JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 18/08/2026guys can't we just stick to following the postcodes it was never That big of a mess, please making me clean this up is inhuman 010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 18/08/2026Paperwork should be classified as crime against humanity 011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 21/07/2026Sex is not a real thing that happens, be serious now 011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 16/07/2026Currently contempating if I could manage to sew a shirt entirely on company time To design, measure, cut and assemble it in my car during down time With how little work there is to do this time of year and how confident I am in my sewing, i think its absolutely technically 'possible' 030 3
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 16/07/2026hormones be fucky, but it sounds like one of those 3am moments of 'I'm gonna solve all my problems and get my life together Right Now' excerpt its 'needing to acquire, raise and cherish a child Right Now' 020 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 16/07/2026Tho she is widely available, if you have the kr to handle her kg #Norwegian-currency-is-the-only-currency 000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 13/07/2026I travel sensibly, carrying only the essentials. A small tin with basic sewing supplies, A smaller tin with my most used jewellery, And an even smaller tin for my cyanide pill(in case of capture) 100 1
Reposted by JonathanBeakVanea @steelblood.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 11/07/2026I say emergencies are banned and I end up having to follow another fucking person to the urgent care. Stop having fucking emergencies, it's summer, this is the time to fucking rest. 001 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 10/07/2026I cannot be killed. Im an unpopular king and my reign is everlasting 011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 10/07/2026The small fence is open, but he dosen't go far bc he likes hanging out 010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 08/07/2026sure man, you beat Kingdom Come, you got this 001 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 08/07/2026400% of straight men overestimate their capabilities a real fight 202 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 08/07/2026Watching my friends bunny for a couple weeks and one of my tasks is literally to pet him alot, bc he sheds avalanches 000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 05/07/2026About to leave the viking reenactment event, but we got a flat tire. So we're stuck in the past, revving up the time machine trying to go home. Luckly there is another violator of the Prime Directive[car mechanic] present who can help us fix it 013 3
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 03/07/2026Im rowing the same boat friend. i have one half finished project available. and i need more fabtic to finish it, but all my other fabric was packed down to cushion all my breakables during the move 100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/07/2026I'll be the first to defend the right of kids and teens to be a little stupid or cringe, but holy shit some of then need to learn how to not be assholes 110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/07/2026Disadvantage of looking like a teenager: Actual teens try to bully me 100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 30/06/2026People standing too still. At work today i delivered packages to peoples front door and did not notice that there was a person hanging out on the porch. i walked straight past them and put it down. i could've just handed them the package. I felt so awkward and rude! This has happened [...]wafrn.is.sillyand.gaySee complete post at wafrn.is.sillyand.gaywafrn.is.sillyand.gay is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun! 110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 30/06/2026I am not very aware of my surroundings 100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 25/06/2026I'm just that dedicated to playing the character Get on my level💅 001 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 23/06/2026Im used to strangers asking me for directions while im on the clock and delivering mail, makes sence, its safe to assume the mailman knows their way around. but its a little funny when i get asked about directions by buss when im in uniform but on my way home from work, bc its happene[...]wafrn.is.sillyand.gaySee complete post at wafrn.is.sillyand.gaywafrn.is.sillyand.gay is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun! 010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 02/06/2026im scared to support you in this want bc you would be a Menace 120 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/06/2026Was sketching late into the night yesterday and Im particularly proud of the rendering of the metal up the arm:} 111 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 31/05/2026at some point i will just end up as unofficial roommate with how much i hang with you and the rest of the peeps 110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 17/05/2026i wont be serving this concoction but im impressed at what ive made in the effort to try and salvage this shit It Looks Like a Dough or some kind of wet butter 000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 17/05/2026omg how did i fuck up this cream so bad putting together the topping cream for this cake is supposed to be the simplest fuckng step Idk the arcane mysteries of baking, but today ive broken my custard and it has broken me in turn 100 1
Reposted by JonathanBeakKit 🪽 @violence.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 17/05/2026have some shit I said a few days ago (or yesterday) me: "today feels like an 'enough caffiene to kill a horse' day" "please don't kill yourself?" "i'm not killing myself! i'm killing the horse" 112 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 24/04/2026Peak sewing moment when i don't have a long enough ruler so i draw pattern lines against my sword 262 6
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 23/04/2026i am very small i have not eaten much and i am quite intoxicated after one(1) singular cider 000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 15/04/2026the real trouble with having a hellish day at work yesterday that i handled like a champ😐👍 is that having a normal work load today is mind numbingly boring had a very stimulating and rewarding challenge yesterday, but now im having to kick myself to get to doing work... see complete postwaf.moeSee complete post at waf.moewaf.moe is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun! 000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 07/04/2026allow me to back up this notion with hard evidence 110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 25/03/2026i love carrying crates that are heavy enough that my steps sink noticably deeper into the soft dirt road feels like i have to finish the delivery before im swallowed by the earth 010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 15/03/2026i should be asleep instead im on the kitchen floor revisiting some bangers good good nostalgia 021 2
Reposted by JonathanBeakPlural Nidaros @plural.no · 11/03/2026Dette er kanskje en av de tingene som jeg som sitter her med søvnmangel og shitposter her kanskje hører oftest fra folk som ikke er plural som prøver å være morsom. Er mye morsommere når det kommer fra oss mener jeg. 012 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 10/03/2026Shifty things are happening (Im sewing a Shift) 121 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 09/03/2026Guys i lost my stapler have any of you seen it? Looks something like thisbut light blue 010 1
Reposted by JonathanBeaktomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know. 7495834074 9.6K
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 02/03/2026I don't have a picture of my skeleton:( 010 1