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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I feel like there isn't enough jubilence that Dennis Hastert and Jim Bakker are dead. Guys we can't properly celebrate #TheDayItHappens with no rehearsal. We need a dry run. We need practice.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I hope disgraceful octogenarian Republican pedophile deaths come in threes (or at least twos).

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goody @goody.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you wanted to watch every NFL game this season here are all the streaming services you'd need: ESPN Disney+ Netflix HBO Go/Max/HBO NOW Hallmark+ CBS Sportsballs Plus CSPAN X PornHub NP ClaudeGPT TheBurntPeanut Tivo Classic MLBtv Extra Innings Svengoolie NP JustinTV WikiHowdyDoody

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Here's a free rebranding idea for @cbsnews.com to reflect the @60minutes.bsky.social softball approach to Hegseth and other Gruppenführers ...

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#NeverForget the day a few dozen men tried to compromise American sovereignty, abolish democracy and limit Constitutional freedoms by imposing a twisted religious cult on hundreds of millions of unwilling American citizens. (I'm talking about last night in Dallas btw.)

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Trump Cites Imaginary Tale of Being Rescued on 9/11. Could Joe Biden's Dementia Be To Blame?" - @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

These things come in threes and third time's the charm. These things come in threes and third time's the charm. These things come in threes and third time's the charm.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

FUCKING HELL, *HOW* HARD IS IT TO EXPIRE THE CORRECT 80-YEAR-OLD, "ALL MERCIFUL" GOD?!

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America would change the mnemonic from "HOMES" to "SHAME" which ... ok, that tracks.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Could I speak to Arc of the Moral Universe's manager please?

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Quick reminder that Mitch McConnell croaked like two months ago.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ONCE IN A WHILE ... even the billionaire nepo baby owner of a prominent NFL team has to pay for it at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community in East Palestine, Ohio.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Half-convinced I spotted Pablo Schreiber in Boston last week, I was inspired to rewatch The Wire S2 and confirmed: still a masterpiece. One-score-and-three years later ... props and thanks to @audacityofdespair.bsky.social!

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

[Russian honeypot agent embeds in White House, compromising America's national sovereignty] Legacy Media: "Oooh WILL they or WON'T they?!" 😍🥰😘

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Imagine being the White House staffer charged with coming up with the cover story after Trump went missing for an hour and they found him in a catering cart.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This is guaranteed to be a delightful counterbalance to the [gestures wildly in every direction].

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oh yeah right, like I'm so sure THAT'S why he was hiding in a catering vehicle.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we left the fate of America up to the selfish whims of a few assholes over 75? Like ... as a joke?

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Blaming Dr. Fauci for the shitty jobs numbers in 3 ... 2 ...

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Reminder, fellas: just a dainty molecule of cologne is too much cologne.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The employees at my grocery store deli could teach a masterclass in avoiding eye contact.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Those five words every fella wants to hear.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

SUUUUUUUPER comforted by James Carville's prediction that Trump will leave office before next April 15.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Did WWII start this fucking stupidly or

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

YOU DOWN WIT' O.T.G.? (Yeah, you know me!)

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When I meet co-workers who were born after I graduated college.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"GENERALISSIMO MITCH McCONNELL IS STILL DEAD!"

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My superpower is launching a customer service chat thread then clicking on another tab and completely forgetting about it. My other superpower is antiquated joke structures.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Boomers DO NOT GIVE A FUCK about a loud ringing cell phone.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Senator McConnell is FINE. He's doing fine.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

🎶 If you like Piña Coladas ... 🎶

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky "OK so turns out that's definitely true." - Argentina

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Happy for this guy.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

For a minute, I was afraid my YouTubeTV free trial would end before this game does.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Thank goodness Mitch McConnell is not alive to see this World Cup final.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Me watching whoever sang that FIFA song.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Smoking a brisket low and slow at by hanging it out on my front porch all weekend.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Cyclosporiasis Flushington. Tennessee Tech.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just because I got today's Wordle does NOT mean I condone it.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"I'll have a large Coke, please." "Is the inexperienced and totally unqualified sister of Coke OK?"

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm just off the phone after a great conversation with Lindsey Graham. We spoke for 20 minutes about a variety of issues and he's eager to get back to work soon.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hell gained a Graham crackler.

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John P. Glynn @johnpglynn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"Trump's Unconventional Subpoena Of NYT Reporters Is A Creative Interpretation Of The First Amendment" - @nytopinion.nytimes.com

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