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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots

@jonc572.bsky.social
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Husband Jedi Time-Lord Sky Pirate Gunslinger, After Dinner Raconteur, Gamer, Geek, Scribbler of Weird Things, He/Him

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 43m
Man, just the prologue to This Inevitable Ruin...
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 3h
DCC Book 6, Eye of the Bedlam Bride done and dusted...
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 7h
Wow. She beat The Mooch's record.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 7h
Man, I don't even recognize Plaza Midwood anymore.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 11h
And the boycott continues. Sad part is that CFA is kind of irrelevant anymore. Just about every other fast food place that does chicken has a version of The Sandwich. Most are better. I mean, the Zaxby's one has Zax Sauce, so it wins right there. Hehe
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ooooh, Beatrice yoooooouuuuu SUNUVABEECH! *SPANISH GUITAR STING* Eye of the Bedlam Bride
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So long ago, I can't precisely remember when. Pretty sure my age was in the single digits, though. It took until I think 12 or 13 before I realized that normal is boring, weird is awesome.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
From the Book of Faces/Strings...
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Galactic Racer Players: "WOOOO-HOOOO! Now THIS is Podracing!" Me, an Outlaws player: "Cool story, bro. Imma steal all your stuff while you're on the track and sell it to the Hutts! Lol"
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This week's stock in the Backpack Mobile Mini-Library...
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Picked up 2 New to Me Scalzi books in recent days; The Consuming Fire(The Interdependancy, Book 2), and this. I decided to go with this first. Books, my freaky little darlings. Read the books. Carry on Smartly
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When the quest giver says, "Stealth is fine, but feel free to go guns blazing if you want."
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In Outlaws, I'm currently scavanging inside a dead Sarlacc for a pristine tooth so Jawas will install a Black Market turret on my stolen starship. Lol. This game is a hoot.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I've been listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl a bit too much. I just referred to one of my dogs as Donut. Mongo AND Donut would be appalled!
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some days, you just want to grab a vorpal blade and snicker-snack a muthaf*HONK*ah.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Video game sidequest card game statement: Sabaac > Gwent. I said what I said.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Star Wars Outlaws hate is unjustified to me. Is it the best SW game I've ever played? No. Am I having a good time? Very much so. It's giving strong Assassins Creed: Star Wars vibes. Hehe. I feel like it has something to do with the lady main character. Who I personally enjoy quite a bit.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Girl, same.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At Ren Faire, current Carl count, 2. Hehe.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ren Fair, day one. Yaaaar! Hehe.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ren Garb for tomorrow picked out. Quest Complete! youtu.be/bNI0mEtfoiE?...
youtu.be
The Witcher 3 Quest Complete Sound
YouTube video by The Sitting Dutchman
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEDHAUSEN!
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Age of Man is over. The time of Orctober has begun.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You're only coming over if you agree not to shoot anyone. I've died ten times already today, and I'm in NO mood!" -Finian "Aurora's End"
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Eric Schmitt. You borked up. But at least you did it on National TV in front of the whole country and clips of your nonsense are swarming all over the InterTubes. But hey, no such thing as bad publicity, right?
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just finished the audiobook of The Butcher's Masquerade, Book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl. The last couple chapters and that epilogue. *BLINK* *BLINK* Got DANG! Matt Dinniman, you magnificent bastard. Need a breather then on to book 6. Oh, and AB listeners, be sure to stay for the end credits. Lol.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rapists should have their naughty bits removed with a rusted soup spoon and the incision site cleaned with hot salted lemon juice, then be required to write an essay about the experience.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, let's check out this business.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shoulder-mounted Cat Blaster primed and ready to fire. Heh.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, look! It's this week's contents of the Backpack Mobile Mini-Library! Hehe.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doubling down on LitRPG tonight, physical copy and Audiobook, respectively. Hehe.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AAAHHHHHH! PREPARE FOR BEEEYATTLE!
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CURSE YOU, MATT DINNEMAN! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and my +1 Specs of Perception are ready to really crack into this lovely tome. LitRPG Space Opera. I feel like that's rare, but I know it's absolutely my jam. Let's goooooooo!
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't help but wonder about the circumstances under which, I imagine in the last book, Carl will unleash The Doomsday Scenario. My imagination is not painting a rosy picture.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I seem to have developed some sort of skin condition. Any home remedy recommendations? Heh.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next up on the At Home Reading Roster...
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One Shot Book Review time... Slow Horses by Mick Herron. A damn good book and I can see why it was adapted for TV. Of course the fact that it's good and Mick Herron is a damn good writer does NOT bode well for the notion of shrinking my TBR. *SIGH*
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reality, GAHBAGE. Books, good. Books are our mates. Read the books, children. Read the books.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having utilized several of the Audible credits I'd forgetten I'd built up, I am now in possession of all currently available audiobooks in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. NEW ACHIEVEMENT! COMPLETIONIST(FOR NOW)! And I've still got a couple of credits left over! Woop! Heh.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AND a swag box. Damn sausage fingers. Bleah.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got a signed copy a s a swag box with multiple axolotls! Man, I love Indie Authors. Lol.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
ALT: Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's an auspicious day. Brought out the flannels from the House of Winchester Collection for the new season. Hehe.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
¡Cuidado! Hay Llamas!
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"ALERT! The Commander's down on the Lower Decks looking unfairly hot and distracting the crew!" Ah, so it's a day ending in "y", then.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have restocked this week at the Backpack Mobile Mini-Library. Heh.
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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For clarity, this is an ecumenical Book Page. All forms of books are welcome here. Physical books, Audiobooks, ebooks, comic books, hell we'll even make space for matchbooks. Point is, books are good. Books are our buddies here. Don't be mean to your buddies. Books, children. Books.
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