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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴

@jonathannoh.bsky.social
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The only 3 things you need to know about me…. 1) I love food 2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them 3) Painfully sarcastic

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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Me afterwards counting up how many times she …
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe. Did you even work out???😫
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩 My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Dumb , dumb and dumber @lexyafavorite.bsky.social 😘
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂‍↕️
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait. Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Dollar tree got apple pay before Walmart …
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Things I think but never say to her… If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Styled by @lexyafavorite.bsky.social
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
That SAILOR album is incredible….incredible!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie.
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sinners a lil overrated… it was alright 7/10
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭 Go to hell
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
How tf gas go from 2.69 to 2.99 in a few days??
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Lakers in 7 goddamnit !!!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Me and @lexyafavorite.bsky.social chilling’
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Commercials be like: Side effects may include diarrhea, constipation, fainting, depression, cancer and thoughts of suicide may occur
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Lex 💋 @lexyafavorite.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
We so fucking sexy 😍
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentines day for men is hoping we do something cute enough so she show out in the bedroom Valentine’s Day for women is to see if you still love them
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
All urinals need to have automatic flush. I’m not about to touch that handle with all that dick juice on it
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I put 3 pieces of chocolate fudge in my Greek yogurt. They need to make this as a flavor 🤤
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m down bad. I didn’t go grocery shopping before this random GA snow… I had to make a damn hotdog tortilla ranch pizza. Send help
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s actually happening… Twitter is getting canceled. Time for yall to be active again #blacksky
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My son likes sleeping on a pair of buttcheeks just like me 😭🍑
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’d still fuck up a few microwaved honey buns…
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If yall still don’t got an air fryer in 2025 you need to go get one. I’ve been using em for years and still put people on. Game changer!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
What I ate today Breakfast: I ate protein waffles,turkey sausage, eggs Lunch: I ate high protein pizza Dinner: I ate coochie
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
One of my few triggers is when someone is wrong and you know 1000%, without a fucking doubt they are wrong and they refuse to believe you and/or listen.
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A lady was walking past my house and stopped me as I was getting into my car in my own driveway to ask me for some change. I’m sorry but does the nigga walking your 200 lb pitbull standing next to you not have a job? I gave her $10 lol
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Lil Baby album decent… few bangers lowkey
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Facts!! You also can’t talk about something you haven’t even processed yet
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Them glute workouts really be hitting your ass cheeks bruh I feel like I got a BBL, never again!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Haribo are the worst gummies, they hard as fuck!
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A 40 year old self pro complained home wrecker is nasty work get your life together, pops
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Lex 💋 @lexyafavorite.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It’s weird when people are pressed about the dick you get. If y’all really need to know, yes, the dick is phenomenal. Yes, he makes sure I cum from head first and then cum from penetration first before he cums. The end.
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I don’t follow the rules sometimes I text my gf while she’s sleeping. She will wake up to 3 different topics to respond to 🤣
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Just put @lexyafavorite.bsky.social thru the headboard. Ask her I’m lying🤷🏽‍♂️
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Balloon-knot enthusiast 🇭🇹🇭🇹 @yafavzoe.blacksky.app · 03/01/2025
I swallow the squirt and spit it out like Triple H
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
These women are high standard! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that but I do think they should at least stop pushing it as a requirement to be a “real man” 🤣
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