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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyone hear the burn pj fleck during fox broadcast? “We got to get him some better days”

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Vrabel having to use the headset to keep his ears from popping out is objectively hilarious.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Are you prepared for a world in which Brian Kelly takes the FSU job and shows up to the first press conference talking like John Redcorn?

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Explained to my 10 yr old that Alanis Morisette was the original Olivia Rodrigo and the song You Oughta Know is about Uncke Joey from Full House. Mind blown.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Need to serve a notice to vacate on a mexican restaurant, but it has 4.5 stars so going to have lunch first.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This is why they don’t let me in that many conservative dad group chats.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Is the Belgian manager a vampire? Dude is not handling the sun well.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Active shooter in Midland and not one good samaritan with a gun took them down.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Never deleting this app. "More access to sprots is anti-poor."

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

We've officially lost the plot, what a shitshow of governance.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

About to be an obnoxious softball fan

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Sorsby suing is expected but silly. Have some shame.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Obama: Dems should communicate better and more directly to appeal to people Bsky: HOW DARE HE!

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

High strung people using Chat GPT to draft emails to their attorneys requesting Atty to file 'Uncontested Motion' while simultaneously saying not to wait for other party to approve Motion. Way to easy to harass professionals. I WANT TO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Making over the top venison chili. Did two meatballs to increase mallard reaction.

Two balls of ground venison covered in homemade chili powder sitting on a smoker over some liquid

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Tech fans mad about Friday home football game and economic impact so got to channel my inner @jasonkirk.fyi and comment "the only occupancy rate the good people of Lubbock should be concerned with is the one for Jesus' tomb"

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Forgot to charge my headphones had to raw dog it at the gym this am. TIL the old guy that wears his maga hat in every am and watches TikTok videos the whole time does talk to text comments on them. Had such bangers as “totally agree” “thank you for saying that” and my favorite “we miss Charlie Kirk”

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I'm not anti-school dress-up days, but putting a mid-western day for a Texas school just seems like a punishment to parents, and frankly the students.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Attorneys/lawsky, you're in a meeting with opposing counsel and your respective clients. You ask OC to cite/establish you the specific document they're claiming to derive rights from. Their response is to say it's all in the public record and throw a binder on the table. How are your responding?

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Been trying to refill my executive function medication for a week. Looking like a no go this weekend too.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Josh Pate is the Joel Klatt of Clay Travises. Please clap.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Earlier during Tech-Baylor broadcast, “this shows the Baylor programs never forget”. Well I beg to differ there.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social don't forget to vote Jacob Rodriguez for Heisman.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Surely has nothing to do with ESPN's financial interest in the SEC incentivizing the network to promote one conference over others. There's a literal channel dedicated to one conference owned/ran by them.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

LSU trying to clear the bad taste out of the Kelly hire out of their mouth by hiring the Vineyard Vines version of BK is just hilarious to me. It may end up working, but boy would it be good cinema if LSU went 7-5 the next few seasons.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Why do places insist on adding more than 6-8 oz per shot to an americano? This should be standardized. I keep having to order extra shots because they got to biggie size the hit water. What are we doing people? No one is asking for this.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Can we get a Jacob Rodriguez for Heisman movement going on bsky? @espnbillc.bsky.social

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

UPS has a cool new feature that lets you livetrack your deliveries, which is great until they come by you during the delivery window and then go somewhere a mile away. Also FedEx, put my damn euros on the truck, before 5PM is way too close to when the bank closes when leaving tomorrow morning.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Astros Double A affiliate doing the meme on a jeresey

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Which college football coach going to be the first to publicly cry for CK, Gundy, Freeze or Dabo?

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Been texting all my aggie friends and asking them if they're ready for Catholics v. Cucks. Getting a lot of 'Raider Rash' jokes back, so I know it cut deep.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Dear Landman, The more you call me the longer it will take me to look at your deal for my client. Now you're calling my personal phone, how will that help?

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Pickup line earliness has reached critical mass. Picked kid2 up for dentist appointment and line has started 1hour and 20 minutes before dismissal. If you show up at dismissal it takes 10 minutes. This is insane.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Trying to explain that a $10,000 a month commercial lease should not have blanks in it for handwritten parts...pay me now or pay me more later to fix it.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

The Holy Bible Tom Clancy Version.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Just booked a hotel through a third-party website and it asked me if I wanted to leave a tip...

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Imagine thinking the internet has open information in this day and age.

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I feel like a woman. Also, complicated/ sk8 boi and anything by No Doubt

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

There is a Tech fan who often gets featured on camera baseball broadcast b/c of his cape and nonsense. But what the locals know but media doesen't is this guy is a notorious pervert and his twitter likes were nothing but porn when those were public. Do all schools have a fan like this?

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Jonah Techalua @jonahtechalua.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When the simple brief arguments you made on a winning case get cited in the appeal upholding it rather than the unnecessary ones filed by co-defendants counsel in high dollar firm

media.tenor.com

a man with a beard wears a necklace with a green stone

ALT: a man with a beard wears a necklace with a green stone

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