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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I feel like there isn't enough jubilence that Dennis Hastert and Jim Bakker are dead. Guys we can't properly celebrate #TheDayItHappens with no rehearsal. We need a dry run. We need practice.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One party wants everyone to have a fair opportunity at a healthy, prosperous life while the other is robbing the treasury and herding people into concentration camps so it's like

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Seth Meyers Shrugs

ALT: Seth Meyers Shrugs

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Extra credit if Turturro and Esposito reunite as Pino and Buggin' Out.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I hope disgraceful octogenarian Republican pedophile deaths come in threes (or at least twos).

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw it long ago, but hardly a week goes by that I don't think about the plot point on champagne consumption.

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goody @goody.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you wanted to watch every NFL game this season here are all the streaming services you'd need: ESPN Disney+ Netflix HBO Go/Max/HBO NOW Hallmark+ CBS Sportsballs Plus CSPAN X PornHub NP ClaudeGPT TheBurntPeanut Tivo Classic MLBtv Extra Innings Svengoolie NP JustinTV WikiHowdyDoody

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Here's a free rebranding idea for @cbsnews.com to reflect the @60minutes.bsky.social softball approach to Hegseth and other Gruppenführers ...

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#NeverForget the day a few dozen men tried to compromise American sovereignty, abolish democracy and limit Constitutional freedoms by imposing a twisted religious cult on hundreds of millions of unwilling American citizens. (I'm talking about last night in Dallas btw.)

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Trump Cites Imaginary Tale of Being Rescued on 9/11. Could Joe Biden's Dementia Be To Blame?" - @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

That's what I love about these Bruckheimer franchise pics, man ... Tom gets older, female leads stay the same age. I'm excited to hear "Let me outta the car, Cole!" in a Tennessee twang.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I was a student at Xavier when the Reds' Opening Day umpire collapsed and died in the first inning. Marge was enraged that the game was postponed.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

These things come in threes and third time's the charm. These things come in threes and third time's the charm. These things come in threes and third time's the charm.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

FUCKING HELL, *HOW* HARD IS IT TO EXPIRE THE CORRECT 80-YEAR-OLD, "ALL MERCIFUL" GOD?!

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Roscoreo's"? I feel like a huge marketing opportunity was missed here.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America would change the mnemonic from "HOMES" to "SHAME" which ... ok, that tracks.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Could I speak to Arc of the Moral Universe's manager please?

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Quick reminder that Mitch McConnell croaked like two months ago.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Going Further" as he gazes to the reader's left, usually associated with looking backwards. Chef kiss.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ONCE IN A WHILE ... even the billionaire nepo baby owner of a prominent NFL team has to pay for it at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community in East Palestine, Ohio.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm so gay I know you meant Connections. I also apparently have some news for my wife and 10 y.o. son. 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Half-convinced I spotted Pablo Schreiber in Boston last week, I was inspired to rewatch The Wire S2 and confirmed: still a masterpiece. One-score-and-three years later ... props and thanks to @audacityofdespair.bsky.social!

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

[Russian honeypot agent embeds in White House, compromising America's national sovereignty] Legacy Media: "Oooh WILL they or WON'T they?!" 😍🥰😘

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I am from the Chicago area visiting the Boston with my family ... why are YOU rewatching "John Adams"?!

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Girl same. And don't even get me started on the opening to Sia "Breathe Me." Waterworks.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Imagine being the White House staffer charged with coming up with the cover story after Trump went missing for an hour and they found him in a catering cart.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026