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@jojowiththeflow.com
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she/her | London, UK | 📌 biz support for hire | migrant | flawed | multilingual | ✨too much✨ | typoist | vegan-ish | burner of bridges | demotivational speaker | aspiring nanodeinfluencer | jojowiththeflow.com

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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 30/09/2026
I guess that explains why I had a horrible night
weather app showing a local temperature of 21°C at 6.37am, before sunrise, on 30 September 2026
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 19/09/2026
I love that TIDAL™️includes the option to include a song's BPM (if available), but I'm pretty sure the numbers aren't always accurate...
Screenshot from TIDAL showing Adele's song Hello as having 156 BPM and Lionel Richie's song Hello as having 124 BPM
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 19/09/2026
Earlier this week I spotted the first Christmas display in a supermarket and I, for one, love that retailers do that. Yes, I'm serious. I don't celebrate Christmas myself, but want those who want to celebrate to be able to whenever they want to.
ASDA Superstore in-store Christmas display with signage saying Merry Christmas and featuring special offers on certain foods and snacks, some of them packaged in Christmas-themed packaging. Picture taken Monday 14 September.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 19/09/2026
Welke was het? En had je kerstknaagwaren? (foto van afgelopen maandag in een supermarkt hier)
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 19/09/2026
listening to this on Libby and yes I know it's not new at all but I rarely read new new books and I have to share it's astonishing. Infuriating, too, through no fault of the author (who did a phenomenal job)
Peter Apps' book Show Me the Bodies about the Grenfell disaster
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 19/09/2026
sure, I'm the "weird blocker" here
@teedixie.bsky.social blocking me not once, not twice, but thrice (the third time through a blocklist they created alongside several other accounts likely following that block list)
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 18/09/2026
(like this)
The same Lofi girl wallpaper image as in the original post, except flipped/mirrored so the figure that's supposed to be me is right-handed
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 18/09/2026
Whimsical activities that don't cure anything but aid me mentally: organising my computer's desktop, using custom icons where I can in place of the ones I don't like.
Screenshot of my computer's main desktop, featuring a wallpaper created on the Lofi generator, desktop shortcut all moved to fit in with that wallpaper, and some of the desktop shortcuts customised with a different icon than they originally had.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jem and the Holograms will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Title character and logo from opening sequence of the animated musical television series Jem and The Holograms. Image source: Wikipedia, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jem_(TV_series)
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 14/09/2026
This does NOT warrant a breaking news alert of any kind. I had already disabled every other breaking news alert, now I have to unsubscribe from these emails as well, because editors abuse it for non-breaking news alerts.
New York Times Breaking News Alert for 60 minutes
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 13/09/2026
New handle, who dis?
partial screenshot from my profile page, now showing my Bluesky handle to be @jojowiththeflow.com instead of jojowiththeflow.bsky.social
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 10/09/2026
Voor de volledigheid ook even die oudere link: www.at5.nl/artikelen/23...
Gregory verhuisde in 2018 vanuit de Verenigde Staten naar Amsterdam. Hij verbleef hier samen met zijn Amerikaanse vrouw Michelle, die hij de laatste jaren thuis verzorgde, omdat ze leed aan een ernstige vorm van epilepsie.

Na de aanhouding van Warren werd Michelle tijdelijk opgenomen in het ziekenhuis, maar daar zou ze inmiddels uit zijn ontslagen. De ouders van Michelle zijn overgekomen uit Amerika om voor haar te zorgen.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 03/09/2026
Don't get me wrong, I don't disagree with you, but I find the ranking by total amount rather than per capita, well, erm, interesting.
Screenshot of spreadsheet converting the total underpayment amount per employer to total underpayment amount per employee affected for each employer. Those amounts are as follows: 
B&Q Ltd £100.87 
Elysium Healthcare Holdings 3 Ltd £301.41 
St George's, Epsom and St Helier Hospital Group £1,644.43 
Support Staff Services Limited £370.64 
Forest Holidays Ltd £167.74 
St George's University Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust £1,409.07 
Lanes Group Limited £228.60 
UK Care Team Ltd £677.60 
Five Guys JV Limited £14.77 
Merlin Cinemas Limited £277.34
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 02/09/2026
Oh to be a squirrel in a luxury squirrel house, sitting on the veranda of said squirrel house... 🥰
A screenshot of a TikTok video featuring a two-story squirrel house with a veranda and a squirrel sitting on the veranda looking out on the rain. Source: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Yj3u9s/
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 02/09/2026
Look, if you want to block me, just block me. It's okay. No hard feelings. I am a lot. Too much, even. But what you don't get to do is block me but occasionally unblock me to see what I am posting. That first block will be reciprocated and that's it. Once you shanan, you don't get to shenanigan.
Two notifications of the same account blocking me, so likely they blocked me, unblocked me, then blocked me again
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 02/09/2026
Bij koppen als deze vraag ik me altijd af of, en zo ja in hoeverre, scheidingsstatistieken samenhangen met bijvoorbeeld zaken als inkomensniveaus/-verschillen en/of beschik-/betaalbaarheid van woonruimte.
Krantenkop "Minder huwelijken lopen op de klippen, maar steeds meer 60-plussers kiezen juist voor een ‘grijze scheiding’" 

