Sign in

iiinova is part of the Atmosphere — an open, public network where you own your identity.

JonathanBeak

@jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay
13 followers 29 following 55 posts

The next cabinet you open will have 40 bees in it, But if you're chill about it one of them might grant you a bee wish, a really small one tho, bc bees are iddie bitty she/h[...] View full profile at wafrn.is.sillyand.gay/blog/Jonathan…

PostsRepliesMedia
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 18/08/2026
guys can't we just stick to following the postcodes it was never That big of a mess, please making me clean this up is inhuman
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 18/08/2026
spreadsheet is where evil is born
011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 18/08/2026
Paperwork should be classified as crime against humanity
011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 18/08/2026
I became important at work
two comic panels of a simplified featureless person. in the first panel, the person is leaning forward with their head down. in the second panel we see they are crying intensely, grit teeth, lots of tears
100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 12/08/2026
Don't ever buy a car
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 23/07/2026
Accomplishments to aspire to
000 0
Reposted by JonathanBeak
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
1384592814 8.5K
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 21/07/2026
Sex is not a real thing that happens, be serious now
A screenshot of the character Branch from the first Trolls movie. He is facing towards the viewer, looking angry and impatient.
011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 21/07/2026
Making mountains out of mole hills
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 16/07/2026
Currently contempating if I could manage to sew a shirt entirely on company time To design, measure, cut and assemble it in my car during down time With how little work there is to do this time of year and how confident I am in my sewing, i think its absolutely technically 'possible'
030 3
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 16/07/2026
hormones be fucky, but it sounds like one of those 3am moments of 'I'm gonna solve all my problems and get my life together Right Now' excerpt its 'needing to acquire, raise and cherish a child Right Now'
020 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 16/07/2026
Tho she is widely available, if you have the kr to handle her kg #Norwegian-currency-is-the-only-currency
000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 13/07/2026
Ladybug on my car
A red ladybug sitting on a red car
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 13/07/2026
I travel sensibly, carrying only the essentials. A small tin with basic sewing supplies, A smaller tin with my most used jewellery, And an even smaller tin for my cyanide pill(in case of capture)
100 1
Reposted by JonathanBeak
Vanea @steelblood.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 11/07/2026
I say emergencies are banned and I end up having to follow another fucking person to the urgent care. Stop having fucking emergencies, it's summer, this is the time to fucking rest.
001 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 10/07/2026
I cannot be killed. Im an unpopular king and my reign is everlasting
011 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 10/07/2026
The small fence is open, but he dosen't go far bc he likes hanging out
A fluffy white bunny with black spots in his fur. He is sitting on a  wooden patio and facing away from the lush green lawn behind him. The patio is partly surrounded by thin green metal fencing, part of the fence is openThe bunny is laying down on the patio. His butt is leaning agaist the open edge of the fence and is hanging slightly over the edge of the patio, over a short 10 cm drop down to the lawn
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 08/07/2026
sure man, you beat Kingdom Come, you got this
001 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 08/07/2026
400% of straight men overestimate their capabilities a real fight
202 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 08/07/2026
Watching my friends bunny for a couple weeks and one of my tasks is literally to pet him alot, bc he sheds avalanches
A picture of a large fluffy white bunny with black spots. The bunny is sitting on a washed out red and blue carpet, and behind him is a clothes rack with red and purple towels. the bunny is facing to the right and his ears are angled in an 'L' shapeThe same bunny is laying down in the middle of the floor. he is laying on a washed out red and blue carpet. the bunny is framed by two table legs. he is facing directly to the right.
000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 05/07/2026
About to leave the viking reenactment event, but we got a flat tire. So we're stuck in the past, revving up the time machine trying to go home. Luckly there is another violator of the Prime Directive[car mechanic] present who can help us fix it
013 3
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 03/07/2026
Im rowing the same boat friend. i have one half finished project available. and i need more fabtic to finish it, but all my other fabric was packed down to cushion all my breakables during the move
100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/07/2026
Absolute sweety pie
A photo of a small dog curled up on a couch on a thick blanket and surrounded by pillows.
020 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/07/2026
I'll be the first to defend the right of kids and teens to be a little stupid or cringe, but holy shit some of then need to learn how to not be assholes
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/07/2026
Disadvantage of looking like a teenager: Actual teens try to bully me
100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/07/2026
Alot can happen in a week🫲😐🫱🫱
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 30/06/2026
People standing too still. At work today i delivered packages to peoples front door and did not notice that there was a person hanging out on the porch. i walked straight past them and put it down. i could've just handed them the package. I felt so awkward and rude! This has happened [...]
