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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Gettysburg Beer Runners @gburg-beer-runners.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
March 25th Run: Ploughman! www.ploughmancider.com/thetaproom connect.garmin.com/modern/cours...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Kristi Noem is uniquely ghoulish among regime officials because for her this is one long Real Housewives season and she's the star
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/11/2025
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Dingler and The Schlittler sound less like today’s baseball heroes and more like a ‘90s morning zoo team that constantly ran afoul of the FCC.
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Capitalism is tyranny
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
IM NOT SCARED - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEON RIPPIN A CIG AND IT SAY'S "IM NOT SCARED OF HARD WORK, I HATE IT ,. THATS A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE ACUMULATION OF CAPITAL BY THE HYPER WEALTHY AND WAGE'S STAGNATING WHILE FOOD AND RENT PRICES KEEP GOING UP ,AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A SWORD TO WORK, ITS IN A SCABBARD, ITS SAFE, ITS FOR PROTECTION, AND IM ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT DURING MY BREAK'S  MOTHER FUCKER " - NUFF SAID!!!!!! BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!!!! THERE IS NO REASON TO HARM YOUR BODY OR WASTE YOUR TIME DOIN SHIT FOR YOUR WORK THAT THEY ARENT PAYING YOU FOR, EITHER THEY AINT PAYIN ENOUGH OR THERE TRYEN TO GET FREE LABOR, AND BOSS'S LOVE TO TALK ABOUT "TIME THEFT" WHICH IS WHEN YOUR NOT SPENDING 100% OF WORK DOING WHAT THEY WANT, BUT THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT "WAGE THEFT" WHICH IS WHEN THEY CONSIDER THEM SELVES ENTITLED TO YOUR LABOR BECAUSE YOU SUPPOSEDLY OWE THEM FAVORS FOR EMPLOYING YOU IN DA FIRST PLACE ! THEY SHOULD PAY FOR DA FOOD WE EAT ON BREAK'S AND THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THE TRIP TO AND FROM WORK , THEY SHOULD PAY FOR DA BROWN PANTS WE HAVE TO WEAR, AND IF YOUR ASKIN ME THEY SHOULD PAY THERE KARMIC DEBT FROM BEIN MEMBERS OF A SOCIAL CLASS WHERE THEY EXTRACT VALUE RATHER THAN PROVIDING IT!!!! BUT THATS JUST ME A TALKING SKELETON I AINT CARL MARKS OR CARL JUNG SO IF YOU WANT TO ACTUTALY LEARN ABOUT THIS SHIT READ A DAMB BOOK! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRERY IMAGINE IF AMAZON WAS RUN BY A SMART PERSON INSTEAD OF A EVIL ONE, AND IMAGINE IF EVERYTHING WAS FREE, THERES PROBABLY A LIBRARY IN YOUR TOWN RIGHT NOW, AND I AINT TALKEN ABOUT THE LITTLE BOX YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS WITH 2 COPYS OF "DA VINCI CODE" INSIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/03/2025
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A REPEAR IN CYBER SPACE UNDER A SETTING SUN, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - AND IM RIGHT, FOR AS MUCH AS WE WANT HEALTH CARE AND AS MUCH AS IT COSTS AND AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO PUT THREE SUGGESTIONS INTO THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUGGESTION BOX ON WEST 54TH STREET YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE DAMB DOCTORS OFFICE AND AFTER THEY TELL YOU YOUR FAT, THEY REFUSE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BODY OR YOUR PROBLEM'S, DOCTERS ARE LIKE LANDLORD'S, START COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM AND SOMEONE WILL PIPE UP TO SAY THEY HAD 1 GOOD DOCTOR ONCE, THANK'S FOR DA STORY BUT MEDICAL CARE SHOULDENT HAVE THE SAME ODD'S AS POWERBALL  - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
