Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No one ever suffered information overload holding a stone tablet, I'm just saying 100
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The airport loves it when you bring a pair of tiny scissors in your carry on 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Manager said our 1:1s are my time so I'm putting together a deck on why airports should allow you to pack your Y tool in your carry on 100
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trying to come up with things to talk about during my 1:1. Do managers like monologues about wheel durometer 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If at first you don't succeed, try, try listening to a little midwest emo and sulking about it 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Going directly from my IUD insertion to my drumming lesson was brutal. Bleeding, cramping, grooving 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm afraid your idea of "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool" is out of scope for the time being 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Manager just asked me if I wanted a copilot premium license and I said no. I'm gonna get a meeting invite to my own execution, aren't I 011
Reposted by JoMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone called me Ishmael before instructed to do so. 24314
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Iced coffee? I can't even eat unless I'm watching some corporate ding dong trying to gauge whether or not I'll go on maternity leave in the next few years 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In honor of #BiVisibilityDay I went outside for a few mins. It's terrible out there 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Drumming tutor is sick but so are these beats. I must teach myself. The metronome stops for no one 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026On #BiVisibilityDay I will allow you to perceive me without consequence for exactly a few hours. Then you must avert your eyes once more lest you fall in love 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Back to roller derby training post injury. I missed u, helmet hair 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why Do I Become Ugly At Work After 12pm And Other Horror Stories: An Anthology 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Little known constitutional right: If you get to work and the coffee machine is out of order, you get a paid day off 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cute candy store cashier changed his mind mid flirt. It was candy crushing 001
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The next person to email me gets it in the neck and by "it" I mean just regards 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I could never have a mind palace. It's more of a mind shed. Stuffed a bunch of things in there years ago and immediately forgot the lock combination 001
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am an unstoppable force of nature. All I need is within me right now. I can easily make up for an entire summer of avoiding my drum set in one night 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ass wider than the 3/5 rating on a corporate performance review scale 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026As someone with access to the internet, I can say with confidence that all the planets of our solar system are made up of either stuff or things and sometimes even both 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I suppose I could have gotten eclipse glasses, but what the sun does on her own time is really none of my business 010
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026As I looked at the empty fortune cookie wrapper and realized I was currently in the process of making my fortune a biological part of me, I had never felt more connected to skate and drummer culture 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Something that I respect and admire about Yoko Ono is that she saw 4 men having a good time and said not on my watch 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Me finding a piece of sea glass: :D Me remembering why it's there: D: 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Taking drumming lessons while learning to knit is great bc now I have 2 hobbies to remind me that I can't count 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Maybe the real shareholder value was the office supplies we stole along the way 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026God gives his most mysterious leg bruises to his strongest soldiers 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026If I went off my epilepsy meds, I could lose like 64 seconds a day of this bs 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Thank you for attempting to flirt with me. Please be advised that I require 1 full fiscal year to recover. I appreciate your patience on this matter 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Honered and amazed whenever my friends ask for a recommendation. Those fucks have watched me get my clothes caught on door handles for years on end and they still trust me to tell them what media to consume 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Taking up new hobbies while recovering from injury has really made me realise that while I am not a natural athlete, I also suck at crafts 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026My drumming tutor told me I was going way too fast. I said, that's funny, my driving instructor says the exact same thing and it only got a nervous chuckle, but that's ok, I'll keep trying 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Taking drumming lessons for the first time as an adult is 50% drumming and 50% praying the tutor doesn't ask you why tf you are doing this 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Something about being even slightly alt in a corporate workplace is there will always be some arcteryx wearing father of 2 who wants you to step on him, and you can never be mean to him because that's what he wants 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Food from a Balkan restaurant where the waiter shrugs as if to say "it's your funeral" after taking your order 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025When I was a kid, one of our neighbors stole my parent's car and used it as a battering ram in a bank robbery. My folks like to talk about all the opportunities our generation got that they didn't have, but what about my opportunity to rob a bank. What about that 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025It's been a while since I've swiped my card, so I tried and it didn't work. It's fine. I don't need to sleep 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025*Grips sink and stares into mirror* you will be just as bisexual with a driver's license 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Once again my evil plan of holding every single one of you in my heart has been thwarted 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025This cannot possibly be the same public transport system as the one in the Gilmore Girls theme song 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025At the conference saying, "Get your phone out, let's connect!" to every Patagonia vest and then knocking it out of their hands 000
Jo @jomustgo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025You can be doing everything right (buying parsley, minding your own business), but the haters (some kid outside the store and his fuckass friends) are always gonna hate 000
