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johnthedm3.bsky.social

@johnthedm3.bsky.social
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TTRPG obsessive, He/Him, leftist, former Professional Mad Wine-Scientist, stay at home dad, enthusiastically bad at drawing, fuck AI slop

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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Can’t have a door on a bunker in the grim darkness of the far future without hazard stripes
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@doctorspork.bsky.social is making is the best 40K terrain on the market today. The platonic ideal. The exact kinda shit I would have killed to be able to make when I was playing 3rd edition back in my parents basement in middle school.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My wife got me a filament printer for my birthday this year. I am gonna print so many Doctor Spork files now. Truly, just a problematic amount of old warhammer stuff.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit, Lunacid rules. Got into the mummy temple on level 1 and had to do proper megadungeon style mapping to keep track of things because the dungeon map kept looping and intersecting in interesting ways while I could only see to the end of my torch light.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m sorry, but the phrase “social contagion” is the most Nazi coded thing I’ve read in years and we’re living through a fascist coup
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The more I look at dolmenwood the more I desperately want to run it for my group.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a parent of a kindergartner I sincerely hate back to school season. My kid has been sick off and on for 4 weeks now.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had an appointment to get the big-ass hole in my office floor repaired. Been waiting on the landlord to schedule it for 2 months. Scheduled window is 12-3. Guy rolls in at 5pm to replace the floor after I’ve had to call multiple times today to check on whether or not he’s going to even show up.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are so sick!
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am really enjoying running Old school essentials. I’m 10 sessions into a campaign and finally feeling like I understand what makes the system tick. It’s really nice to have concrete procedures for gameplay as well. That framework takes a lot of pressure off the GM and lets you flex creatively.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last night my players ambushed and attacked the evil adventuring party from deep carbon observatory. I had a lot of fun reading bits of the crows flavor text before their actions.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve had a few instances now I’m deep carbon observatory where I’ve rolled up random magic items from OSE for the players as loot and my wizard got a horn of blasting tonight. Unfortunately, due to a poisoned arrow grounding ALL OFFENSIVE MAGIC into him, that became a horn of self destruct…
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, I’m seeing a lot of people talking shit about macklemores music who have clearly never been blasted on grain alcohol outside a house party in a rural Washington college town at 2 in the morning in 2013
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Highlight of the night: the party finds a bunch of chained iron jars connected to an ornate lock that matches the key they’ve been trying to use on stuff for weeks. The jars are roughly person sized, and there’s a scratching sound coming from inside. And there’s 20 jars tied to one lock.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man the first dungeon in deep carbon observatory really is a fuck you to the players lmao. They figured out that basically all the treasure was in the river below the damn and bailed on the dungeon without doing anything too dangerous
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Session like 6 or 7 of Deep Carbon Observatory tonight. My Players just arrived in a village and discovered its entire adult population ensnared by a witch's magic. Once they deal with the Witch they're most likely headed to the Dam for the first proper dungeon of the campaign
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the kind of opinions you get when your company’s chief TECHNICAL officer is “not a nerd”. The push for AI is being cheerled on all fronts by people who were never a part of the old internet. They cannot understand why the net was good they see only profit and power and should not be trusted
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s here! So excited to get some games of JundJund in soon
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Picked out some thematically correct basic lands for my JundJund deck.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I ordered the remainder of the cards I need to put together my JundJund deck today. It’s such a great format. Does exactly the sort of thing I want in a casual two player magic format. I want to toy with some eldrazi like writhing chrysalis and eldrazi repurposer in the list once it’s all together.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well I’ll be damned. No Mans Sky is pretty good now. I’m accumulating a merchant fleet out of vanquished and commandeered pirate vessels
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck google. humoring the mad king of America in his quest to name bodies of water after America whenever he’s having a temper tantrum
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s fascinating to see the world accelerating towards a home grown Butlerian jihad in my lifetime
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still got it.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole “ai agents were hacking other businesses” story from a couple weeks back will end up being bullshit devised to keep their stock prices going up. I can feel it in my bones.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are worse ways to spend a day than blaring King Giz and baking a shitload of bread
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Every time I’m starting to have quibbles about the foundation tv show Lee Pace shows up on screen and steals the fucking show. God damn
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The fucked up thing about adhd medication is that the side effects are fucking miserable but I can already tell it’s making a huge difference in my ability to get shit done every day
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s funny that conservatives all scrambled to protect trump’s “mistress” only for it to come out that their relationship is way creepier and grosser than an affair ever could have been
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The foundation TV show has this weird tension where the most interesting shit in any given episode is where they’ve given themselves leeway to go off-book, and any time it’s focused on the foundation the characters feel off and stilted due to their attempts to reference the books.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just got diagnosed with adhd at 35 and honestly it explains a few things.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My local game store is the fucking coolest. We showed up for cube draft this afternoon and the person who was bringing the cube had car trouble and had to cancel. Turns out, our local game store has a cube they were willing to loan us totally free. Hadn’t been used since probably 2015.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I refuse to believe the dragons name isn’t pronounced “smog”. It’s too perfect and on theme for the children’s storybook about a greedy monster burning the world for profit. I also love how the goblin aren’t evil because they’re goblins, they’re evil because they invented bombs.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I finally set up an appointment to get checked out for adhd tomorrow morning. Unfortunately now I’m so stressed out about it that I can’t sleep.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Went to my first magic prerelease today and had a fucking blast. Ended up making a dwarves/anthems deck that was pretty spicy won 2/3 games and got a buddy out of his comfort zone to go play at his LGS
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of my players picked up a sword last night that “makes them immune to fear from any source” I’m giving him pretty broad leeway in how he wants to have that affect his character going forward.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shit this was session 4
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Session 3 of deep carbon observatory. The part camped out in a ruined church, met a woman named echo who led them into an ambush with zombies. Fought a mummy, and helped a man bury his wife, who then gave them a premonition about a vile pale giant and an ominous pit from beyond the grave…
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Started watching sugar on Apple TV after seeing some hints that you could basically view it as a Culture/special curcumstances story and it’s pretty fun from that angle. I have no idea if I would have enjoyed it if I wasn’t already a fan of the culture though.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just saw the dnd universes beyond shit and honestly all I can picture is a room full of execs standing in a circle chanting “slop! Slop! Slop!” While they prepare to butcher dnd for any profitability left in the IP by making it Fortnite.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fuck I just realized I need to re-read roadside picnic before my players make it to the damn in deep carbon observatory
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All that’s left is to dig out cards and sleeve them up and play
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have acquired 1000 sleeves for magic cards at a deep discount in a shady parking lot exchange. The perfect start to putting my innistrad centric spooky cube together.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ran session 3 of deep carbon observatory. The party ran into Rem Koolhouse and Ruskin Behavior having an impotent wizards duel on a bridge and then used their corpses to go grapnel hook fishing with for a giant pike that they took back to town to help the starving townsfolk
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We picked up a knockoff peloton this week for like $100 and honestly it’s been great. I’ll jump on it and pedal for 10-15 minutes at a time throughout the day. I don’t have a schedule that’s super conducive to going to the gym but I will run on my exercise wheel like a hamster while doomscrolling.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finally getting around to watching project Hail Mary. God damn what a movie.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Started reading the hobbit to my kid yesterday. He’s 5, and within one chapter he is completely hooked and wants to know what Gandalf is up to
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is one of those ideas that’s so good I’m genuinely upset I didn’t think of it.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Powers out tonight so I sat on the porch and drew a postcard dungeon for a friend until it got too dark to see.
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johnthedm3.bsky.social @johnthedm3.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They make bob ross playmats for mtg!? Why did no one tell me this!?
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