johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 8hThen why the fuck can't we have Sharia law everywhere if it does this? 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 13hNeed theme music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQu...youtube.comRob Zombie - DragulaYouTube video by RobZombieVEVO 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 14hYou'll need a crash course in the rules: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u57Q...youtube.comKicking a Ball and Pretending to Be Hurt | Teen Titans Go! | Cartoon NetworkYouTube video by Cartoon Network UK 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 16hHaven't seen it, but Roger Daltrey playing an alien vampire as a Vegas lounge singer was not a thing I expected. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 17hI am extremely surprised that Yelena is dating Eddie Brock, or, really, any human male. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 23hThat's how Mayor Lionheart got elected in Zootopia in the first place... 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I still want The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfDI...youtube.comWes Anderson Horror Trailer - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Also, hasn't Ukraine been blowing the shit out of Russian fuel production capacity to the point they can't gas up their own cars? How much diesel could Russia send to us anyway? 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And right now the Flanagan series is feeling more like an X-Men spin-off than Stephen King horror. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Nah, pretty sure it can get even more treasonous... 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I doubt it'll happen but Zendaya's MJ becoming this character would be pretty awesome. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have little problem believe more people are less likely to PUBLICLY identity as LGBTQ+ given that our government is fine with MAGAts murdering them. 030
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Undead Columbus. "Where da Indian women at?" 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Steve giving strong Dramatic Hamster energy there. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wielding a Cricket bat and wearing a hockey mask, the Bat-Executioner shoots pickle-beams from his eyes to kill criminals and eat poutine. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Or ICE did not but shot anyway because "KILL THE ANCHOR BABY!" 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I still Tweet my Tweets on Twitter sometimes. 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Bob was a regular plumber dealing with some literal radioactive shit. Now he fights crime as Fecal Matters. 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remember that bit in 2024 when Trump was praising Hannibal Lector? I Tweeted (still calling it that. Fuck X.) Anthony Hopkins to ask if he was prank-calling Trump as Dr. Lector. No answer, but after this I think Trump is just brain-rotted. 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The "War on Christmas" is false flag propaganda to cover the attempt by Christmas to conquer the whole calendar. "Halloween has fallen!" Christmas cries. "On to Labor Day!" 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hope we learn that Arendelle's founder was Viking Hitler-Stalin to just triple down on the "our ancestors were horrible people" thing. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Which kind of fits. The Mafia was formed, in part, due to the vicious racism Italian immigrants suffered. 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As long as we don't have to let him back into the country later. 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I still watch some TV shows through my laptop, but I don't think I've plugged in my actual TV for like a month or two. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tried to get this on Amazon, but they just have Audible/CDs. 110
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Voiced by Tatiana Maslany (please, oh please, oh please...)? 020
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQy...youtube.comMy Baby's In Love With Eddie VedderYouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nah. Party and grocery shop like it's 1699. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZ...youtube.com"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" - Official Video)YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'd be "Your anti-Trans ass lost me at HP marathon." 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I saw this in my 9th grade English class and developed a serious film crush on Olivia Hussey. Later I found out that Hussey was 15 (and Leonard Whiting/Romeo was 16) when they filmed the nude scenes. So...yeah. I saw child pornography in my 9th grade English class... 340
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Starro looks like something out of HP Lovecraft about to eat the lot of us. Darkseid looks constipated. 010
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, there are probably mammoths in Siberia right now. They're dead, but they're there... 040
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ZOOTOPIA is a movie about a cute little bunny and a cute little fox who fight... racial profiling and bigotry. 100
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dell was the visual inspiration for the demon doll? 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I remember seeing this in the theater and people reacting and freaking out. Gasps and "OMGs!" over... a door opening. A sheet moving. The movie nailed the really hard to do bit of "this is actually happening right in front of us." 030
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Still wish we could have a Wes Anderson horror movie... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfDI...youtube.comWes Anderson Horror Trailer - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 051
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Trump isn't humblebragging about anything because that would require him to pretend to be humble and can't do that even a little bit. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv_Q...youtube.comThe Biggest Ball of Twine In MinnesotaYouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic 120
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Drew Hayes's Spells, Swords and Stealth series begins with village NPCs(a halforc bartender, human guard, human "princess"/daughter of the lord and Thistle the gnome) assume the identities of four D&D style player-characters to keep the psycho king from murdering their home village. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Maybe do a Lower Decks rewatch. No AI and money going to a trans-hating bitch. 120
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The historical accuracy bit wasn't even really criticism. It was a fun, goofy, enjoyable movie. None of the actors being assholes (as far as I know) was a bonus. 000
johntfs.bsky.social @johntfs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For historical accuracy it's basically, "In 1740 Mark Twain and Skeletor won the Battle of Norway by dropping an atomic bomb on St. Louis." 110
