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Jonathan Brandt

@jonathanbrandt.bsky.social
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I’m happily married. My home is Kearney, Nebraska. Parenting, Politics, law, college football, Zelda, Weezer, neutral milk hotel, lawyer, Builders Bars Vanilla Almond, Diet Coke. iPad Wrangler, Thespian Dad, Concerts, and Trivia. Enjoy every sandwich.

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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The next time without College Football will be an election year.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
College Football is BACK
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Imagine having your entire personality impacted by the Cracker Barrel logo.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
We did this already, right?
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
He gives off big “Aunt Gladys” vibes.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is unamerican.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...
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We Made a Kids Show For Adults
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
“OUR history”
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Mike Flood is a savvy politician who knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
What’s the German word for buying a ton of groceries and then ordering pizza?
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If we can’t get Universal Health Care, could we at least get government to provide a service of coordination of care between providers, insurers, and insureds? Like a central administration of health?
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Can we call it the “Epstein List Ballroom”? Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill? Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor? Fur the lulz?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Your world will get bigger and brighter. THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. (FUN FACT: It’s one of my favorite movies EVER.) Watch now on Digital. @mikeflanaganfilm.com @stephenking.bsky.social @neon-rated.bsky.social
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Robot pretzel maker?
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Hey @microsoft.com As for me and my house, we NEVER want to save to one drive. Your insistence on it is oppressive.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I smell a new Coldplay song!
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Surprised the Sphere in Vegas hasn’t figured out you could just play any music in there with awesome visuals and fill it up. Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
RIP boys Yoga Ball. #TenYears
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Not a good sign for the President, imho.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I awoke to the idea of a Bloody Mary Popsicle.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Imagine taking Oasis lyrics seriously. Hilarious.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m surprised people don’t bet on the weather.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I live in a world where an AI band has 700k followers on Spotify and I’m not entirely sure if it’s just other AI bots enjoying the vibes.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Thankful for a perfectly chilled Diet Coke in July. Disneyland perfect.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Starting a Month on a Tuesday should be a crime.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
You knew he was a snake when you let him in.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It’s Eugenics. The whole thing. Scrooge and his “surplus population” policy.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Booking flights: it would be cheaper to buy a seat for my bag, than to check the bag. I am less expensive cargo.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Back to school ads? Already? What?
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
“Life of Chuck” was phenomenal.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
500 days
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I regret to inform you that the teenage swim instructor is struggling with the 2nd graders one minute into class, already, and again, on the 4th day. The parental urge on both fronts to help and discipline the youth is strong. Yet I refrain.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I check this thing in my pocket To see if World War Three Has started *Repeat*
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Our elected king is mad and is going to get a lot of people killed.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
He should stand on an aircraft carrier and declare victory. Maybe a banner could be unfurled that reads “Mission Accomplished” or something.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m old enough to remember the Iraq war. This drum sound is very familiar to me.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Tip: I’m a casual home food preparer. I bought some professional deli containers and they are a complete game changer for prep and all sorts of things.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Suwanee is amazing and a Kearney treasure.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“ChatGPT says we should win the Motion, your honor”
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I think a good metric for how good your government is functioning is how little it resembles Isis.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Trump’s “Couple of weeks” is equivalent to a pilot’s “20-30 mins”
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Adobe feels like a necessary evil. Like some relic of a plug-in from 2003 that no one has figured out how to work around.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Don’t put your TV stars where your wartime Presidents need to be.
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Pennsylvania's implied consent law for blood draws on DUI arrests is facially unconstitutional under Birchfield/McNeely, divided Pennsylvania SCT rules per Wecht, J. storage.courtlistener.com/pdf/2025/06/...
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This reminds me of the video of that Crazytown concert. Sad. We will recover from this.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Is speeding insurrection now? Because it violates the laws of the crown?
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A functional “entertain-ocracy” is fascism.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It’s becoming increasingly obvious that the confederates only want to respect laws that benefit the confederacy. Using our military in any capacity besides suppression of armed rebellion or defense of interests in global conflict is unconstitutional, and as un-American as broccoli pie.
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Jonathan Brandt @jonathanbrandt.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Hang it in the Louvre
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