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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Ooooh, Beatrice yoooooouuuuu SUNUVABEECH! *SPANISH GUITAR STING* Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Galactic Racer Players: "WOOOO-HOOOO! Now THIS is Podracing!" Me, an Outlaws player: "Cool story, bro. Imma steal all your stuff while you're on the track and sell it to the Hutts! Lol"

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This week's stock in the Backpack Mobile Mini-Library...

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Picked up 2 New to Me Scalzi books in recent days; The Consuming Fire(The Interdependancy, Book 2), and this. I decided to go with this first. Books, my freaky little darlings. Read the books. Carry on Smartly

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When the quest giver says, "Stealth is fine, but feel free to go guns blazing if you want."

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Outlaws, I'm currently scavanging inside a dead Sarlacc for a pristine tooth so Jawas will install a Black Market turret on my stolen starship. Lol. This game is a hoot.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I've been listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl a bit too much. I just referred to one of my dogs as Donut. Mongo AND Donut would be appalled!

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Some days, you just want to grab a vorpal blade and snicker-snack a muthaf*HONK*ah.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Video game sidequest card game statement: Sabaac > Gwent. I said what I said.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Star Wars Outlaws hate is unjustified to me. Is it the best SW game I've ever played? No. Am I having a good time? Very much so. It's giving strong Assassins Creed: Star Wars vibes. Hehe. I feel like it has something to do with the lady main character. Who I personally enjoy quite a bit.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Age of Man is over. The time of Orctober has begun.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"You're only coming over if you agree not to shoot anyone. I've died ten times already today, and I'm in NO mood!" -Finian "Aurora's End"

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Senator Eric Schmitt. You borked up. But at least you did it on National TV in front of the whole country and clips of your nonsense are swarming all over the InterTubes. But hey, no such thing as bad publicity, right?

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just finished the audiobook of The Butcher's Masquerade, Book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl. The last couple chapters and that epilogue. *BLINK* *BLINK* Got DANG! Matt Dinniman, you magnificent bastard. Need a breather then on to book 6. Oh, and AB listeners, be sure to stay for the end credits. Lol.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rapists should have their naughty bits removed with a rusted soup spoon and the incision site cleaned with hot salted lemon juice, then be required to write an essay about the experience.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Shoulder-mounted Cat Blaster primed and ready to fire. Heh.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey, look! It's this week's contents of the Backpack Mobile Mini-Library! Hehe.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Doubling down on LitRPG tonight, physical copy and Audiobook, respectively. Hehe.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me and my +1 Specs of Perception are ready to really crack into this lovely tome. LitRPG Space Opera. I feel like that's rare, but I know it's absolutely my jam. Let's goooooooo!

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't help but wonder about the circumstances under which, I imagine in the last book, Carl will unleash The Doomsday Scenario. My imagination is not painting a rosy picture.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I seem to have developed some sort of skin condition. Any home remedy recommendations? Heh.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One Shot Book Review time... Slow Horses by Mick Herron. A damn good book and I can see why it was adapted for TV. Of course the fact that it's good and Mick Herron is a damn good writer does NOT bode well for the notion of shrinking my TBR. *SIGH*

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reality, GAHBAGE. Books, good. Books are our mates. Read the books, children. Read the books.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Having utilized several of the Audible credits I'd forgetten I'd built up, I am now in possession of all currently available audiobooks in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. NEW ACHIEVEMENT! COMPLETIONIST(FOR NOW)! And I've still got a couple of credits left over! Woop! Heh.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Got a signed copy a s a swag box with multiple axolotls! Man, I love Indie Authors. Lol.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's an auspicious day. Brought out the flannels from the House of Winchester Collection for the new season. Hehe.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We have restocked this week at the Backpack Mobile Mini-Library. Heh.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

For clarity, this is an ecumenical Book Page. All forms of books are welcome here. Physical books, Audiobooks, ebooks, comic books, hell we'll even make space for matchbooks. Point is, books are good. Books are our buddies here. Don't be mean to your buddies. Books, children. Books.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Reality, GAHBAGE. Books, better. Books, little sisters and brothers. Books.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder, muthaf*HONK*ahs.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Picked up to games on sale for the XBoxen in honor of Spooky Season. Marvel's Midnight Sons, really digging that so far. And Blacktail, where you play as a young Baba Yaga. Yes, please! Hehe.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Barry Jive and the Uptown Five have declined an offer to tour with Ed Sheeran.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A vid on the Clock App suggested a concept I'm in dire need of... Vampires don't show up on camera, can fly/scale walls, are immune to bullets, can break into any vault by turning into fog(or some bs).

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Next Democratic Administration, my nomination for White House Press Seceratary. Heh.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Brandi Carlisle and Alanis dueting Uninvited at Red Rocks is absolute peak RAWK!

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Blah, blah, Reality. Blah, blah, GAHBAGE. Books.

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah, I enjoyed both the movie and the comic. But I'm amused whenever I hear someone bitch that "The movie's not comic accurate!" Yeah, no shit, Sherlock! Do you REMEMBER the comic?! Movie wouldn't have had a chance in hell of being greenest if they went for accurate. Lol

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Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots @jonc572.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Them: Do you prefer physical books, ebooks or audiobooks? Me: Yes.

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