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Jonah Techalua

@jonahtechalua.bsky.social
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Sorry miss, I must be allergic to your farts.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone hear the burn pj fleck during fox broadcast? “We got to get him some better days”
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Baby Billy Freeman Blows a Kiss
ALT: Baby Billy Freeman Blows a Kiss
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Bob’s Burgers? Not a real list.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vrabel having to use the headset to keep his ears from popping out is objectively hilarious.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Are you prepared for a world in which Brian Kelly takes the FSU job and shows up to the first press conference talking like John Redcorn?
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tried to explain to my kids that Alanis Morissette was the original Olivia Rodrigo, and that the songs were about Uncle Joey from Full House. It did not land.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Grandmas Boy Grandma'S Boy
ALT: Grandmas Boy Grandma'S Boy
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does Dan know there's a book that references sodomy, bestiality, and cutting babies in half that the Legislature just said was OK to teach?
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My man looks like an ass pimple.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Explained to my 10 yr old that Alanis Morisette was the original Olivia Rodrigo and the song You Oughta Know is about Uncke Joey from Full House. Mind blown.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Williams needs to get more touches and that's one way to do it. Joyner was really hyped up before being injured, but Dickey was a bit of a workhorse last season who is going to be hard to keep off the field. It's a good problem to have.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Will Hammond a much better 'fit' for Leftwich's system than Morton, but he's no proven commodity. Defense likely to regress, can't lost those pass rushers and not have some fall off. If the staff doesn't prioritize getting J'koby Williams touches they should be fired.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why can't we have a FA Cup style CFB tournament in the spring? Would be electric.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Contrarian sky.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gronk.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MY man looks like organs covered in rice paper
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Need to serve a notice to vacate on a mexican restaurant, but it has 4.5 stars so going to have lunch first.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
no bar, only stool
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nosferatu thinks my man is ugly
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If only Lin Manuel would have taken this approach with Hamilton.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Once had a less than stellar night at the Fairmont in Dallas and woke up immediately and told my wife "I'm calling the Omni"
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bro is way too excited about completing a pass to be doing it for a living.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
JD really want to start scrutinizing fake jobs.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Daisy (chug) and Sandy are flattered.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trying to sell the public on $3.47 gas being a win for consumers seems like a self-inflicted wound
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Subjecting us to Lalas after what we just witnessed is a war crime.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Brek Shea
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kasey Keller
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is why they don’t let me in that many conservative dad group chats.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Schrodinger's song
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Normal school fare in Texas
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is the Belgian manager a vampire? Dude is not handling the sun well.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Looks like Bobby Hill got into stereoids
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
All the green cars.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Is Dan implying people can misinterpret the bible for evil? Strange confession.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Rolling to the bar tonight in my blue gradient 17 Altidore jersey like a boss.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Would be a shame if someone photo-shopped a couple penises in here.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Active shooter in Midland and not one good samaritan with a gun took them down.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
80-20 pretty accurate, but highly underselling the average Texan's willingness to shoot themselves in the dick.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They're certainly trying to with youth travel football, but a big reason football can't do that is because it's so dependent on athletic ability. No one is picking up soccer at 17+ and making it as a pro. So lack of training/coaching when younger doesn't impact development as much.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Never deleting this app. "More access to sprots is anti-poor."
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Shot, Chaser.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This would be a great opportunity to educte generally conservative voting Tech fans about anti-recidivism policies and their impact on society at large. But "he broke the law" persists. There's some irony here.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Such a High IQ play.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Talarico was in Midland...in February lol
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We've officially lost the plot, what a shitshow of governance.
I am not going to subject you to this.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wants to go back to the 80s, the last time he saw it.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Only thing this guy is losing faster than his hair is his internet search history.
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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Eat it Tennessee
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