wafrn.is.sillyand.gay
See complete post at wafrn.is.sillyand.gay
wafrn.is.sillyand.gay is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun!
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 30/06/2026
I am not very aware of my surroundings
100 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 25/06/2026
I'm just that dedicated to playing the character Get on my level💅
001 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 23/06/2026
Im used to strangers asking me for directions while im on the clock and delivering mail, makes sence, its safe to assume the mailman knows their way around. but its a little funny when i get asked about directions by buss when im in uniform but on my way home from work, bc its happene[...]
wafrn.is.sillyand.gay
See complete post at wafrn.is.sillyand.gay
wafrn.is.sillyand.gay is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun!
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 22/06/2026
#Plan-Phlan-Flan-#Close-enough
a screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search for "Flan". The wikipedia summary reads: [Flan. A flan, in British cuisine, is an egg-based dish with an open, rimmed pastry or sponge base containing a sweet or savoury filling. Examples are bacon and egg flan and custard tart....]
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 04/06/2026
Im accepting this as fact👍
000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 02/06/2026
im scared to support you in this want bc you would be a Menace
120 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 01/06/2026
Was sketching late into the night yesterday and Im particularly proud of the rendering of the metal up the arm:}
a cropped screenshot of digital drawing of a woman in armour against a white background. The drawing has a cartoony style. The woman is standing straight, one hand is down with a cleched fist, the other hand is holding onto a tall stick. She is wearing red metal armour on her arms and legs and a yellow knee-length surcoat covers her torso. She has a long broadsword hanging from the belt around her waist. Behind her there is a woman in a green dress and another figure in a gilded green robe, the cropped image dosen't show either of their faces
111 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 31/05/2026
at some point i will just end up as unofficial roommate with how much i hang with you and the rest of the peeps
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 17/05/2026
i wont be serving this concoction but im impressed at what ive made in the effort to try and salvage this shit It Looks Like a Dough or some kind of wet butter
000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 17/05/2026
omg how did i fuck up this cream so bad putting together the topping cream for this cake is supposed to be the simplest fuckng step Idk the arcane mysteries of baking, but today ive broken my custard and it has broken me in turn
100 1
Reposted by JonathanBeak
Kit 🪽 @violence.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 17/05/2026
have some shit I said a few days ago (or yesterday) me: "today feels like an 'enough caffiene to kill a horse' day" "please don't kill yourself?" "i'm not killing myself! i'm killing the horse"
112 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 24/04/2026
Peak sewing moment when i don't have a long enough ruler so i draw pattern lines against my sword
a blunt steal sword laying on white fabric and a hand tracing a line with chalk along the blade of the sword
262 6
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 23/04/2026
i am very small i have not eaten much and i am quite intoxicated after one(1) singular cider
000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 15/04/2026
the real trouble with having a hellish day at work yesterday that i handled like a champ😐👍 is that having a normal work load today is mind numbingly boring had a very stimulating and rewarding challenge yesterday, but now im having to kick myself to get to doing work... see complete post
waf.moe
See complete post at waf.moe
waf.moe is a Wafrn server. Wafrn is a federated social media inspired by Tumblr, join us and have fun!
000 0
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 09/04/2026
Barnacles
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 07/04/2026
allow me to back up this notion with hard evidence
a young white woman with long blond hair wearing a long, loose sleevless yellow vest. she is posing cheerfully with a long two-handed sword a screenshot of a discord chat. showing two pictures of a young white woman in a red flanel shirt posing with a medieval arming sword and a prop dagger. the messege under the picture says "Im so exited about my blades". Then a messege from someone who's username is blurred out, that says "Lesbian version of holding fish"
110 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 25/03/2026
i love carrying crates that are heavy enough that my steps sink noticably deeper into the soft dirt road feels like i have to finish the delivery before im swallowed by the earth
010 1
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 15/03/2026
i should be asleep instead im on the kitchen floor revisiting some bangers good good nostalgia
A screenshot of a youtube watch history, featuring clips and music videos from Ever after high, Barbie island princess, my little pony and Equestria girls
021 2
Reposted by JonathanBeak
Plural Nidaros @plural.no · 11/03/2026
Dette er kanskje en av de tingene som jeg som sitter her med søvnmangel og shitposter her kanskje hører oftest fra folk som ikke er plural som prøver å være morsom. Er mye morsommere når det kommer fra oss mener jeg.
012 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 10/03/2026
Shifty things are happening (Im sewing a Shift)
a long and wide piece of thin white fabric layed out on the floor
121 2
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 09/03/2026
Guys i lost my stapler have any of you seen it? Looks something like thisbut light blue
A grey stapler
010 1
Reposted by JonathanBeak
tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
7495834074 9.6K
JonathanBeak @jonathanbeak.bsky.is.sillyand.gay · 02/03/2026
I don't have a picture of my skeleton:(
010 1