay home because, in the end, it saved them money vs paying for childcare. She was a doctor working in a private practice.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember buying this for Sega CD and being so excited for the cutscenes. This genuinely might be the first time I was completely disappointed in a video game.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The one exception I've found is Stephen Wilson Jr, but that's mostly because he clearly grew up listening to grunge and hard rock, along with the Merle Haggard and Johnny Cash tapes that were definitely always in the truck.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mid-40's white guy from the Midwest. I listen to enough varied music that Gracie Abrams ended up on my suggested list last year. Yet somehow it's my fault that I don't know who Langley is and can't differentiate her song from the countless repetitive and derivative works coming out of Nashville?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait. What the absolute fuck was that decision?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They're nesting
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hate jumping for it. Just push.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How windy is it there today?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't believe an Iowa fan, of all people, not acknowledging special teams points.
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kick the ball out of the endzone. Why the fuck would you do anything else?
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those are Teddy Ruxpin's eyes!
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Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pre-WW1. The B1G had 9 teams, as was natural and right.
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