ITS MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETON RULES SUPREME OVER DA VATTICAN CITY, YA GOTTA HAVE A JOB SO WHY NOT LET ME BE THE DAMB POPE, #1 IM GOOD AT WEARING ROBE, IVE WORN BATH ROBE FOR A ENTIRE DAY BEFORE, #2 GOOD WAY TO GET OUT OF AMERICA, #3 I WILL DIG AROUND IN THERE BASEMENT AND IF THERES ANY THING COOL DOWN THERE I WILL SHOW EVERY ONE, IM PRETTY SURE THEY GOT ALIEN BODY'S OR AT LEAST SOME GOOD PICS OF EM, TIRED OF LOOKIN AT DA STANDARD GREY ALIEN'S, I KNOW THEY GOT DA REAL ONE'S, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LET ME BE DA NEW POPE, I BLOW THAT WHITE SMOKE, TIME MACHINE IN BASMENT, MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND SELL INDULGENCES, FREE RED SHOES, ALWAYS RIGHT, EVERYONE AGREES IM ALWAYS RIGHT" AND I THINK YOU GET TO HIT THE OLD POPE ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER, BUT NOT AS VIOLENCE, JUST AFTER HE DIES, AND THEY LET YOU DO IT, AND THEY WANT YOU TO DO IT, WHEN ARE YA GONGA GET A CHANCE OTHER WISE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
First pitch of Tigers spring training is a 92.7 mph fastball from Kenta Maeda. We’re back.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
QUIET MIND NOW PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON PONDERIN MODERN EXISTANCE AND THERE TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TOO UPDATE MY RESUME , I WANT TO SPEND A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE IN PEACE: NO NOTIFICATIONS NO BUZZING NO RINGING NO CIRCLING BACK NO REMINDESR NO ALERTS NO NEWS NO TOUCHING BASE NO KNAWING SENSE OF DREAD" - DASHARE.ZONE , AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, DA RULLING CLASS SEEKS TO REMOVE OUR INNER PEACE SO THAT WE NEVER QUESTION WHAT THERE MAKEN US DO JUST TO KEEP A ROOF AND CLOTHES GOING, ITS THE SAME IDEA AS BREAD AND CIRCUSES BUT AT LEAST THOSE WERE FUN, NOW ITS JUST A PHONE THAT FUCKS WITH YOU ALL DA TIME AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE PHONE TO!!!! IF THERE PUTTIN COMPUTERS ON ALL OF US THAT MAKE US FEEL LIKE SHIT AND BEEP US WITH BAD NEWS WHEN WERE TRYEN TO RELAX FOR 1 HOUR AT THE END OF THE DAY THEN THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!!! WERE GETTING WORKED BIG TIME DONT EVEN GET ME STARTE DON HOW THERE MADE OF FUCKING GLASS AND YOU CANT DROP IT OR YOU NEED TO GO HAVE IT FIXED, BETWEEN 1981 AND 2012 I NEVER DROPPED A COMPUTER 1 TIME NOW I DROP IT 10 TIMES A DAY YOU CANT TELL ME THAT AINT HAPPENING ON PERPOSE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Marshmallows are for team players
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Perfect
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Paul Collins @paulcollins.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Look at this goddamn hippie
December 18 1968 wire story from Ypsalanti, Michigan, titled "Hair too long -- teacher sent home." The teacher, Roy Ashmall, is pictured with remarkably not-long hair.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@sticknation.bsky.social are you guys familiar with @tmbg.bsky.social? I think you should be best friends. youtu.be/9OGUruNiIAs
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They Might Be Giants - "Lie Still, Little Bottle" w/The Stick (2024-05-09 - Mr. Smalls, Pittsburgh)
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John Linnell @linnell.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For everyone who despairs that this is somehow where the story ends, take heart and remember that the struggle for the rights of marginalized and oppressed people, and the work towards a healthy and sustainable planet earth never ends. We’re still here! But maybe it’s time to ditch the Tesla.
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lions gonna lion. I never really believed.
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Ken M @horseysurprise.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
happy New Year’s
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Lolbama
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
A number of Oscar-worthy movies were released this year, but only ONE features Amy Adams singing “Dare to Be Stupid”! Nightbitch is now streaming on Hulu.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/12/2024
ABC Pays $15 Million To Settle Trump Defamation Suit theonion.com/abc-pays-15-...
