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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃

@jokesfordays.blacksky.app
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Elementary Multi-Grade ASD teacher 🧩 👫🏾💍 Nothing but God 🙏🏾 Bourbon/whiskey & cigar connoisseur 🥃💨 #HereWeGo 🖤💛 #Celtics ☘️ #LGM 💙🧡 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3NR13… ♓️ #BlackSky #SkyClear Flight Crew ✅ #BlackSkyOver30

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 1h
Lmao…. My bathroom cabinet is filled & I still want more, so this is an obvious solution
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 1h
This just inspired me. I need to get shelving like this so I can buy more fragrances
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 2h
Dinner is going to be so good
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 4h
I would like to join this org.
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GrizzboarderNC @grizzboardnc.bsky.social · 4h
Watching the rotorooter guy snake
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 8h
Why not? #TheCigarLounge #CigarSky #botl
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 9h
A Hennessy margarita would hit right about now
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 11h
9 months without you today, Dad. Your best friend misses you…. Hope you smell the smoker up there 🕊️
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 11h
Ain’t nothing a like well cooked pork chop. You know ball!
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 11h
Yea I took your advice, & have been stocking up my deep freezer so I could put something on every weekend ✊🏾
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 11h
Nothing crazy, Pastor. Just some links, pork chops & leg quarters
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 11h
Heart is a little heavy today, but I’m all right. Got anything going on today?
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 12h
How are you this morning?
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 12h
Time to get up & fire up the smoker. Good morning everyone
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air: Empowering Fist Up
ALT: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air: Empowering Fist Up
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Happy Cowboys Lost Night to all who celebrate.
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
3rd & 21!!!
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Charles Barkley Says 'Turrible'
ALT: Charles Barkley Says 'Turrible'
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
After seeing the Braves & Yankees go down, seeing the Cowboys lose would make for a great 2 day run 😂
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
I feel your pain. May our fathers rest in peace 🫂🕊️
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
The spiraling back into medieval times continues
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Why is this the first thing I see when I reopen the app?
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Plaqueboymax Trash Music
ALT: Plaqueboymax Trash Music
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
You’re a sweetheart, but that doesn’t make you innocent lol
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Now you know ain’t an innocent bone in your body loo
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Now Lona,
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Kenan Thompson Says 'Nice Try' on SNL
ALT: Kenan Thompson Says 'Nice Try' on SNL
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Facts…. I don’t blame anyone that decided he needed his ass whooped
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Exactly! Lol…. I have no sympathy. I was warning coworkers all day that they should prepare for the end, & no one wanted to accept reality. WELP!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Yea, I would ban that fan for life for that bs smh
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
I’m a Mets fan, & I live in ATL now. The amount of trash talking I’ve had to endure all season has prepared me for this moment
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#RaysUp
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
😂😂😂😂😂….. wishes granted! Smoking on that Braves AND that Yankees pack tonight 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Can’t wait to walk into work & terrorize all the Braves fan 😂😂😂😂
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Braves outta there! Now I just need the Rays to finish the job
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go go gadget fuck off i guess⚡️(he/him) @sketchum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our mother lost her battle to Breast Cancer on October 1st. [GoFundMe](gofund.me/c1d0ea820) My sister created a GFM while we are trying to process and move forward - anything helps. 💛 Shareable link: gofund.me/c1d0ea820
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Donate to Help Inez’s Children Through This Difficult Time, organized by Shay Monroe
My mother Inez Franklin lost her fight of Breast Cancer a few days ago … Shay Monroe needs your support for Help Inez’s Children Through This Difficult Time
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Was I the only one that noticed how uncomfortable everyone at the desk was as SAS was pontificating?
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I usually let my co-teacher take my kids out for recess so I can have some quiet time with the friends that can’t handle being outside. I needed to get out & get some fresh air today
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Is tonight the night the Braves & Yankees meet their demise? I surely hope so!
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I’m sitting here looking at pictures of my wife & I from our anniversary trip to help me prepare for today. Need every ounce of strength
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
🫂💙
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
The laugh I needed this morning. Appreciate you good sir
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Good morning everyone, Hope you all have a great one!
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
That sounds like quite the day. I hope you can find some time for you today
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
🤝🏾….. she tried to save me from the hard lessons, but I’m hardheaded & stubborn
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I’m so grateful I don’t have to deal with something that extreme. I would have invested in a hair piece
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I have no desire to open up my laptop to log in… I don’t have a choice though smh
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Family gonna call you fat and tell you to move back from the table And when you do… Family gonna tell you to stop losing weight and ask if you on “that stuff” Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Those students of mine put me thru the ringer today. I need to study for this statistics exam, but I’m just exhausted 😩
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Boy, was she right
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
& I’ll put money that he paid over $100 for him to scribble on his forehead. My students could do better than that & they can’t even hold a pencil
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
All that work & his hairline still looks like it’s running from his face. That barber fleeced him smh
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