Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: one of the male heads of year told us in great detail about why he carried a ladies handbag with him while on holiday, complete with a demo of said bag 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've worked in IT now for many, many years. This clip literally, figuratively and some would say physically sums up how a lot of that time was spent 022
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 21/08/2026AI this, AI that. Yes, yes. But let’s not forget to praise the box that is dodgy 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Sauron gets back the ring and there’s a huge final desperate battle. Sauron appears in physical form once more. The leaders of the West watch him striding towards them. “Don’t worry, we’ll chop his finger off again” “I can’t see the ring on his hand, can you?” “Wait, why’s his crotch glowing?” 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Who can forget Kate O’Mara’s Triangle (doff of the cap to Paul Merton) 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026So presumably with all these maths theorems being proven/disproved, the frontier labs and associated governments are throwing every known science or physics problem at unreleased models in order to gain advantage over rivals? The espionage efforts must be off the scale. 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026New gameplay features - Omega-Rust jolyonbrown.itch.io/omega-rust/d...jolyonbrown.itch.ioNew gameplay featuresSo previously the game hit peak difficulty from wave 13 (numbers of ships, accuracy of bullets etc). Wanted to add some extra features, so now it bumps up again from wave 14 to full intensity at wave.... 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ticking off unfinished projects - a version of the old Midway 1981 vector game 'Omega Race' in Rust jolyonbrown.itch.io/omega-rustjolyonbrown.itch.ioOmega-Rust by jolyonbrownPlay in your browser 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Created a planning poker type site with a twist; usable by humans and agents working together (or agents alone) point.votepoint.votepoint.vote — planning poker for humans and agentsPlanning poker for humans and agents. Blind votes, atomic reveal. No accounts, rooms evaporate. 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Faced with an overwhelming workload, was tempted again with emacs and org-mode, but wanting to use Claude.. so I accidentally created *clorg-mode* Org-mode, but you talk to it github.com/jolyonbrown/...github.comGitHub - jolyonbrown/clorg-mode: org-mode, but you talk to itorg-mode, but you talk to it. Contribute to jolyonbrown/clorg-mode development by creating an account on GitHub. 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Totally my fault. It was using the npm version and they’d marked it as deprecated so I tried to be clever and work from the GitHub api and got nothing seemingly. Hence Haiku sending that sniffy note back 120
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Oh my, haven't thought about them in years! What a time that was in the bloom of youth.. 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026WARCLAUDE CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR CLAUDE AWOL CLAUDE 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 24/02/2026About to start two months of utterly intense work. Was hoping for a boost from the Boro but it was not to be, alas 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Reading 'The Maniac' this evening and feeling rather inadequate. I wonder what von Neumann would have made of things today. 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 24/02/2026No worries -and thanks! Think there’s a bug though - that thread isn’t showing up as a new post for me. Will have a look 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Created a Claude code changelog bot here @claudecodechanges.bsky.social as there didn’t seem to be one on Bluesky for some reason 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Hello! Here you go: @claudecodechanges.bsky.social Feel free to give me a shout with any suggested changes 021
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The stopwatch can be ah.. stopped hopefully! @claudecodechanges.bsky.social Feel free to give me a shout with any suggested changes 120
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Not quite 70 minutes but @claudecodechanges.bsky.social Feel free to give me a shout with any suggested changes 110
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Handling my Lidl pastries like I’m bagging evidence at a crime scene 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I am available to post supportive messages for the Prime Minister, doctors, dentists and people with letters after their name. Standard support: £50 Full support: £75 Fullest support: £100 Reference to five-year mandate: £150 'Genuinely good man': £200 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 29/01/2026For a second I was trying to remember what album cover this was! 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Dog walk last night like a level of Silent Hill but I think I found a secret item location 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Why did no-one say I’m voting for her because she’s a melodramatic lunatic and too annoying to survive 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2025What a brilliant thread and outcome! You’ve made my day reading that 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Read this earlier and it must have been whirring away in my subconscious as I was just falling asleep when I got it. I did feel a bit daft. I love Gridrunner still after all this time haha 000
Reposted by Jolyon Brownarchivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 01/09/2025R.I.P. Joe Bugner. 17113
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I bet a beer and biryani with you and Giles is a cracking evening out. 100
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I asked Grok and it said it definitely is you so keep quiet and get on with the remembering already 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 28/08/2025‘Afterlife expert’ going on my LinkedIn profile 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 26/08/2025A great album! Introduced to it by an older cousin. I was 8/9 years old and thought it was the most amazing thing I’d ever heard haha 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It’s a hot Saturday evening, July 1987. Someone from Sweden or somewhere like that mailed you a bunch of 5 and a quarter inch floppy disks for your Commodore 64. You just loaded the first one up and the Eaglesoft image appears. This and the music that accompanies it will be a core memory for you 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I agree - one of my favourites. Overdue a reread in fact, might get straight on that. 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Ian Parking-Eye will be fucking fuming at this news 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 14/08/2025A level results day in our house. The good thing is these days they find out via UCAS whether they got accepted into their choices or not so the pressure sat outside this sixth form college in the car isn’t so bad. Everyone here looks ridiculously young. Hope they all got what they needed 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I mean, as if you would stoop to that level. All the best mate 010
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Quite like the look of the new Ghost version ghost.org/changelog/6/... For some time now I've thought about having a blog that can connect to the social web, might be the time to make the move.ghost.orgGhost 6.0Networked publishing, native analytics, and $100M earned by indie publishers 000
Reposted by Jolyon BrownVanished Chicagoland @vanishedchicago.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Musician Chuck Mangione has passed away. He was 84. Here is an ad for his album that was on sale at Rose Records, and Sounds Good Records & Tapes. From The Chicago Tribune September 17, 1978. R.I.P. #chuckmangione #ripchuckmagione🎺 293
Reposted by Jolyon BrownMark Moxon @markmoxon.bsky.social · 10/07/2025It's done! I have just released the Compendium version of #Elite for the #Acorn #Electron. This massively enhanced version of the original game contains pretty much every feature of #BBCMicro Elite, but on the Electron. Just add 16K of sideways RAM. Links in thread. #retrocomputing #retrogaming 1118844
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 30/06/2025The first game I saw draw crowds in front of the TV in the computer shop I spent many Saturdays in! 000
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Really enjoying the new Adam Curtis series ‘Shifty’. One highlight so far is a sequence of street interviews from late 70s Newcastle of different youth subcultures, including this intrepid fella representing one I never knew was a thing 020
Jolyon Brown @jolyonbrown.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I have a razor sharp memory of buying this from a newsagents the morning of a day trip to York on the train. No idea what we went there for as I spent every spare second reading it from cover to cover 120