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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was going to suggest these. And they are being republished in gorgeous (if pricey) new editions.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Culvers sells an anthropomorphic plush fried cheese curd. Just an fyi.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This reminds me of the time in my early teens that a female friend told me about leg waxing and I flatly refused to believe it. An obvious falsehood. Who would ever?
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a US expat in the UK, I particularly like that gasoline is sold in litres and distance on motorway signs is given in miles. Rods to the hogshead indeed.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youtu.be
The Freshman Komodo Dragon
YouTube video by ThirtyFourPercent
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Macclesfield used to have a pub called the Old Ship Inn. On one side, the sign had a 3 mast ye olde ship and on the other the Enterprise orbiting a planet.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Suddenly! An even bigger hammer…
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
River needs more turds.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just got word: it looks like he isn't going to make it through the day. The time is *now*. Please. They've been the light of his life.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lemmy, why you gotta be so mean?
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RIP Ronnie
Picture of a long haired tortoiseshell cat lounging on a stone patio. 
Picture of the same cat sitting amongst garden plants by the back fence.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Some more of my boids for your eyes www.chloecumming.com/birds
Two killdeers. Stacked Very warm ink drawing of tawny owl Green ibis, loose ink drawing Moluccan masked owl, oil pastel scratchy drawing with translucent greens
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gymkata only with gun pogo.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Had no idea how much I’d love Lucy’s outtakes.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Interesting. I run into this all the time in the UK but never considered it light be accent related. I chalked it up to a radically different (i.e. nearly nonexistent) customer service culture.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Obligatory:
Diagram of a moray eel showing the pharyngeal jaw in the retracted position. There are also a series of posts reading:
 
“When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that’s a moray. 

“When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a moray. 

“When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that’s a moray. 

“When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.“
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Such a great book.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I keep thinking about this and just getting more and more upset. lol. This was the first Bond I saw at the theatre. I was 12 and had braces of my own. There were braces.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What the fuck. Why are they doing time travel for this stuff instead of using whichever Drumpf grandparent to beat baby Hitler?
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Put the hoverbin back on the hoverbarn.
Picture of a potato sorting shed that looks like a dilapidated barn made of corrugated metal hovering over a field. The sky is gray-blue, the grass is green and the hover barn is rust brown.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A lot of fun. Somehow manages to be both ridiculous and grounded.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Rutger Hauer ads are a lot but fun. My fave: youtu.be/3lbr1DQYgkc?...
youtu.be
Guinness - Rutger Hauer Too Serious - TV Advert / Commercial (1991) VHS Rip/Capture
YouTube video by Overheat Videotape Archives
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Congratulations!
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Amongst my books are such volumes as…
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love that for the reissues he redid the covers. Same style/ lighting etc. He's just older.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The 7-Up Uncle Sam pyramid
A pyramid of 50 7-Up cans from 1976. One collectible can for each US state. On the back of each can is a fragment of an image. When ordered correctly as here, the entire image is revealed to be Uncle Sam. This was done for the bicentennial in 1976.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Otoh, I also only get about 2-3 mosquito bites a year now vs desanguination in Wisconsin.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One of the things I really miss living in Cheshire and having grown up in Wisconsin. Maybe 2-3 strikes a year vs dozens in a single big storm.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pinholes in the plastic bags to let the air out vastly increases the number of bags that will fit. And a cheap jacket with large pockets is neither a carry on nor a personal item yet contains multitudes.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This was the story of Madison in the 70s and 80s as well. Part-time minimum wage work could take care of keeping you alive and you had plenty of time left over to do your weird art. I miss it.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hilariously, BlueSky has suspended my chat access when I think the only chat I have ever sent is the word “Yes” to a friend’s account.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sign in pub reading “POLITE NOTICE: WHEN LEAVING THE PREMISES, PLEASE REMIND OUR NEIGHBOURS THAT DRUNK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOUDLY LEAVING THIS ESTABLISHMENT LONG BEFORE THEY DECIDED TO BUY HOUSES NEXT DOOR TO IT”
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
FYI you’ve tagged the wrong Jonathan Cook. You want @jonathan-cook.bsky.social.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Going to hang this in conversation with my wefail print of monsieur smith wefail.art/products/mes...
wefail.art
Portrait of Mark E. Smith.
Portrait of Mark E. Smith. A3 giclée print measuring 297mm × 420mm printed with dye based inks on textured 210gsm Hahnemühle Albrecht Durer paper.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
lol
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
FYI the Jonathan Cook you want is @jonathan-cook.bsky.social .
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
White balsamic vinegar
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's much harder to get a trademark in a term that is descriptive.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There's something "Judith Beheading Holofernes" about this.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Mesmero?
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This post convinced me to try it and it arrived doa. Apparently they are having quality control problems. The replacement arrives today. Here’s hoping!
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fyi i get a 404 qith your link but this works: www.pennpress.org/978081222484...
pennpress.org
The Art of Allusion – Penn Press
At the end of the fourteenth and into the first half of the fifteenth century Geoffrey Chaucer, John Gower, and John Lydgate translated and revised stories w...
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They finally made a green-eyed monster.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
There should really be a picture of the Norske Nook for this one.
Picture of the facade of the “Norske Nook Bakery & Restaurant” in Osseo, Wisconsin.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And yes, on 8-track
Saturday Night Fever original soundtrack on 8-track!
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Actually that might. Thinking about it, most of my trouble has come from old but expensive apps that I use and didn’t want to pay to replace. There is some weirdness with localisation since I go back and forth a lot.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I had this same issue in reverse and eventually decided to run 2 IDs in parallel. DO NOT DO THIS! It has been a huge pain.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Dropped a wine glass and reflexively tried to catch it. It shattered against the counter and I was sliced deep on the wrist. Frantic trip to ER and stitches.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The absolute worst sort of fan “service”.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There was a bagel shop in Noe Valley, SF that offered bacon flavoured bagels. That always weirded me out.
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