Dutch headline reading "Fewer marriages hit the rocks, but over-60s increasingly choose to become 'silver splitters" 

Bron/Source: https://www.ad.nl/binnenland/minder-huwelijken-lopen-op-de-klippen-maar-steeds-meer-60-plussers-kiezen-juist-voor-een-grijze-scheiding~aaa70360/
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 27/08/2026
Oh, look, they reactivated their account 🙃
Listifications.app notification reading "lizcious.bsky.social has blocked you"
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 27/08/2026
I see @lizcious.bsky.social's account (currently) shows as deactivated, and I have no idea if they did that themselves or not, nor if the account even belonged to a real person, but this post was downright nonsensical.
Bluesky user @lizcious.bsky.social posting "Everyone should disavow Piker and then we should all stop talking about him. So much of what he says is electoral poison for anyone associated with him. His open support of terrorism should be enough for anyone. That said, talking about him constantly makes us all look bad and I wish we could stop.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 26/08/2026
Ik ga stuk! 😂
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 22/08/2026
This sticker:
A sticker from Sarah Andersen's 2027 Planner of an orange cat seemingly climbing/hanging. It reminds me of my Bluesky header image which is of my late ginger cat Keith having climbed in the curtains, hanging off the curtain rod by his front paws.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 20/08/2026
For anyone interested: Tickets go on sale on Friday 28 August 2026. @wembleystadium.bsky.social #NoahKahan #Wembley #WembleyStadium #London
Promo for Noah Kahan's The Last of the Bugs World Tour 2027, announcing he will play at Wembley Stadium in London on 23 July 2027. (Not in the picture but important: Tickets go on sale on Friday 28 August 2026)
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 20/08/2026
@gilduran.com I don't know if bookshops inform authors of being featured in their mailings, but Foyles UK's mail shot yesterday featured you:
Foyles UK's promo for Gil Durán's book "The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy" with blurbs by Carole Cadwalladr ("An essential voice on this technofascist moment"), George Lakoff ("A deep, thoughtful and expansive observer of events that shape the current and future"), and Wajahat Ali ("Clear, compelling and meticulously researched")
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 18/08/2026
Modern performative consumerism is so damn wasteful (source: vm.tiktok.com/ZN8L2yTvt/)
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 18/08/2026
Yup
Internally, it appears staffers at the FSU were aware of the inconsistency between a crowdfunder campaign to pay for the legal action, and the appointment of the pro bono lawyer.

“Julian Foulkes … can be quietly sidelined,” says one email seen by the Guardian, which was sent by a senior FSU staff member in July 2025. “At some point we will need to explain what we did with all that money raised for a case done pro bono.”

Internally, “it was just a big joke to everyone,” said a source who previously worked for the FSU. “Haha, we raised all that money, let’s hope no one ever finds out about it.”
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 18/08/2026
uh-huh
Trending topics today (18 August 2026) showing the number one trending topic as "Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor"
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 17/08/2026
Nee, ik ga geen 'live' foto's plaatsen. Hier is hoe 't eruit had *kunnen* zien (foto die ik maakte in 2012)
Viewed from the back, a parking enforcement officer walking, on his way to stick a parking ticket onto a yellow and red Little Tikes toy car parked next to a red post box in London. Picture taken by me (Jojo) in 2012.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 14/08/2026

