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John Roy

@johnroycomic.bsky.social
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I love Dan’s artwork too, but his writing is just as good and we need him rested for the rest of the year. You also can’t argue with the guests he found to warm his seat.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I can’t tell whether which it sounds more like
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yours is the only Flash Gordon comic I’ve read, so maybe they have tons of arcs where they whip huge ass, but so far the Tusk Men have taken zero W’s.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Watch me tonight on CBS after Colbert on Comics Unleashed!
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
If it’s noon on a Saturday that means it’s Road Comics Go To The Movies By Themselves in Random Cities O’Clock! What are you all seeing?
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I know celebrities usually die in 3s and not 4s, but remember Jazz guys love weird time signatures.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
90s kid enjoying some nostalgia all week long
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Happy for Sleep Token’s success, I loved fighting them in Elden Ring and I’m glad they’ve got a new project
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When did Gen Z decide to all look like the 1978 Oakland A’s? This is every guy stumbling through Koreatown on a weekend -
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Right wing Star Wars fans at some level realize that throwing a wrongly accused man into an off shore mega prison where no one leaves is literally what the Empire does in Andor, right?
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Come see me this weekend at Tacoma Comedy Club on 6th and Proctor. Here’s a bunch of things I was on that mostly don’t exist anymore. This does not take away from how they were all correct about how funny I am.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Someone listened to a bunch of static sounds and was like “this feels pink and this one is more, like, brown feeling” and we were all like “I have no questions. codify it!”
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#standup #comedy #immigration
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I know people like Luigi Mangeone but I’m a a bit shocked he already has a headphone endorsement
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hearing right wingers say that only Steve Rogers can be Captain America is hilarious because all of them would have passed him over for this guy, even after he ran from the grenade.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Saying Mike Myers can only do two accents is actually a compliment to the man becuase it means you’ve forgotten this one
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
It does not matter to Lorne Michaels whether any SNL episode is funny or not, only that he fulfills his promise to the Illuminati to preserve saxophone music.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Threads. Bluesky. X.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
It's Rolling Stone. He looks harmless, but he does represent the magazine that trashed ''Layla'', broke up Cream, ripped every album Led Zeppelin ever made. Don't forget the rules, man. This little shit *is* the enemy.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
This looks like a public domain font called Martini
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Ok I know I’m a dad with a two year old, but honestly these Paul Rudish Mickey shorts on Disney plus have more creative gags in three minutes than most streaming comedies have in a season.
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John Roy @johnroycomic.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
In case you didn’t think we were in the worst universe, this is the closest thing we have to wizards.
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