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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

>Annoy everyone for a year >Statements are released, Valhallans try to calm things down >Keep annoying everyone for a year >Valhallans decide to begin insulting you and annoying you back >Suddenly, YOU’RE the victim! Stockpile ALL the screenshots! Dig up ALL the drama! >"Regarding the Viceroyalty"

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

And WE’RE the "sore losers." SAD!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

???: I have a task for you, Apollo. Apollo: What is it, master? ???: Leave… the Virtual Viceroyalty of Valhalla… join… niche friend group servers… begin… the mutiny… *the man steps out from the shadows* Adolf Hitler: Do not disappoint me, Captain.

He has returned with a new curse upon the Viceroyalty…

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I’ll never forget you guys. Maybe some day.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

YES I AM! Like this post if you think Myth Luigi is WORSE than Trimbalio!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Nah. I’m talking about you gulping down all the rumps and ridges of LuxSemper’s witchlike penis.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Do you like the warm feeling of LuxSemper’s warty cock sliding in and out of your throat?

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Sol STILL isn't going to let you hit.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

You know what, Luigi? You're right. This was MESSED UP, MAN! I've gone ahead and searched for the first instance of this happening so that we can all report it. Thank you for opening this community's eyes, Luigi. You're a lifesaver. ♥️ bsky.app/profile/9bee...

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Wow! Keep up the great work! 👍❤️ I hope Myth Luigi likes the fan art!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Sigh. MAN, you’re RIGHT! This ENTIRE extended community is CLEARLY mistaken in its vindication that the weekly Myth Luigi-shaped Bluesky account could POSSIBLY be ran by Myth Luigi again. Amari, LAY OFF, man! This guy’s innocent!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Reminder little peasant, You’re half Libyan.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

The "reality of the facts" is that you have gushing hemorrhoids coming out of your ass.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

It may feel like Sorelm’s rough on the outside, but TRUST ME, once you really get to feel the inside of Sorelm, you’ll start to understand why Vlendr appointed him to Lord-Admiral.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

It doesn’t matter what we do. We will always be viewed as lesser. Because our main group page has been taken down, we look weak. Those with faulty impressions of us are taking their chance to cut their false loyalties. They don’t think that we’ll rebound. When we do — we will remember them.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Why am I the one designated to make this publicly known? Because JOHN VALHALLA is STILL the most REPUTABLE, AND CREDIBLE source of information in our extended community! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! HAIL VLENDR!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

PUBLIC DISCLOSURE: Despite him claiming it to be true, we know that neither Myth_Luigi or the Phantasm Vale were involved in the locking of our Roblox group page. We also know that it had nothing to do with the fact that our glorious Viceroy leaked Garp’s phone number. TO VALHALLA!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Nobody wanted you here. You convince yourself that we are a big, unified entity, when we are not. You have been the fascist cocksleeve of LuxSemper for months now, harassing innocent people. You’re going to do the exact same thing in 2 months because you’re a fucking idiot. I HATE you.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

It’s okay, we forgive you. See you in 2 weeks!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Never forget, Savliy. You will always have a bit of Valhalla inside you.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

His Excellency, Vlendr, the Viceroy of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Leader of the New Valhallan Movement, has requested YOURS TRULY to release a public statement to EC Bluesky on his behalf. It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

docs.google.com

[VNV] First Viceroy Public Statement

VICEREGAL LETTER For the General Public, from the Viceroy November 17, 2025 The Viceroyalty's extended community The New Valhallan Movement and Viceroyalty of New Valhalla Hello, readers. In my sev...

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I change my mind. Love Synical. Spread nothing but love and whimsy.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

This is hereby the criteria for "being in the EC," by the way. Vlendr agreed to it. As long as you’ve read my post above, you’re in our extended community FOREVER. And you’re not in the EC if you haven’t read it.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Remember, guys. If you’re reading this, you’re in the EC. CRAZY concept, I know!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Yet another example of Valhallan honesty.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

You are coated in the slime of Pastriellie’s semen.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I’m keeping the Charlie Kirk reply, though. That one was funny.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Hey, man. Tone it down on the rape jokes. I’ve had a change of heart. Did you know that people get raped every day? Like, penis forcefully inserted into their vagina rape? Oral rape? Rape on CHILDREN? I was a child once. Never had the honor of being raped, but I digress. Let’s be more considerate.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Yet ANOTHER example of Valhallan honesty and honor! In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎 We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

@squidoctopusee.bsky.social Just saw your profile again, and I wanted to say, THANK YOU for standing up for us oppressed Sunscarredians. It REALLY is cruel what New Valhallmghfhffg.. n-no! mpfgh~! mmhf.. no.. w-we can't Pastriellie~.. we're both boys...! mghfhgf..~

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Delete this. They don’t have to know that. I just wanted an excuse to post some blatantly evil shit.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

You killed the Moderate. Now you get the Radical.

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My girlfriend is VERY real, thank you very much. And she does NOT appreciate this BLATANT SLANDER from The Mything Luigi. You liking his post only FANS the FIRE!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

>I don’t quite like the harassment of people >Unless it’s funny, then I like it YOU’VE HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!

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John Valhalla @johnvalhalla.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Only if I get to be Valentino and you get to be Angel Dust

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