Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe. Did you even work out???😫 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩 My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Dumb , dumb and dumber @lexyafavorite.bsky.social 😘 021
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭 010
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂↕️ 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2025There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait. Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 29/06/2025There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢 010
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/06/2025EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭 110
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Things I think but never say to her… If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie. 010
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭 Go to hell 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 30/04/2025How tf gas go from 2.69 to 2.99 in a few days?? 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Commercials be like: Side effects may include diarrhea, constipation, fainting, depression, cancer and thoughts of suicide may occur 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Valentines day for men is hoping we do something cute enough so she show out in the bedroom Valentine’s Day for women is to see if you still love them 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 08/02/2025All urinals need to have automatic flush. I’m not about to touch that handle with all that dick juice on it 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I put 3 pieces of chocolate fudge in my Greek yogurt. They need to make this as a flavor 🤤 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I’m down bad. I didn’t go grocery shopping before this random GA snow… I had to make a damn hotdog tortilla ranch pizza. Send help 130
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It’s actually happening… Twitter is getting canceled. Time for yall to be active again #blacksky 010
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 18/01/2025My son likes sleeping on a pair of buttcheeks just like me 😭🍑 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025If yall still don’t got an air fryer in 2025 you need to go get one. I’ve been using em for years and still put people on. Game changer! 001
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 12/01/2025What I ate today Breakfast: I ate protein waffles,turkey sausage, eggs Lunch: I ate high protein pizza Dinner: I ate coochie 110
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 11/01/2025One of my few triggers is when someone is wrong and you know 1000%, without a fucking doubt they are wrong and they refuse to believe you and/or listen. 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 09/01/2025A lady was walking past my house and stopped me as I was getting into my car in my own driveway to ask me for some change. I’m sorry but does the nigga walking your 200 lb pitbull standing next to you not have a job? I gave her $10 lol 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Facts!! You also can’t talk about something you haven’t even processed yet 001
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Them glute workouts really be hitting your ass cheeks bruh I feel like I got a BBL, never again! 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Haribo are the worst gummies, they hard as fuck! 231
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025A 40 year old self pro complained home wrecker is nasty work get your life together, popsmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a plaid shirt and hat is laughingALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and hat is laughing 010
Reposted by Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴Lex 💋 @lexyafavorite.bsky.social · 03/01/2025It’s weird when people are pressed about the dick you get. If y’all really need to know, yes, the dick is phenomenal. Yes, he makes sure I cum from head first and then cum from penetration first before he cums. The end. 021
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I don’t follow the rules sometimes I text my gf while she’s sleeping. She will wake up to 3 different topics to respond to 🤣 000
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Just put @lexyafavorite.bsky.social thru the headboard. Ask her I’m lying🤷🏽♂️ 111
Reposted by Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴Balloon-knot enthusiast 🇭🇹🇭🇹 @yafavzoe.blacksky.app · 03/01/2025I swallow the squirt and spit it out like Triple Hmedia.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face with his mouth openALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face with his mouth open 444
Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴 @jonathannoh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025These women are high standard! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that but I do think they should at least stop pushing it as a requirement to be a “real man” 🤣 011