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
NOT DOING SHIT UNTIL 25 BABY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILITON WHOSE CHILLEN AND NOT GONGA DO ANY MAJOR SHYT FOR WORK OR OTHER WISE UNTIL 2025 , FUCK IT , LOOK'S LIKE DA ALIEN'S ARE FUCKEN HERE AND IF NOT THEN AT LEAST EVER ONES FLYEN PLANE'S AROUND AND PISSEN EVERY ONE OFF SO NO ONE NOTICE IF I FUCK OFF AT WORK, AND DA TEXT SAYS ""I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS IM COSTING UNTIL 2025 " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN DAMB IS IT REALLY ALMOST 2025 KIND OF FUCKED, WE ARE FLUNG INTO THE FUTURE SO FAST AND HARD THAT IT COMES BEFORE WE KNOW IT, AT LEAST WEED IS LEGAL - DASHARE.ZONE WEED IS LEGAL WHERE I LIVE SORRY -ADMIN
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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You searched for Regularly happens - The Onion
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Defense took the week off, got it
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Lions = ass
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Go Broncos
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a gold background with a horse 's head and a r on it
ALT: a gold background with a horse 's head and a r on it
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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BOOTS with GALACTIC (LIVE) - 5 Million Ways To Kill A CEO
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
NEVER - SHIRT AND MUG BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATTON LOOKEN OUT OF THERE COCOON AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I WILL NEVER: DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFF LINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISSRUPT, TOUCH BASS, MOVE DA NEEDLE - DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" JUST TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING EVEN IF YOUR AT WORK!!! COMPLIANCE WITH THE ARGOT OF THE MANAGEMENT CLASS IMPLIES ACCEPTANCE OF CLASS STRATIFICATION! DA RULING CLASS GIVES A FEW MORE SCRAPS TO DA MANAGERS AND THEY SAY "YES SIR" AND USE THE IDIOMS OF THEIR OPRESSORS WITHOUT NOTICING THE BOOT MARKS ON THERE NECKS,, IT SUCK'S BUT IM NEVER GONGA BE PROMOTED SO SAY YOUR LITTLE PHRASES I GUESS BUT I AINT GONGA DO IT , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
OSU fans booing their team.. inject that shit directly into my veins
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Good job buddy
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
OUTLAW AUTOPLAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATON WHOSE PUTTING THERE FOOT DOWN ONCE N FOR ALL !! NO VIDEO MAY BEGIN MUCH LESS MAKE SOUND WITHOUT MY SAY SO! YOU ARE A MACHINE AND YOU SERVE ME! THE FEELING'S OF 1 PERSON IS MORE IMPORTENT THAN ALL THE COMPUTER'S AND ALL THE CODE IN DA WORLD ! YOU THE PERSON READING THIS ARE MORE UNIQUE AND COMPLEX THAN ANY INSTRUMENTS FABRICATED BY MAN!!!!!!! EVREY DAY YOU GOTA GET UP AND DO ALL YOUR TASK'S AND KICK A$$ AND A PROGRAM WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND DA WEIGHT OF BEIG HUMAN!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "OUTLAW AUTO PLAY NO VIDEO MAY START WITHOUT MY PERMISION - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/01/2024
Welcome to the public domain, STEAMBOAT WILLIE (1928)! archive.org/details/Stea...
Iconic image of Mickey Mouse standing at the wheel of a steamboat.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
explained to my kid today that this is what the internet used to be like. you'd be trying to get a site to load and the spice girls would not leave you alone. they would get in the way of the monitor. they would touch the keyboard while you were typing. im glad they broke up
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 19/12/2023
Guess we're about to find out how many rights states really have...
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Remember that time when everyone quit Spotify because of Joe Rogan? Funny how everyone is posting their year end stats when we all cancelled our accounts.
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Lynn from OK (she/her/old) 💙 @uppityokie.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Distracted boyfriend meme but boyfriend is a cat, girlfriend is a cat tree, hot girl is a Christmas tree
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
www.theverge.com/2023/11/23/2...
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Jesse @jesse614.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Imagine serving this to a pilgrim
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Maxmax @maxmax.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Happy KMSU 12 hours of They Might Be Giants day to all who celebrate. @tmbg.bsky.social tmbg.love tunein.com/embed/player...
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TMBPTMBG ~ Nov. 17, 2023 ~ 6am-6pm Central ~ KMSU 89.7 FM
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/11/2023
this is the coolest online has ever been
bearded man smoking a pipe standing at a payphone connected to an accoustic modem with a keyboard, caption reads

a travelling executive receives messages from his office electronic mail system by means of a hand-held computer and modem at a public telephone
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A CONFUSSED SKELTON WONDEREN WHY THERE IN DA KITCHEN WHY ARE THEY THERE WHY IS ANY ONE WHERE THEY ARE ??? WHAT PURPOSE IS ANY OF THIS SHIT SERVEN???? ALL DAY LONG JACKEN AROUND WITH SOME BULL SHIT SO I CAN AFFORD MY LITTLE SNACK'S AND I CANT EVEN REMEMBER IF I WANT TO EAT THEM? HOPE NEXT TIME IS BETTER CAUSE I AINT ESCAPIN SAMSARA ANY TIME SOON MOTHER FUCKER ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHY DID I WALK INTO THE KITCHEN DID I NEED OSMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY AM I THIRSTEY STOVES NOT ON NOTHIN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WDID I TURN ON DA LIGHT OR WAT IT ALREADY ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Hey does the new iPhone come in titanium?
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Weird night
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Congrats on your first run in 16 innings, AZ
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Front page news
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jokah.bsky.social @jokah.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
You can't post gifs? I'm out.
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