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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴

@jonathannoh.bsky.social
125 followers 97 following 258 posts

The only 3 things you need to know about me…. 1) I love food 2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them 3) Painfully sarcastic

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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Me afterwards counting up how many times she …
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe. Did you even work out???😫
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I kno how you feel my family was killing me in DR
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩 My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Dumb , dumb and dumber @lexyafavorite.bsky.social 😘
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Catch flights not feelings! I know you had a good time 👍🏽
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂‍↕️
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait. Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I thought it was a coochie
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
That lil weight don’t mean shit when the face card hitting sis. You better get in them streets and find you a hoe 🤣
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yea aiight im watching them pockets
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Not rich auntie but just casually going to dine in movies, yeah aiight 🤣
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good look 👍🏽
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fr? Can you use it at self checkout?
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Dollar tree got apple pay before Walmart …
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Things I think but never say to her… If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Styled by @lexyafavorite.bsky.social
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
That SAILOR album is incredible….incredible!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie.
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sinners a lil overrated… it was alright 7/10
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“I seen a baby cry then seconds later she laughed, the beauty of life - the pain never last. The rain always pass…” that J Cole verse has always stuck with me
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭 Go to hell
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
How tf gas go from 2.69 to 2.99 in a few days??
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Lakers in 7 goddamnit !!!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
That dress is hers now she killed it!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Me and @lexyafavorite.bsky.social chilling’
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Commercials be like: Side effects may include diarrhea, constipation, fainting, depression, cancer and thoughts of suicide may occur
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Thanks love 😘
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Lex 💋 @lexyafavorite.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
We so fucking sexy 😍
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentines day for men is hoping we do something cute enough so she show out in the bedroom Valentine’s Day for women is to see if you still love them
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
All urinals need to have automatic flush. I’m not about to touch that handle with all that dick juice on it
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Bruh we fucking robbed em 😭😭 I can’t wait to watch him and Bron hoop man
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I put 3 pieces of chocolate fudge in my Greek yogurt. They need to make this as a flavor 🤤
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Good as fuck, it’s slapping 😂. I’m making another
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m down bad. I didn’t go grocery shopping before this random GA snow… I had to make a damn hotdog tortilla ranch pizza. Send help
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Well my friend travels for work and he swears by this site called “Sandals”. He also recently booked his honeymoon on it in Negrils Jamaica which is one of the nicest beaches you can go to. Not sure about pricing. But maybe it can help you with some ideas? Sorry if it doesn’t help.
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Colombia, there’s different areas depending on what you’re interested in. Air BnBs are cheap the most costly thing will be the flight.
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s actually happening… Twitter is getting canceled. Time for yall to be active again #blacksky
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My son likes sleeping on a pair of buttcheeks just like me 😭🍑
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