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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You may enjoy a visit to Kodachrome Basin State Park in Utah to see their petrified geysers.
Sometimes a petrified geyser is only a petrified geyser. Photo of an extremely phallic petrified geyser rising prominently againsta  blue sky background over snow covered ground dotted with trees and shrubs at Kodachrome Basin State Park in Utah. Photo credited to the Center for Land Use Interpretation and found here: https://clui.org/newsletter/spring-2010/kodachrome-park
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RIP Ronnie
Picture of a long haired tortoiseshell cat lounging on a stone patio. 
Picture of the same cat sitting amongst garden plants by the back fence.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Obligatory:
Diagram of a moray eel showing the pharyngeal jaw in the retracted position. There are also a series of posts reading:
 
“When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that’s a moray. 

“When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a moray. 

“When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that’s a moray. 

“When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.“
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Put the hoverbin back on the hoverbarn.
Picture of a potato sorting shed that looks like a dilapidated barn made of corrugated metal hovering over a field. The sky is gray-blue, the grass is green and the hover barn is rust brown.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The 7-Up Uncle Sam pyramid
A pyramid of 50 7-Up cans from 1976. One collectible can for each US state. On the back of each can is a fragment of an image. When ordered correctly as here, the entire image is revealed to be Uncle Sam. This was done for the bicentennial in 1976.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sign in pub reading “POLITE NOTICE: WHEN LEAVING THE PREMISES, PLEASE REMIND OUR NEIGHBOURS THAT DRUNK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOUDLY LEAVING THIS ESTABLISHMENT LONG BEFORE THEY DECIDED TO BUY HOUSES NEXT DOOR TO IT”
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
There should really be a picture of the Norske Nook for this one.
Picture of the facade of the “Norske Nook Bakery & Restaurant” in Osseo, Wisconsin.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And yes, on 8-track
Saturday Night Fever original soundtrack on 8-track!
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ms Marvel
Ma Marvel standing on a rooftop.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Astonishing example of the bookbinder's art: a copy of Moby Dick bound in white leather with gold embossed lettering. The whale's eye is an actual glass eye bulging from the cover and held in place by a slit patch of leather. It stares at the reader relentlessly. The cover around the eye is creased to give the suggestion of the whale's head. Unnerving. And delightful.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Reminds me of my favourite selfie: Ross Franquemont piloting the U-2 at 70,000 feet.
Selfie of Ross Franquemont piloting a U-2 Dragon Lady at about 70,000 feet. He is wearing an orange pressure suit and a helmet with a large visor in which the aurora borealis (mostly green) is reflected. The aurora is also visible to either side through the cockpit windows.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Cinnamon rolls freshly turned out of the pan on to a Christmas-y decorative plate.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Strong Chessie vibes here.
Etching of a sleeping kitten tucked in a bed. “Chessie” the symbol for the. Chesapeake and Ohio railway and later Chessie Systems.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Sorry for the whataboutism but whatabout
Classic NY Post headline “HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR”
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
They're on their way!
Father and son trick-or-skeeting. Dad is dressed as a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey and the little boy is a pack of Marlboro reds.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Reggie! (Yes Reggie and Ronnie were named for the infamous Kray brothers.)
Reggie the cat, brother of Ronnie. A very good boy.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Ronnie!
Ronnie the long haired tortie cat.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
“Goosh! Goosh for all you’re worth!”
Cover for issue 26 of The Badger (1987) showing the Badger carrying a little girl and running away from a tsunami of cockroaches pouring out of a building.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Cover photo for Prince single “Breakfast Can Wait” featuring Dave Chapelle dressed as Purple Rain era Prince holding a plate of pancakes.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If it was good enough for Joni . . .
Framed B&W photograph of Joni Mitchell ice skating on Lake Mendota. The gatefold image from her album Hejira. Photograph by Joel Bernstein, 1976.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cat.
One of my cats, Ronnie, a dark tortie British longhair staring out the window.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Grain silos at the Lacrosse Wisconsin Old Style brewery known as the World’s Largest Six-pack
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Reminds me of
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Although this photo is horrible, I’m happy to report that, thanks to Charles, I have 2 very nice Anna May Wong quarters for you. Just need to get your address and when I’m back home next week can mail them on to you.
An Anna May Wong quarter!
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
The only good driverless car
A Waymo driverless car with a cute dog hanging out the window.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying “I just think they’re neat.”
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
A bald eagle stuck in a car’s bumper. It looks towards the camera.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Nobody posted Zardog! So I must.
Zardog. A small dog in the mankini worn by Sean Connery in Zardoz.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Pumpkin pie with a toy car on top kicking up a whipped cream "smoke" tail
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