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Your daily John Waters screenshot

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I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing. (by @jordan-r.bsky.social)

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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22h

The Council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws...

and come to a final decision.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In other words, that thin-shelled ovum of the domestic fowl will never be safe

as long as there are chickens laying and I'm alive,

because I am your egg man, and there ain't a better one in town.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And you did call yourselves "the filthiest people alive."

Well, what kind of credit rating do you think that is?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our footage is stronger than Otto Preminger's!

Creepier and darker than David Lynch's!

More exploitive than Herschell Gordon Lewis.

And more violent than Sam Fuller.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Purr, purr Francine.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just think of all the little horror stories...

that go on in other people's lives.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I masturbated 14 times last night just thinkin' of you.

And when I finally did fall asleep

my dreams were not exactly dry.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Beverly and air conditioner victim

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$2.30.

You can shove $2.30, hack!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our souls are black, even though our skin is white.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why aren't you out catchin' criminals and murderers?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy birthday Pedro Almodóvar!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As you grow to embrace your concussion,

you'll learn to accept anything sexual

as long as it's safe, consensual and doesn't harm others.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can't dye your clothes here!

I don't have any fall colors.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Happy birthday Ricki Lake!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pretzels give you plaque.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She is a whore, officer.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You've dialed the wrong number!

Sorry? What good is that?

How can you ever repay the 30 seconds

you have stolen from my life?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, my name is Francine Fishpaw...

And? And? And?

And I am an alcoholic!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You wanna powder my chafed butt?

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You got some doo-doo on your shoe.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Could you turn that racket down?

I'm trying to iron in here.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No, I don't want no goddamn eggs!

I want meat and potatoes.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just a reminder.

You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You dance lewdly for the boys at lunch period?

For a quarter I will.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They call me Dora.

And I'm a chronic masturbator.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Now I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do...

and my diet pill is wearing off.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Show me down and dirty.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Patch Adams does not deserve a director's cut.

The first one was long enough!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I realized that one should always follow their own conscience

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Well, hip, hip, hooray for your cheap climax.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why else would they sign that "the filthiest people alive"?

Everyone knows that that title has become my trademark.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Mrs. Gravel, I'd like to examine your underpants.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Now let me check the zip code: 212-FUCK-YOU.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

His penis is gone!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You got a little sugar in you, don't you? Sure. I can tell. A little light in the loafer.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore!

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is Mink Stole. She's gonna be traveling with me for a while.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Shelley Fabares? I love Shelley Fabares.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pubic hair is against the law.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or fifth-rate porno play.

Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm straight and I fucking hate it!