Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 7hI once heard the Michigan tennis parents break out into a "Beat Ohio" as they were leaving Schwartz Tennis Center after demolishing Purdue. 021
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 7hHow tone-deaf do you have to be in 2026 to be in a seat so safe that you inherited it from your grandmother and still be bragging about "bipartisan" letters? 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Farmers want lawmakers to stop talking about this because all it does is make it more likely they get stopped and dip-checked right now. And EVERYONE I know is currently using off-road diesel in every truck they own. 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In 2005 some of my friends had their first child a few years after they'd both finished school. She decided to stay home because, in the end, it saved them money vs paying for childcare. She was a doctor working in a private practice. 020
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I remember buying this for Sega CD and being so excited for the cutscenes. This genuinely might be the first time I was completely disappointed in a video game. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mid-40's white guy from the Midwest. I listen to enough varied music that Gracie Abrams ended up on my suggested list last year. Yet somehow it's my fault that I don't know who Langley is and can't differentiate her song from the countless repetitive and derivative works coming out of Nashville? 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kick the ball out of the endzone. Why the fuck would you do anything else? 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Remember when the lawyers-with- substacks told us all not to panic because the courts were restraining him? I wonder what their subscription counts are up to? 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good to see someone filling Swisher's shoes as the credulous tech reporter willing to copy-paste whatever their friends in Silicon Valley tell them. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm a middle-aged white guy who grew up in rural in Indiana. There is only one choice, and if the hoop is on a barn, I'm a 95% shooter. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What if instead of "overnight" they asked "while a group of lackeys talks to the television cameras in the Oval Office and he sits in his chair?" 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Should be a personal foul if you dive facemask first into a player's crotch. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just saw it for $7.10/gal at the truck stop on US 31 between Indy and Kokomo. That simply isn't sustainable. Imagine being a small company with 2 or 3 service trucks that each do 100 miles a day at 18 mpg. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am so glad I only recognized 2 or 3 names from this whole cursed thread. Turning tech assholes into celebrities was a mistake. The journalists responsible for it should be made to cover cattle auctions for the rest of their careers. 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We spent a solid week on this one year in elementary during our state history unit. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Think how much we'd save on diesel if we just left the corn grown for bio-fuel in the fields. 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And look, it's not just roided up assholes with tiny dicks beating on teens. This is two women wailing on a 17 year old they have pinned to the ground. 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Love that our political leaders are so historically illiterate that they continue to make a very basic mistake every time they bring up the Luddites. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can I just go for the Willie and Stephen Wilson sets on Saturday? 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jim Harbaugh will never be more right about anything than he was about Ryan "Born on 3rd Base" Day. 030
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 11/09/2026TIL that America operated under austerity policies from 1946-1980. 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't think the Senator understands what she's telling us she says that "all Americans" felt the same bond. But I guess Elissa didn't have any non-white friends back then who could explain to her the differing reactions... 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Chris out here confusing the requirements of his job with that of a public servant again. 011
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My favorite media criticisms are the ones that seemingly begin from the premise that the NYT isn't a partisan outlet. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, there was a follow-up that pointed out that this was in no way an answer to the question, right? 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Either this man is an idiot, or he's used AI so much that his brain has turned to mush. But it's clear the shit AI he used to make this doesn't know the difference between a ricochet and a stray. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don't buy this asshole's book. Buy the book he wanted to ban.bookshop.orgA People's History of the United StatesTHE CLASSIC NATIONAL BESTSELLER"A wonderful, splendid book—a book that should be read by every American, student or otherwise, who wants to understand his country, its true history, and its hope for t... 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comMission AccomplishedALT: Mission Accomplished 100
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We probably shouldn't be surprised that the guy who thinks blogs and wikipedia were "slop" also believes that HE'S the special boy who won't possibly suffer any negative consequences from using the idiot machine. 030
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Someone in charge of this thing might have wanted to ask a local if ever gets humid and cool in early September.....in Chicago. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Can't be mad at us, we deserve this after the ACL news from the basketball programs. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good to know that all of the off-season talk about weight room gains was a bunch of bullshit. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Might be time for an inside job. 2nd shower of the day 3rd shirt of the day 4th liter of water of the day It's not even noon in September, I'm exhausted and I can't safely do my afternoon/evening work. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 04/09/2026At the point this happens, it is perfectly acceptable for the last thing he does before walking out the door to be tightening the screw-tops on every jar in her pantry and fridge and unscrewing all the lightbulbs in ceiling and vanity fixtures. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not knowing anything about energy costs must be a prerequisite in DC circles to opine on energy costs. 040
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Really over these "too hot to breathe outside" days. Only being able to do 2 hours of work isn't great. 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There might be nothing more cathartic in sports than that first *crack* when your racquet meets the court and loses. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Was completely on point until those last 6 words. I've been to Carmel Indiana, the home of the 90th-99th %ile, and the amount of christian nationalism is off the charts. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comGarth Algar's Spew Advice in Wayne's WorldALT: Garth Algar's Spew Advice in Wayne's World 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not sure who's supposed to be upset, but it's definitely not the people who listened to Dire Straits as children and Nirvana as teens. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It really is fun to sit on social media and watch millennials morphing into the boomers they've mocked. Even down to their need to hang on to fading pop stars retreading the same material. 000
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sports minister of an authoritarian eastern European nation? 010
Matt @jonesm80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Love continuing education videos that don't remember that 100% volume absolutely is not what I want. 000