Fri 14 Aug
19:01

Severe Alert
Issued by the UK Government
now

There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.
Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999.
Search gov.uk/alerts for more information.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 14/08/2026
Today is less hot but feels hotter than yesterday. Time for a hearty winter meal #boerenkoolstamppot #colcannon 🤭
boerenkoolstamppot (similar to but not the same as colcannon)
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 14/08/2026
"New ringtone, who dis?" #whimsy
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 13/08/2026
You take an interest in Dutch and Flemish literature, but you need English translations? Or you want to share your love of Dutch and Flemish literature with (other) non natives? I've created a list for you! uk.bookshop.org/lists/translations-and-adaptations-of-dutch-and-flemish-classics
Screenshot of the heading on uk.bookshop.org/lists/translations-and-adaptations-of-dutch-and-flemish-classics
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 13/08/2026
@weratedogs.com boWnita was right there! 🎀
WeRateDogs' email header saying "the daily dog feels 🎀 bonita 🎀"
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 12/08/2026
"I'm a ray of sunshine, me"
a still captured from the video this post responds to. A ginger cat looks into the camera. The cat is wearing a crocheted sun border around its head.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 12/08/2026
Ah-awwww 😍 Hoe heet ze?
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 12/08/2026
How to kill off a platform where people don't all worship at the altar of late-stage-capitalist overlords... <sigh> #Glassdoor #Indeed
What if I don't want to link my accounts or use Indeed to sign into Glassdoor?
Soon, an Indeed account will be required to access Glassdoor features. If you don't link your accounts or use Indeed, you'll eventually lose access to signed-in features. You can also delete your account(s).
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 12/08/2026
Three years today since Keith, a.k.a. the "Bestest", passed away. I still miss him.
a one-eyed ginger cat named Keith, lying on a bed, his front paws resting on a blue cooling mat. Keith passed away on 12 August 2026.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 12/08/2026
Good luck everyone (I've just come in from outside and it already felt hot out there) ☀️🌡️🥵
Weather forecast for London showing temperatures expected of 32°C (91°F) today, 35°C (95°F) tomorrow, and 33°C (91°F) Friday
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 11/08/2026
Nope. I call BS. There is absolutely no way.
"President Trump hid in an airport catering container and was taken to a military jet for a secret flight out of the country after the NATO summit last month."
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 10/08/2026
Side note, but I see that the BBC have now at least changed the nonsensical featured stock photograph; the one on the article is no longer the one seen here in the Bluesky preview
A nonsensical stock photograph of a supposed office worker with their hands on the keyboard of a laptop and their supposed concentrated gaze 20cm over the laptop and away from the external monitor next to the laptop but possibly belonging to the person seated next to the main character in the photograph although it's not facing that person's way...
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 10/08/2026
You are correct
An engineering director at Google said four years ago that AI would deliver a four-day work week by 2025, external.

Earlier this year, and just one year after that engineering director's prediction, OpenAI took up the challenge, in a manner of speaking. It formally urged companies to start testing out a four-day work week (with no change in pay), claiming that AI will soon be able to speed up so much human labour that the corporate world should prepare itself.

However, a former OpenAI technical employee who left the company last year told the BBC the firm never actually trialled the four-day work week it suggested others should try while they were there.

Instead, the person described what was often a gruelling work culture marked by frequent "crisis meetings", working on weekends, and "super cut-throat" performance reviews that would see colleagues suddenly let go.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 08/08/2026
Testing your faith
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 04/08/2026
...been unwell in bed these past few days, and I was checking Instagram for what loved ones might have been up to, when my feed there, instead of friends or family, served disturbing moving images by an artist I don't even follow on Instagram. I did not ask for that, but I got it. So I closed...
A very emaciated Ariana Grande in her latest music video. Apparently not even cosmetic fillers, make-up, professional lighting and camera filters can cover up that this adult woman does not look healthy right now, and yes, I find that worrying.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 02/08/2026
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 29/07/2026
@ftm.eu @ftm.nl * sent (see alt text)
Screenshot from a pop-up on FTM.eu saying "We've send (sic) you an email with the login link, check your spam folder too." --- It should say "We've sent" with a t, not "We've send" with a d.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 26/07/2026
Just one important note: the first/main picture featured on the website is not the actual machine, the actual machine is as depicted in the second photograph.
a section of the second photograph of the coffee machine (screenshot from the website), showing the front operating panel of the coffee maker with a digital clock, buttons to switch the machine on/off, and buttons to programme the clock and the timer.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 23/07/2026
TIDAL now labels and demonetises AI content. And not only that, as a front-end user you can go in your playback settings and disable AI content from playing for you at all, in the same way you can allow or disallow explicit content and autoplay.
Screenshot from TIDAL playback settings showing options to enable autoplay, allow explicit content (or not), and allow AI content (or not).
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 23/07/2026
The World Cup has finished, the new club leagues season not yet started, how about retreating with a brew and a book? I think I've created just the list for you! uk.bookshop.org/lists/footie
A preview of the header of the Footie book list on Bookshop.org, showing covers of books by or about Johan Cruyff, Alex Ferguson, Diego Maradona, Eric Cantona, Roy Keane, and others, as well as Nick Hornby's novel Fever Pitch
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 22/07/2026
Just tested my first short URL using UseClick.io and... d'oh. Thanks for the free trial
Screenshot of Cloudflare error screen, showing ✅ Browser working ✅ Cloudflare working ❌ Host error uclk.me
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 19/07/2026
@greef.eurosky.social @ponckster.bsky.social @haroldinho.bsky.social
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 18/07/2026
mood
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 17/07/2026
Miffy needs a new battery
A tiny orange Miffy-brand alarm clock. It looks like a large classic mechanical alarm clock (round with bells on top), but it is a miniature dupe of one: the round part has a diameter of about five centimetres or two inches, the alarm clock is battery-operated, and its alarm sound is beeps rather than ringing bells
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