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Jon Matthews

@jon-matthews.bsky.social
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Maker of www.Upona.com, also Googler of 11 years. Creator of exquisite roast potatoes.

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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 14h
A timelord knowing Iain’s does not disprove his point.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have they got literally anyone else I can meet?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are they going to do a nice “balanced” one on Elon Musks views on great replacement theory? 🤦‍♀️
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“the entire world got rich”
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I may be alone here, but I prefer when they ride side by side. Reduces the length of the cycle pack so I can overtake. On the bendy roads near my house, it’s impossible to overtake a long line of cyclists.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep it boils my piss when I see someone at a service desk treating a low level employee as the embodiment of the company they temporarily hate.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But they still know the national anthem plays when tv stops for the day…. Right?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Simpsons taught be this is called a “bindle” apparently. I guess if it has a name it was a thing sometime somewhere.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colin is amazing. Assuming you’ve tried Aunty Donna?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can we call them racist now, or is this still legitimate concerns?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Initially I thought the op meant the enterprise-J, which yeah… but apparently the NCC-74656-J is the 31st century version of Voyager. As much as I’d love to see the inside of that thing, I don’t think we have.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How on earth can you have NCC-74656-J when we’ve only had brief shots of the exterior on screen?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Literally watched “how are you” on a ba flight last night. Back of the net.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don’t forget smart meters.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Avg working hours may play a part. The more hours you work, the less time for exercise / socialising which both increase life expectancy.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Englishmaxx
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
May doesn’t belong on this list. She saw a vote with a tiny majority which she knew would soon be wiped out by demographic shift, was based on lies and suffered to an unknown degree from foreign interference. She tried to implement (almost) the worst interpretation of it for her party’s sake.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Useful for rinsing if you wash up by hand and don’t have a little rinser sink. But imo not worth it, I never liked them.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Except school uniforms for some reason 🙄
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a rule: YT shorts is only for when I actively want to waste time. Waiting 30 mins in a station for a delayed train? Its perfect for that.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Musk & other wrongens getting sent to mars in a led by donkeys skit at Glastonbury
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Traditions are just peer pressure from the dead.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's finally done. After 4 years of sweat, code & tweaking, my app is in the Apple & Android app stores. www.upona.com
upona.com
Upona - Keep & share memories
Create and share beautiful online scrapbooks. Turn life’s moments into lasting stories - effortlessly.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That's just lovely to read Russ.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I tried that with underwear at uni, it was going surprisingly well until the waistband melted.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For the “uk reaching net 0 will make no difference” brigade. Just found this in my photos.
A map where the countries are resized according to co2 output. The uk is BIG.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If “Melenia” taught us anything, it’s that billionaire weirdos know how to make the best movies 👍
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Try it with braces. The crust dislodged wires 3 times before I learned.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
arstechnica.com
Reassessing 1986's SpaceCamp
Is it a hidden gem, a cult classic, or hopelessly dumb? Senior Space Editor Eric Berger and Senior Technology Editor Lee Hutchinson vote "all of the above."
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This person also believes men should wear ties in the office.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bolton tho m8
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well that’s just a hat on a hat (if you’re British)
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In the uk we have led by donkeys who do this. It’s probably why he doesn’t travel here and only speaks to racist mobs over one way video links.
Led by donkeys stunt projecting image of musk doing a nazi salute on a gigafactory.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
36 seconds of a cat eating noodles.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The queue to get through passport control at Berlin, or you can walk straight up to the e-gates & walk through with an EU passport. Thanks brexiters.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Indeed, I’d just gotten back into using our HMV before it closed down.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is it a just me or are a lot less attractive-and-totally-real-women randomly following everyone on Bluesky lately?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
open.spotify.com/track/7lYheE...
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Oraanu Pi
E.S. Posthumus · Cartographer: (Piri Reis Remixes) · Song · 2008
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“Fast free WiFi” on a bus
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Did a birds rights activist write this?
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
From a UK POV elected DA's are mind boggling too. The potential for poilital capture of the justice system seems through the roof (as if there aren't enough opportunities for that everywhere).
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Centerparcs & other swimming pools are going to have a mare if you can’t be *in a cubicle* next to someone else.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Damn he dealt with that gracefully.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I dunno, I've seen a few people who are scared shitless of pronouns for some reason.
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sunny #caturday
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We all read it though $$$
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Jon Matthews @jon-matthews.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Me: why have we been held up for a week? Solicitor: Figuring out if they had permission to put up a satellite dish Me: What’s my liability if they didn’t Solicitor: You might have to take it down Me: 🙄 please ignore this and continue Over and over until we’re all dead.
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