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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Another @trevorcarlee.bsky.social special, and I’m in it! Don’t blink! And donate here: www.extra-life.org/participants...

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Now why couldn’t they have school carnival signs like this in my day? Sexy, alluring, the lady second from right, obviously bottomless, hands diving toward her nethers… my school carnival just had LAME handmade signs by children

The sign at my daughter’s school carnival… “Ride if you dare EXTREME” - with sexy half-nekkid ladies, one giving the “shhh” sign, one obviously bottomless, hand diving toward her nethers

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

At my 2nd Dodgers game today - first Dodgers game was 30 years ago to the day, Aug 10, 1995, when the Dodgers had to forfeit because the fans threw all their free baseballs on the field. That was the trip we scouted and secured my first apartment in LA - we moved in two weeks later!

Free baseballs hitting the turf at Dodgers Stadium, 08/10/95

Me & me bairn standing by the Dodgers bobble statue

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

To encourage myself in 2025, I printed out my completed writing from 2024. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Whatever knows holiday cheer BURNS at the touch of the Man-Thing!

A shelf of Man-Thing products; comics, toys and lunchboxes, festooned with Santa hats

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

These shits is more rare than gold. Stock up now, lest ye be left bereft of Cranberry Something-Something Sprite!

Three cans of delicious (?) Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite, in a bucket of ice

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Our upstairs home design, my wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social ‘s movie “The Apology,” and a giant-size gathering of Man-Thing products. Also, an actual animation cell from Disney’s “Robin Hood” and a non-movie “Jungle Book” cell.

Movie poster for “The Apology,” animation cells from “Robin Hood” and “Jungle Book,” and Man-Thing merchandise

Man-Thing collection: a couple of “Giant-Size Man-Thing” comics, action figure, Funko, plushie and lunch box.

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Gettin’ up in that Black Lizard, with my favorite bookmark (created by author Chuck Palahniuk)

“Shoot the Piano Player” Black Lizard press book by David Goodis, b&w cover photo of a 50s-style man, with a feet-long bookmark of various stones, costume jewelry & knick-knacks

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

This ain’t s’posed to be out til October 1, but the bookstore I was at had it on display, so shit’s mine!

Cover of “The Last Dangerous Visions” edited by Harlan Ellison

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

My awesome wife got me this cuz she’s delightful.

Photo: “Astounding Science Fiction” cover, Dec 1958 - a tall man with a mechanical backpack selling sci-fi jumpsuits to a shorter man

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 13/08/2024

I’m a’gonna be in a play! “The Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens,” at Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre, Aug. 23, 24, 30, 31, & Sep. 6 & 7! Tix available here-ish: zombiejoes.tix.com

Poster Art for “The Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens” featuring cartoon drawings of Guy Man, his assistant Maureen, his butler Wilferd, his Ma, Eve, and assorted other cast. Fridays and Saturdays at 8:30p, August 23, 24, 30, 31 and September 6 & 7, 2024

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Hear ye, hear ye, a new play writ & produced by Dirk Voetberg, with me as the titular (haw haw) character! “Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens,” coming in Aug/Sep to Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre!

A new play! By Dirk Voetberg!
“The Guy Man & Maureen: The Power Sort of Awakens”
Anger! Debt! Intrigue!
August 23, 24, 30, 31
& September 6, 7
8:30 in the pm!
At… Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre — 4850 Lankershim Blvd, North Hollywood, CA

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 26/03/2024

My talented wife Alison Star Locke @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social - writer/director of “The Apology” (now on Hulu! … and weirdly, Disney+ ), is doing a panel at WonderCon on Friday at 9:00pm, with many other talented ladies of horror! Come see, come see!

WonderCon 2024
“Such Sights to Show You: How Women In Horror Make Movies at Any Budget”
Photos: Alison Star Locke, Brea Grant, Camille Corbett, Chelsea Stardust, Maggie Levin and Virginia Powers Hendry”
A panel where we’ll discuss the ways women are creating genre film at every level and budget!
Moderated by
Anastasia Washington and Shannon Brown

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

Things you don’t expect to find when playing a Legacy game. #TicketToRideLegendsOfTheWest

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

As Irvine Welsh probably never said, “Pittin me dosh where me mooth is!” Bought Andrew Hickey’s books after raving about his podcast: open.substack.com/pub/johnpatr...

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Two TV editors named John, 100 episodes of The Hold Up. www.holduppodcast.com

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

“Dirty Mary Crazy Larry” has the most hilarious ending to a movie ever.

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Cinespia Cemetery Screening - “Poltergeist!” Partied w/ filmmaker @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social & gentleman Dirk Voetberg

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Got that new ish of “Prepper” magazine! ‘specially looking forward t’ the Beefy Blades article.

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Behold: STINKOR, my latest painting job. True story: my little brother got the Stinkor action figure, which had a real stank applied, and he proceeded to snort it like fine cocaine. By the time we got home from the toy store, the figure no longer stank, and my brother had a stomach ache.

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John Patrick Nelson @johnpatricknelson.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Another Legacy game in the books! Congrats to Mr. Lentz , “Employee of the Month!” • #ClankLegacy

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